1)What's your gender? Male
2)What's your age? 40
3)What's your first name? Jim
4)What's your sexual orientation (bi, gay, straight, lesbian)? Straight
5)Are you a virgin? No
6)If you responded no, to the previous question at what age did you lose your virginity? Feel free to leave any juicy details about the experience. 22.. and that's a story VERY FEW know about and I don't really plan on changing that
7)Are you a sub, dom, or can you swing both ways? sub
8)Have you ever had a mistress/master or owned a slave? Kinda .. I had a master for about a week but it wasn't working out... talking with someone else now about being my domme... I get butterflies thinking about it.
9)What's the farthest you've gone with the opposite sex? All the way
10)What's the farthest you've gone with the same sex? Oral
11)What is your biggest fetish (i.e. crossdressing, bondage etc.)? being controlled
12)Have you ever taken any sexual pics of yourself or anybody else? Please describe what it was. Yes, Not sure how best to describe it/them, a lot of me naked.
13)Have you ever made any sexual videos of yourself or anybody else? Please describe what it was. No
14)What was your most memorable sexual experience? Please give details.
Once, when I was driving with my ex we stopped at a rest stop and I played with her at a picnic table and brought her to orgasm.
15)What is your ultimate sexual fantasy. Please give details. So many fighting for space in my head as an 'ultimate fantasy', there are so many things I haven't tried that I would love to. Um... I guess one would be: Being tied down and teased until I couldn't take it anymore and started begging. Then hopefully she would take some pity on me.
16)How often do you masturbate? Once or twice a day
17)Have you ever eaten your own cum? Yes
18)What's your favorite type of porn? Bondage
19)Do you ever roleplay? If so, what kind? Haven't tried yet
20)Have you ever tried your hand at wrting erotica, fiction or non-fiction? No, I would occasionally write scenarios for my ex trying to give her ideas of things I'd love her to try with/on me... never worked very well...
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