Didn't happen to me though i was there, and i can't remember the last time i was ever embarassed, anyway - but consider; Juvenile Penitentiary.
Morning. Breakfast. Two 'kids' are missing (ultimately first noticed by the only girl in the Unit.
A staff member goes up the stairs. They come down the stairs and dissapear into the phone booth.
Ten minutes later they roll a gurney past the breakfast table and up the stairs.
Five minutes later the gurney comes back down again with a sheet-covered, weird-sound making lump on it.
Someone caught the edge of the sheet. And gave a yank.
Turns out one of them had their braces caught on the foreskin of the other...
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