I don't know why I'm doing this as humiliation is one "kink" that I don't enjoy except in certain facets. But I guess to be more involved in getdare as I've been away for a while I am going to commit to answering all of these questions which I haven't looked at. If you like details you've read the right response here goes...
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes I have, but this was way way back in kindergarten. Being five at the time, I don't remember much about it.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not fully. A couple of times rushing into my apartment I did not get to the toilet in time and had a few little trickles but nothing to classify as full-on wetting myself.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I don't have kids and while I haven't been caught naked my parents, my parents have caught me with my parts exposed and doing a Milovana tease.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
I have not "caught" them per se. I have seen my mom naked a couple times by accident. Not something I want to relive. And my dad would often walk naked from the shower to his room and when getting out of the hot tub and leaving his trunks out on the patio to dry.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes BUT not intentionally. My parents can sometimes be too nosy for their own good so they have caught a couple things that I had written. They also did something which I call "the purge" which is they found all my sex toys and pornographic material and just threw it away (I have since rebuilt it). The most noted one though is that there was a time I was really big into dice dares and I lost almost every die to our board games. They knew it had something to do with sex because of finding what I've written but they didn't know what.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No. I've only technically had sex with one person and we're not related, and I don't think any of my other "encounters" have been relatives unless they're very distant.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Once again I've only technically had sex with one person and at the time they weren't married. I'm not sure about now. Of the men I've had encounters with I've always known if they were married or not before we met; some have been, some have not.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Sex no. Masturbation yes, see question 3.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Thank goodness I can answer this question no. Although I have been home a couple times and it was dark in their room and the door was locked.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Not that I can recall. That's not to say I haven't farted in public/polite areas, but I don't think I've been caught.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Thankfully, no. That may be a different story now that my digestive system has been revolting more frequently. But of the three dates I've been on I've never had that misfortune.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Who DOESN'T have smelly gas, but no I've never been called out on it.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
The closest thing I've had to do related to this was at my last grocery stop. I forgot my debit card in my car and had a full cart. Thankfully, they offered to hold it for me in the produce cooler for at least half an hour while I got my card.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No. This is not to say I haven't fallen down stairs, but I don't think I've ever fallen down a whole flight of stairs and certainly not with anyone around.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Never had a drink of alcohol in my life, except for accidentally swallowed mouthwash, as I've never had any real desire to so, no.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, and that is one thing my grandma does that bugs the bejeebers out of me. It's always at restaurants and she'll say something "Well this stuff isn't as good as ____'s." It always embarrasses me and those things should be kept private.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No...Did you notice that you put the number 16 twice?
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No I am very careful when sexting that I make sure it's to the right person. But generally speaking there's not really enough sext contacts, let alone contacts in general, on my phone to really mistake that anyway.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes, several times but it was mainly from overuse of toilet paper I would think. Regardless though, it's always been quickly resolved by a plunger.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My female underwear collection would be pretty embarrassing but even more embarrassing would be the French Maid dress, I have hanging up in my closet. I haven't worn it recently, but it still kind of fits.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No, but the key word of that question is "unwanted." There are nude photos of me on the Internet but I don't have any objection of them being there.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Almost, but not quite. I had the "Oh I'm trapped in x but if you send me some $ we can have a relationship" bit. I've also paid a subscription to some naughty sites that wouldn't stop charging me even after I unsubscribed, but nothing more than that.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes I have. The one that sticks out to me is that as a person I sometimes construct my thoughts on what other people say. Like the conversation was about Facebook and I was saying I like it. Then another person said it's dumb, and I agreed with him. He called me out and said but you just said you liked it. Or it was vice versa or something, regardless my main crush at the time was in close proximity.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
I don't think so. I've always been very respectful to police officers who pulled me over for very minor traffic violations. I've always argued with my parents too and they were technically authority figures but I'm usually right, although my dad has this nasty habit of always distorting the truth to make himself the victim in any situation.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope, although I may have very well been as I was caught streaking one time. But aside from my kinks, I lead a pretty clean lifestyle.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Pants zipper down, but never a hole in my pants. But usually it wasn't so far down that it was really noticeable, only halfway down.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, my parents a couple times but I was very quick to close the door behind me.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Once again accidentally, no. I have told a few people I love them though...usually unrequited.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Once again accidentally, no. I did joke around recently with my boss calling her "mom" when she was fixing my shirt collar.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes. My 8th grade math teacher. She was a total babe, and every straight male that had her as a teacher was in exactly the same boat. She had a fiancé but it didn't matter that she had a whole bunch of hormone-crazed junior high boys fawning over her.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes, when I was much younger. At least sometime before junior high I fantasized about the Sailor Scouts and although I'm not into furries now Lola Bunny from Space Jam. There was also a lot of eye candy in the Final Fantasy games but by that time I tried to keep my sexual thoughts (which were nowhere near as dirty as they are now) grounded in reality. I will still say though that Tifa Lockheart is hot, and those who know who she is won't deny that.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope...I'm not really sure how I can expand on that. Usually when I'm at a sit-down restaurant I'm with relatives who usually pay for the meal.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes, you can thank mostly my father for that as he would bug me and as I went to swat him away my drink spilled.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No. I had one date that I didn't get a kiss but seeing that it was a "friend" date I wasn't really expecting anything. So seeing that was the case I've never been denied.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Only unintentionally. Cheat and scam no. Stealing yes. I was taking 20 oz. bottles from a cafeteria I worked out and knowing that being an employee, all food was free. I was not aware that it was limited. So once I found out that I had to pay for the 20 oz. I stopped taking them.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Technically speaking I do that almost every day. At my workplace most of us exit through the back door which there is an alarm that goes off whenever that door is open. But I think I know what you're driving at and yes I have in that regards too. I've never stolen anything to set it off but it always freaks me out whenever I pass through those pylons because it is a little embarrassing to have those things go off.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
You think you outgrow pimples when you get older but nope they will stay at you. Occasionally I have pimples on my face, but not often. I also get zits in less comfortable places such as the inner thighs which are noticeable to me, but not to other people.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Can't say that I have, or if I have I don't remember it.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I'm a man so usually we don't wait around too long if we have a scratch. However, I've usually been able to waltz away somewhere and take care of it. A similar situation is that my boxers tend to be pretty baggy so sometimes I duck into the freezer at work and put my hand down my pants to pull them back up.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
I think a couple times but it's only been at home. Being a short distance it wasn't really "A Walk of Shame." Thankfully, I've never had to do that in public.