[silverdarknight]

Well, I guess I should answer my own questions at some point. So, here y'all go:


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Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Well, charming young ladies offering to do anything in order to please me and make me happy is naturally a turn on. This is a biggie. The idea that someone wants to please and satisfy me and is prepared to go out of their way, possibly even hurt/humiliate themselves to do it - that's a helluva rush and massively appealing.

A smile. If you are happy and having fun, that makes it much easier for me to be happy and have fun. Very important.

Teasing charming young ladies witless. Another fairly obvious one. It's so much fun to get people all eager and horny. Heck, the thought that you are turning someone else on and that they are wet and eager and turned on by what you are saying and what you are threatening to do to them is fun all by itself - add in that sexual tension and desperation and excitement and it's fun for all involved.

Long slinky dresses/lacy lingerie/sexy costumes. Yes, there is something attractive in the intimacy of seeing someone naked. But if I find that sexy underwear and lingerie is more alluring. It's suggestive and teasing rather than blatant, and the fact that they have gone to the effort to dress up and look seductive is, well, rather seductive!

WAM/Splosh/Messy play. It's SO sensual. It's touch, it's smell, it's taste, it's shivers down your spine and warm goo sliding down your chest and the taste of honey on your lips - all at once! Other than the cleanup, what is not to like?

Images. I'm a guy. I'm shallow, and I like looking at porn. A picture can say a thousand words, and I don't have to skim-read it to pick up context

Humiliation. Both my own and someone else's. It's partly the 'power exchange' thing - it's a rush to have someone humiliate and degrade themselves for you, and it's a rush to give that much of yourself to someone else. I think that also makes very intimate - because it often involves going outside comfort zones, there is a lot of trust involved in the exchange.

Pain. This one kindof goes both ways, but is very one sided due to me not having much pain tolerance. Partly it's for similar reasons to the 'humiliation' one - sacrifice/trust/intimacy. But also for the sensuality of it - there are parts of you that feel good when stimulated, even if that stimulation is hitting them with spoons/clamping them/etc.

Squirming. Having sufficient control over someone that what you are doing is starting to override their concious control of their body, and take them to a place of instinct where their mind wants to do one thing and their body another. The thought of being able to get someone so excited they can't control themselves and of someone giving so much of themselves to me that they have lost that control.

Fantasy. It's one of the ace things about GD - it's essentially interactive adult fiction. You know what? I don't care if you are a 'faker' or whatever - I probably wasn't expecting you to be able to actually do whatever dare I set for you to start with. But talking about it, talking about how it might work and feel...that's cool.


Five things that turn you off?
Disinterest. I want you to want me, I want you to be eager and enthusiastic and beg me to play. Constantly battling through a wall of 'meh, maybe' gets old and boring quick.

Guys. That isn't to say I'm not interested in chatting with and getting up to mischief with a bloke, but I am happy to admit I am more interested in girls.

Pain. The idea of pain is good. It's kinky and the idea of stimulating all of those parts that feel so good when stimulated...yeah, I like that. The reality? It hurts! I find it hard to tolerate very much myself, despite being quite turned on by the concept.

My own lack of willpower. I'm not very good at edging a bunch of times or whatever. Once i hit that point of wanting to stroke, I find it hard to stop myself. And, like many guys, once I have cum then my interest in the scene does drop significantly.

'The Far Side of The World'. The majority of board users seem to be stateside, and I'm not. The big timezone differences can get inconvenient, when I need to turn in in the middle of play or I want to talk mischief and there is nobody around.

18yr olds. I'm not 18 any more, and it does feel a little creepy talking about such things with someone who could be my daughter. Add in the differences in life experience etc and it can get a little jarring/uncomfortable.



What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
A few. Mostly household stuff such as bootlaces and clothespegs and wooden spoons etc. 'adult toy' wise I guess it's a butt plug and some clover clamps pretty much.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
An ice lock so I can experiment with self bondage and can't wimp out of play sessions?

An enema kit to experience that 'full' feeling everyone talks about perhaps?

Some interesting whips?


What is your favorite toy?
I think this one is probably a tie between the silicone spatula (for hitting myself), shoelaces (tying ones junk up does make it far more sensitive ) and elastic bands for that stingy bite.

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Depressingly, despite enjoying talking about it so much, I havn't done very much. Probably putting tampons up my ass as a dare - that didn't go so well.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
Trying some of the milovana CBT teases - I havn't managed to complete them tho.


What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Licking up catfood from a bowl on the floor I guess. Did it just because it was disgusting and humiliating and perverted. Again, way more fun to think about than do.


What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
My butt plug, which is about a 'medium' as these things go.


How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
Depends on the day, and how long I am on GD for! Normally just before going to bed at night, and a few more times during the day if I am having fun conversations. And mostly just by stroking, although I am also quite a fan of trying to do some of the Milovana stuff so there is sometimes some tying my junk up and hitting my nuts involved.


What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
Bending an ex girlfriend over my knee in a hotel room and giving her a couple of firm spanks on her lovely bum - and the way she stood up and snogged my face off immediately afterwards.


What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
Probably tying some poor, unfortunate girl up so that her crotch is all exposed and there is nothing she can do to stop me taking advantage of that. Spanking her crotch, spanking that most sensitive, intimate part of her body - despite her pleading and protests and moaning - so that she squirms and moans and each blow feels electric running through her body. And then mercilessly using a vibrator or wand on her so that she can't tell if she is in agony or ecstasy.



What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
Being woken up in the morning by my 24/7 slave girl with a cup of tea, a blowjob and a smile. What? I think it's an ace fantasy!



Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Don't mind cum, and the other two are a little salty for my taste. Pee especially can be rather unpleasant - but I guess that is the appeal and perversion of it!


What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
Havn't really been tied up, and I'm not sure I would be very good at it to be honest.


Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
Well, I am pretty sure I do have a suit somewhere. makes me feel like a damn gorilla dressed for the circus tho.


What do you like about Getdare?
I get to flirt with all sorts of interesting people, and talk about my more perverted desires.

What do you dislike about getdare?
It can be very time intensive.
I get to talk about such things, but I don't get to actually do them - the difference between internet fantasy land and the real world.


What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
I havn't really enjoyed doing any of the dares. I have done a few, but none of them have really turned out the way I had hoped.


Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
I tend to be rather selective if I am doing them at all, so most of them have appealed at least a bit. I dunno. There is a milovana CBT tease that I am putting off having another run through, does that count?


What two things do you love the most. Why?
Travel. Both for it's own sake, and to explore. Getting miles under my feet, wind in my hair and seeing the world, looking for all the fun to be had out there.

Fine food. Again, see 'bloke. Yup, the way to my heart is through my stomach and I am very partial to cake/steak/etc. I have been known to cross continents in order to go to nice restraunts before now!

What do you hate the most?
The world is going to hell, and there is nothing i can do about it. Peak oil has been and gone, climate change tipping point has passed and a bunch of rich assholes are taking advantage of everyone else. I get the very distinct impression it's all downhill from here.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Go for a country drive. Get in some miles on nice quiet country roads, have a cup of tea in the middle of nowhere.


What is your greatest strength?
I have some awesome friends.


What is your greatest weakness?
Probably the fact that i am a depressive. It has a tendency to influence everything you do and suck the color and energy from it all.

What is your biggest vice?
Lazyness/apathy. I have a great deal of difficulty motivating myself to do anything.

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Anything? Ooh, so many choices. Possibly some decent engineering qualifications so I could get a job making stuff.

Or maybe speak mandarin so that I can communicate with most of the rest of the world.

Or learn to fly a plane/sail a ship. That looks like awesome fun.

Or play a musical instrument. I've never been able to play, and really enjoy listening to other people - it would be great to be able to join in. Yeah, that's it. Play a musical instrument.


Which superpower would you most like?
Mind reading would probably be scary, useful tho it might be.

I think tirelessness/regeneration - the ability to just DO STUFF without it wearing me out/injuring me in any real way.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Well, obviously I would rather my own dreams came true.
But if I was actually given the choice, I would probably choose to make someone else's dreams come true - as long as I got to choose the someone else.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Having energy. If I had realized how much more difficult like would be as you got older, I'm sure I would have done more when I was younger!

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
So the choice is between being able to breathe fire, fly and get given virgins or have someone else do all the awesome for you?

No way. I wanna burn down the villages myself thanks! Raaah!

Cuddles, or sex?
Hours and hours of comfy contentment or a few minutes of sweaty pleasure?
I'll take the cuddles thanks.

Cake, or death?
Is both an option? Can I die happy from a cake overdose.

Winter, or summer?
Winter. Crisp sharp mornings, the ghosts of trees by the side of the roads, frost glittering on spiderwebs, storms rushing around you. And because you can dress for winter, but there is only so much you can do to deal with the summer heat.


City or Country?
Country. Green space, trees, life. The countryside has more stories in it too - hidden places and old, crumbling buildings - hints of what there was, ghosts ontop of the present. In a city that has all been built over and replaced by yet another starbucks.


Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Oh, new and improved every time. Give me the interesting, experimental and unknown rather than the same old same old. You have to try new things!

Dark or milk chocolate?
Dark, rich and strong. I don't mind my chocolate tasting of even more chocolate!

Dogs or cats?
Dogs. They are loving and friendly and care about you. Cats are just a nuisance that craps in other peoples lawns and eats the local wildlife.

Fiction, or non-fiction?
Non fiction. I'm not much of a reader, so I have way more use for a map or a workshop manual or a cookbook than I do the latest Hairy Plotter.

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Picnics are good, but give me a nice restaurant. There is something wonderfully decadent and civilized about going out to a good eatery. Especially if they actually know their stuff and are serving you food that makes you go 'That's amazing. How did they do that?'.

Driving or walking?
Driving. I like my car, it's comfy and has all my stuff in it. I get to go further by car than I do by foot as well.

Books, or films?
I like a good film. It's a nice way to relax and just spin down your brain for a few hours. Factor in good sci fi like Babylon 5 and it's gotta be the screen.

Bacon, or cheese?
Oooh, tricky one. Both are awesome.
But cheese travels better than bacon, which needs to be refrigerated. So the cheese takes it. I don't need to cook my cheese before I eat it either, which is also a plus point.

Tea or Coffee?
Good heavens old boy, how could you even suggest such heresy?
Tea, naturally. Empires were built on tea.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
It could be because nobody has bothered creating mouse flavoring, but I suspect it is because people don't eat mice and therefore there isn't a plentiful supply of rejected mice to be turned into pet food. Unlike, say, chicken of which there are probably all sorts of bits of bird they arn't allowed to feed to people but will make just fine pet food.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Because artificial flavor is cheaper, and therefore used in preference.
But making washing up liquid with actual lemon juice gives it a selling point that will offset the increased costs involved.