So the final round is upon us...
The Contestants re-enter the field of play...
"Welcome back ladies and gentleman, we have our last round...the Buckets of Destiny! Our contestants have chosen their buckets...though we had to tell of PlayPig69 for picking a bucket already picked...why do some people have trouble with basic instructions? Contestants, please sit under your chosen bucket!"
The curtain rises to show an array of white plastic chairs but into a frame, above each chair is a bucket with a pull cord...Next to this is a gunge tank...
The players make their way over and sit under their respective bucket, Bloxo walks over to join them.
"Under bucket number one we have Cooop2, please pull your cord and let's see what you have won!"
Cooop2 pulls on the cord and the bucket tips...he is showered with...Confetti! It's pour down upon him and he laughs, glad he was one of the lucky ones in this game!
Bloxo walks over to ezeperalta212 who is sat under bucket number 2.
"Good luck..." Bloxo says with a snide quip...
She glares at him and pulls the cord, bracing herself...down falls an envelope which she opens to reveal 500 points! She smiles broadly at Bloxo who is somewhat annoyed...
Bloxo walks over to Playpig69 who is sat under bucket number 3...after being moved to the next number available...
"Try your luck!"
Playpig69 pulls the cord to have an envelope drop down...reading the contents it is found to be naked gunge tank! Playpig69 looks at the card for a long pause, and reluctantly walks over to the tank, slowly strips off and sits down on the seat, Bloxo pulls the lever at the side gradually and soon the contents of the tank are released showering Playpig69 with a torrent of Green and Purple slime that cascades over his head and down his body.
Bloxo walks over to seat 4 where Happybunny101 is sitting...
He smile at her broadly and says "Good luck cutie" Giving her a wink...
Apprehensively she pulls the cord, down drops an envelope that she hesitantly opens, it reveals 250 points, she whoops and cheers!
Bloxo annoyed that the girls have done so well walks over to seat 5 where electricity is sat...
"Only bad things are likely now..."
Electricity gulps and pulls the cord quickly, this showers him with Mustard that splatters over his head!
Bloxo now at seat 6 where ChubbyShySissy is sat...
"Wishing you luck"
ChubbyShySissy pulls the cord and shuts his eyes, only to be greeted by a torrent of Baked beans falling upon him, covering his head completely and rolling down his team uniform
Bloxo walks over to bucket 7...where dandushma is sat.
"Fare well..."
dansushma follows ChubbyShySissy's lead and closes his eyes as he pulls the cord, an envelope hits him in the head...he opens to envelope to reveal 750 points, he stands and does a little dance in triumph!
Bloxo looks down the line and see's the contestants looking glum...
Walking over to bucket 8 where WAMPup is sat.
"Let's see what you have..."
WAMPup staring up and closing his eyes yanks the cord hard...at first he doesn't feel anything happen...but that is because the treacle takes it's time to fall on his head! It slowly slips down and engulfs him!
Walking over to bucket 9 where duffduffers is sitting...can't wait for this game to finish now...
"Take your bucket like a man!"
duffduffers pulls the cord and sits there with his head bowed slightly, eyes closed...an envelope hits the back of his head, turning on his seat he picks it up and rips it open...hoping for an extra points boost...but finding Naked Paddling written upon it...
He stands and is directed to the front of the stage, turning away from the audience he removes his clothes and bends over...Bloxo, reluctantly brandishing the paddle gives him 5 quick but sharp whacks to the buttocks...duffduffers returns to his seat feeling quite humiliated...
Bloxo walks over to seat 10 where Sportykid is sat...
"Batter to the plate kid..."
Sportykid pauses for a moment, worried about what is next... but goes full into it, pulling the cord he is met by a wave of Ketchup pouring down upon his head, slopping down over his shirt and shorts...
Almost there Bloxo walks over to seat 11 where letshavesomefun is sat...
"I doubt this will be much fun..."
letshavesomefun pulls on the cord and is met by a torrent of flour, which mixes with the already messy outfit, he sneezes as the powder goes up his nose and he has trouble breathing
Finally he walks up to Novagunger on seat 12...
"Please pull your cord sir"
Novagunger consigned to defeat pulls the cord and is met by a torrent of rainbow coloured slime which covers him from head to toe.
Bloxo walks over to the front of the stage...
"There you have it folks, our last game of the evening...by some miracle the pink team scooped up all the points this round! Earning themselves 1500, meaning tonights final totals are as follows:
Pink: 1900
Yellow: 900
Blue: 500
That means that Pink walk away with the cash, Yellow is safe...but Blue face the final forfeit, congratulations players, we will be back after the commercial break to deal out our final penalty!"
Members of the Blue team, please PM me to vote for who faces ultimate destruction
Players taking forfeits, emulate your buckets!
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