Make a "cake" filling a plate with whipped cream and if you have custard or chocolate syrup or similar and throw it on your face.
Put tiger balm on your nipples and pussy (both lips and clit).
Strip naked and without cleaning your face spank each ass cheek, each inner thigh, each tit and your pussy 21 times each using a wooden spoon or similar, then put panties on and give yourself a wedgie, hold it 21 seconds then you can clean yourself.
Write "Wish me a horny birthday" somewhere on your body you can keep covered with clothes and take that write till your birthday (make it new afer every wash).
Have a happy horny birthday!
