16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

kevinkevk · 11-30-2014, 04:14 PM

An_Jon's one of these was fun so I thought I would have a go myself

I'm told I've got a good imagination for these so we will see how it turns out. If it's popular I may do another.
Sorry about the copy writing An_Jon. I'm sure you wont mind though

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

I look forward to all your replies

An_Jon · 11-30-2014, 04:29 PM

I feel obliged to go first.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

My last Halloween costume was a zombie. I'll wear that.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

The stocks, because it raises fewer questions.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

My Mum.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

You mean I can shit myself and cry and get away with it? Baby.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Guys. I'd feel like *that* creep the other way around.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass
or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait out the week.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance from Karen Gillan? *drools*.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Beans. I can hold it in.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15, why the hell not?

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

A cup. Breasts that big would hurt your back.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Unicorn horn. For jousting!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Nightclub, because what the fuck kind of night out are you having for the nightclub one? I want in!

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Ball-gag. Because I dunno why.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

I already grow a jungle. I have a monkey down there. I call him Steve.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person I texted. It was a lass I used to know at Uni.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

My kitchen fridge. I can deal with family.

Lucy89 · 11-30-2014, 04:49 PM

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Sleepwear. Blue pajamas & thick fluffy socks. It was cold.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The stocks

Both would be mortifying but at least after an hour I'd be out.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Party of Guys. Either would be embarassing but I imagine they'd enjoy the view more if I had to choose.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Have it removed. I'd probably wait a day trying to get it out but would want it gone well before the week was over.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Pole. I can't imagine myself being much good at either though
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans. They really don't really make me gassy.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? I'd rather not have either but I'd say 3 if I had to. You'd need three legged pants for 15

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. I bounce enough already without getting bigger
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? An airport. No bar is worth a strip search to get in but a holiday might be worth the embarassment
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

...A plug if I had to. I couldn't keep a gag in that long.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Underwear. Wearing boxers wouldnt really be a big deal.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted. She's a friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge. I don't much care for facebook and don't need everyone I know seeing these truth threads I occasionally answer.

violetbaby · 11-30-2014, 10:24 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My pajamas, a green t-shirt and red plaid pajama pants.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks, it'd be over sooner.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom, she'd throw a fit while my dad wouldn't care.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, it'd be less embarrassing.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, I'm a girl so I wouldn't get hounded by guys.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Go to the doctor, I could never wait a whole week with it in me.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance, I'm too clumsy to work a pole.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion because I hate beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3, because I don't want a ridiculous bulge in my pants since I'm still a girl.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup, I have a large chest so I know big boobs are a pain.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn, it looks cooler and requires less maintenance.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, I already hate airports.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag, I don't like anal.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders undies, it's less embarrassing for a girl to wear mens underwear than to be super hairy.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger I see, the last person I texted was a relative.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge, it's not as public or severe.

smallonem · 12-01-2014, 02:50 AM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

I would choose last nights sleep wear, trousers and underwear

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

definatly stocks

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

I think mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

I think I would prefer the egg falls out as if I had to go to the doctor it would be embarrassing

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

onion

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

if I was a girl I would prefer A cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

unicorn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

at the airport as that will be done in a private room

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

wearing opposite gender undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

last person I texted. a female friend of mine

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

both are bad. but I think it is better facebook

oryan · 12-01-2014, 04:54 AM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I was Gandalf so obviously my costume.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks because less walking.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Babies are really annoying so I'd be a dog.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls because I prefer their company.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Let it fall out. Im broke and can't afford to have every single thing I get stuck up my ass taken out.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans because I don't want to eat an onion every time I have sex.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
You can still kinda have sex when it's 3 inches.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cups would get in the way less.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Horn cause that shit's majestic.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Buttplug I guess.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle. It's less embarrassing for guys to be hairy.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Im already trying give oral to the person I texted.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge

Misa · 12-01-2014, 05:22 AM

Haven't read any of these questions, so I have no idea what I'm getting myself in for. No backing out after I start ^^

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Would have to be last nights sleep wear, because I didn't have a costume last year. So just pajama pants and a t-shirt, very boring :3
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Probably the stocks, since the 2 hour walk would end up taking more around 4 because of hiding from people and staying away from main roads.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctors
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? I would say neither because I can't do either, but assuming I could.. pole dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Neither of those foods have those effects on me really, but if they did then I'd say onions because you can brush your teeth and chew cum quickly!
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Fluffy bunny rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Assuming the airport isn't on the spot, there. But if they both are then..still there.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Texted, since it's my girlfriend. If I had of answered this 15minutes earlier, I would have said stranger, because I had just sent a text to my aunt.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge, theres so many family magnets on there no one would be able to see it.

DaremeNaked · 12-01-2014, 10:55 AM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Since i usually sleep naked or semi nude, i'd rather wear my halloween costume: Eric Draven, the Crow (very cool)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

The stocks are better. Just a bit of humiliation and then is over.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

My Mom.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Like a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls, of course!

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Doctor for sure!

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap Dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Onion since i can always stay silent avoiding the bad breath

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

3 inches so i could still have sex (15 inches would be a monster in my pants).

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

I'm a booblover, but i think an A cup is better to live with.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Unicorn horn sounds cooler!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Ball gag

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Jungle

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last texted since was a female friend of mine

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Since i live alone, my fridge.

LckMeUpPls · 12-01-2014, 01:06 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume, went as the punisher
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Doctor
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted, a female friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge

Switching · 12-01-2014, 02:19 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Can I choose my halloween costume (it was normal clothes)? :P But seriously, probably my underwear (loose boxers).
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Hehe.... the pillory.... it kinda turns me on. :P
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My Uncle.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Tough one, but a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Ooohh... probably guys *blushes*.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Errmmm.... the doctors.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance! definitely.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans.... not sure why though, they're both bad.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3", I think I could have way more fun with it that way.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup, they wouldn't get in the way.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Bunny tail. Call me soft. :P
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub.... just something about that situation. :P
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Both! Butt (hehe?) a gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? The undies

It might stop them in their tracks and save us both trouble
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Last person I texted, it was a friend. :P
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Hmmm..... facebook? I guess

The--Apollyon · 12-02-2014, 04:29 AM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) holloween costume. It was a girls emo ripped onesie but I sleep nude so it an easy choice

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Stocks! It's actually a fantasy of mine, oh the humiliation!

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom!

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby, I think. I don't really think it matters

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls, at least there's a chance if getting laid... Lol, maybe they'd all tease me XD

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) omg definitely let it vibrate until it falls out

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance, but I'd prefer it if jessie j gave me the lap dance instead

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onions, I think

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch!!!!!

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? Erm the smaller one, I don't want big moobs

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unicorn horn, how badass would that be in a fight

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub! Again, the humiliation!

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Women's underwear, at least they'll know your a bit kinky

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted? Last person I texted, a girl at my college who is smoking hot (shame she's already in a relationship)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Aha fridge, less people will know lol, great question by the way

thrilloftherisk · 12-02-2014, 03:37 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Hmm, Halloween costume. I dressed as a character from Team Fortress 2 so it isn't completely ridiclous. Better than just boxers anyway. :P

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

2 hours walk as I live in the country and I could possibly get home ninja style without being seen.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom defo.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Baby. People can't make you do strange things as a baby but you could hump everything as a dog which could be embarassing.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls as it would be a turn on. One of my biggest turnons is in fact thinking about being the only naked person in a room full of fully clothes women.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait a week. May as well enjoy it.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance, get up close and personal. lol

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Onion. You can combat bad breath.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15, silly question.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

F, may as well go all in.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

The tail, easier to hide in the long run.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Tough one, both are bad. I'd have to say Night Club as after you can get hmmered and forget all about it.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Buttplug, Gag gets in the way (which is the point I suppose)

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Underwear.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person texted (my mates hot girlfriend :P)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Fridge. Currently live alone so it would only be for me to see.

Consensus · 12-02-2014, 03:52 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

I would rather wear my hallowe'en costume (from the last time I wore one) was military uniform. Probably not a great idea in summer, having an RAF woollen coat, cavalry trousers and a black shirt, but good most of the rest of the time in the UK

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Naked 2 hours' walk away, better to hide on the way.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Never actually had this happen. Now? I'd question what they were doing in my house. I guess my father.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Doctor's, I would imagine it would be painful after a while otherwise.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

I don't have a celebrity crush... so, lap dance?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Either would be better than what I have now. Onions.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

Three inches. I imagine the blood loss from 15 inches would lead to fainting spells...

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

Easy, A cup. Yes, I have thought about this.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Rabbit tail. A huge horn would be... odd, I'd look like a dick-head, at least a fluffy tail could be hidden

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Airport. Compo.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Ball gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

The jungle, only because I have a massive jungle down there and I'm not embarrassed. I'd rather not have a one-night stand...

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person I texted, it was my wife; but I'd have more chance with the next stranger I see of carrying it out I think.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Facebook, less people I know have a chance of seeing it there.

Truckernaut42 · 12-02-2014, 03:53 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) t shirt and pants nothing fancy
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) good female friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Wedgielover890 · 12-02-2014, 04:27 PM

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Boxers.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?I would rather be in pillory!
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?Dog would be funnier.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Girls!
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)Wait a week!
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?Lap dance!
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)Beans because I don't fart a lot when I eat those!
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?15!
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?F
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?Bunny Tail!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?Buttplug!
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender undies!
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Give oral to next person I texted! My crush!
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?Kitchen fridge!

11-30-2014, 04:14 PM	#1
kevinkevk Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: On top of the world Posts: 51 Blog Entries: 7	16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions. An_Jon's one of these was fun so I thought I would have a go myself I'm told I've got a good imagination for these so we will see how it turns out. If it's popular I may do another. Sorry about the copy writing An_Jon. I'm sure you wont mind though Remember you MUST pick one or the other. 1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? I look forward to all your replies __________________ Likes: Humiliation, teasing and taunting, orgasm denial, brats, feet/ass worship, age regression, puppy play, hypnosis, sph, forced bi, sissy maid play and humiliating dance choreography's. I basically like to blush as much as possible

11-30-2014, 04:29 PM	#2
An_Jon Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Uk Posts: 603 Blog Entries: 71	I feel obliged to go first. 1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) My last Halloween costume was a zombie. I'll wear that. 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The stocks, because it raises fewer questions. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My Mum. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? You mean I can shit myself and cry and get away with it? Baby. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? *Guys. I'd feel like that* creep the other way around. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Wait out the week. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance from Karen Gillan? drools. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans. I can hold it in. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15, why the hell not? 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. Breasts that big would hurt your back. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unicorn horn. For jousting! 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub, because what the fuck kind of night out are you having for the nightclub one? I want in! 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball-gag. Because I dunno why. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? I already grow a jungle. I have a monkey down there. I call him Steve. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted. It was a lass I used to know at Uni. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? My kitchen fridge. I can deal with family. __________________ Hi, I'm Jon! I like talking to new people. Come and say hello if you'd like to get to know me 26 \| M \| UK \| Bisexual \| Switch \| Punmaster About Me \| My Blog \| BDSM Test** Come and play with me: My AMA My KIK - and rules on using it!

11-30-2014, 04:49 PM	#3
Lucy89 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: North West England Posts: 190	Remember you MUST pick one or the other. 1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Sleepwear. Blue pajamas & thick fluffy socks. It was cold. 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The stocks Both would be mortifying but at least after an hour I'd be out. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Party of Guys. Either would be embarassing but I imagine they'd enjoy the view more if I had to choose. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Have it removed. I'd probably wait a day trying to get it out but would want it gone well before the week was over. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Pole. I can't imagine myself being much good at either though 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans. They really don't really make me gassy. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? I'd rather not have either but I'd say 3 if I had to. You'd need three legged pants for 15 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. I bounce enough already without getting bigger 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Bunny tail 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? An airport. No bar is worth a strip search to get in but a holiday might be worth the embarassment 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? ...A plug if I had to. I couldn't keep a gag in that long. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Underwear. Wearing boxers wouldnt really be a big deal. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted. She's a friend 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge. I don't much care for facebook and don't need everyone I know seeing these truth threads I occasionally answer. __________________ Likes: Spanking, corner time, fun/interesting truths or dares, light self bondage Will consider: Anal, Pee, semi-public Limits: Cam/pics, too public, family/friends, extreme pain, permanent, poo, diaper Signiture dare: I deserve corner time, pm me and tell me what to do/ what to wear/ how long to stay there for being so naughty

11-30-2014, 10:24 PM	#4
violetbaby Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 16	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) My pajamas, a green t-shirt and red plaid pajama pants. 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Stocks, it'd be over sooner. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My mom, she'd throw a fit while my dad wouldn't care. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? A dog, it'd be less embarrassing. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls, I'm a girl so I wouldn't get hounded by guys. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Go to the doctor, I could never wait a whole week with it in me. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance, I'm too clumsy to work a pole. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Onion because I hate beans. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3, because I don't want a ridiculous bulge in my pants since I'm still a girl. 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup, I have a large chest so I know big boobs are a pain. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unicorn horn, it looks cooler and requires less maintenance. 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub, I already hate airports. 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag, I don't like anal. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders undies, it's less embarrassing for a girl to wear mens underwear than to be super hairy. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) The next stranger I see, the last person I texted was a relative. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge, it's not as public or severe. __________________ Bi female, into casual ASEXUAL, meaning I have no desire to masturbate or orgasm. It's just not my thing I will be respectful to you if you are respectful to me Likes: pee, desperation, messy, wedgie, spanking, ice, toothpaste, pain, clit/pussy/nipple torture, things that burn/sting, dice dares, abdl, milovana, tickling Limits: cam, edging, unsanitary, public, eating gross things, penetration, anal, humiliation, anything involving other people, scat, pics/vids, illegal, permanent

12-01-2014, 02:50 AM	#5
smallonem Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: malta Posts: 135	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I would choose last nights sleep wear, trousers and underwear 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? definatly stocks 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? I think mom 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? baby 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? girls 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) I think I would prefer the egg falls out as if I had to go to the doctor it would be embarrassing 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onion Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? if I was a girl I would prefer A cup 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? unicorn 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? at the airport as that will be done in a private room 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? butt plug 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? wearing opposite gender undies 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) last person I texted. a female friend of mine 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? both are bad. but I think it is better facebook __________________ Likes: humiliation, cum denial, being tied and fucked Dislikes: vomit/scat, knife/needle play, permanent heavy pain, extreme public, pee in clothes My Calendar: http://teamup.com/ksb3cfd3a54350227f/

12-01-2014, 04:54 AM	#6
oryan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 14 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I was Gandalf so obviously my costume. 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Stocks because less walking. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Babies are really annoying so I'd be a dog. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls because I prefer their company. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Let it fall out. Im broke and can't afford to have every single thing I get stuck up my ass taken out. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans because I don't want to eat an onion every time I have sex. 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? You can still kinda have sex when it's 3 inches. 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cups would get in the way less. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Horn cause that shit's majestic. 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Buttplug I guess. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Jungle. It's less embarrassing for guys to be hairy. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Im already trying give oral to the person I texted. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge

12-01-2014, 05:22 AM	#7
Misa getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: In my dreams Posts: 304 Blog Entries: 2	Haven't read any of these questions, so I have no idea what I'm getting myself in for. No backing out after I start ^^ 1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Would have to be last nights sleep wear, because I didn't have a costume last year. So just pajama pants and a t-shirt, very boring :3 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Probably the stocks, since the 2 hour walk would end up taking more around 4 because of hiding from people and staying away from main roads. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctors 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? I would say neither because I can't do either, but assuming I could.. pole dance. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Neither of those foods have those effects on me really, but if they did then I'd say onions because you can brush your teeth and chew cum quickly! Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Fluffy bunny rabbit tail 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Assuming the airport isn't on the spot, there. But if they both are then..still there. 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders undies 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Texted, since it's my girlfriend. If I had of answered this 15minutes earlier, I would have said stranger, because I had just sent a text to my aunt. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge, theres so many family magnets on there no one would be able to see it. __________________ Male / Switch(leaning sub) / Bi / 26 / UK Always love chatting to people, throw me a pm <3 Check out my ad! Likes / Limits PM Dares

12-01-2014, 10:55 AM	#8
DaremeNaked Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 45 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Since i usually sleep naked or semi nude, i'd rather wear my halloween costume: Eric Draven, the Crow (very cool) 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The stocks are better. Just a bit of humiliation and then is over. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My Mom. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Like a dog. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls, of course! 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctor for sure! 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap Dance. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Onion since i can always stay silent avoiding the bad breath Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3 inches so i could still have sex (15 inches would be a monster in my pants). 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? I'm a booblover, but i think an A cup is better to live with. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unicorn horn sounds cooler! 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Jungle 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last texted since was a female friend of mine 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Since i live alone, my fridge. __________________ Likes: Bets, nudity, humiliation, losing clothes, giving dares, being a "Dare Master", being a "Dare Slave", tickling Limits: pain, anal or ass in general, permanent, pee and poo, family My PM Dares 90% Voyeur 88% Vanilla 68% Dominant 65% Switch 64% Rigger 55% Primal (Hunter) 50% Exhibitionist https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1510474 Last edited by DaremeNaked; 12-01-2014 at 11:01 AM.

12-01-2014, 01:06 PM	#9
LckMeUpPls Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: UK Posts: 143	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Halloween costume, went as the punisher 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Stocks 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctor 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Onion Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Bunny tail 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Airport 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Jungle 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted, a female friend 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge __________________ 29/sissy/biscurious/submissive Likes: Chastity, Tease and Denial, Ruined Orgasms, Edging, Anal, Deepthroat/Gagging, Spit, Cumplay, Humiliation, Light Bondage, Light Pain, Feminization Limits:Family/Friends, Social Suicide, Public,Illegal, Scat, Diapers, Blood, Permanent, Vid/Pics/Cam

12-01-2014, 02:19 PM	#10
Switching Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: UK (England) Posts: 8	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Can I choose my halloween costume (it was normal clothes)? :P But seriously, probably my underwear (loose boxers). 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Hehe.... the pillory.... it kinda turns me on. :P 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My Uncle. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Tough one, but a dog. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Ooohh... probably guys *blushes. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Errmmm.... the doctors. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance! definitely. 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans.... not sure why though, they're both bad. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3", I think I could have way more fun* with it that way. 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup, they wouldn't get in the way. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Bunny tail. Call me soft. :P 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub.... just something about that situation. :P 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Both! Butt (hehe?) a gag. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? The undies It might stop them in their tracks and save us both trouble 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Last person I texted, it was a friend. :P 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Hmmm..... facebook? I guess __________________ 18 y/o male from the UK who's new to dares and kink Feel free to chat to me if you want... I don't bite... much. Below is a list of ever-changing limits, likes and dislikes. Bare with me as I find myself and the lists change and grow LIKES:Orgasm control, light pain and probably a lot more Dislikes:Heavy pain and being lonely. Limits:Blood, scat, piss, urethral stuff, family, public and permanent.

12-02-2014, 04:29 AM	#11
The--Apollyon Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 69	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) holloween costume. It was a girls emo ripped onesie but I sleep nude so it an easy choice 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Stocks! It's actually a fantasy of mine, oh the humiliation! 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom! 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby, I think. I don't really think it matters 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls, at least there's a chance if getting laid... Lol, maybe they'd all tease me XD 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) omg definitely let it vibrate until it falls out 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance, but I'd prefer it if jessie j gave me the lap dance instead 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onions, I think 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch!!!!! 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? Erm the smaller one, I don't want big moobs 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Unicorn horn, how badass would that be in a fight 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub! Again, the humiliation! 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt plug 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Women's underwear, at least they'll know your a bit kinky 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted? Last person I texted, a girl at my college who is smoking hot (shame she's already in a relationship) 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Aha fridge, less people will know lol, great question by the way __________________ M / 24 / UK / Semi-Pro Dom Likes: Messy, CBT, Semi-Public, Cross-Dress (Hidden/Alone), Pain, Feet, Pic Proof Limits: Pee, Poo, Family, Public, Anal, Cum, Edging, Face Pics, Friends Kik: Dare_K1ng I have an opening for a new slave/sub message me if you are interested and serious.

12-02-2014, 03:37 PM	#12
thrilloftherisk Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 39	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Hmm, Halloween costume. I dressed as a character from Team Fortress 2 so it isn't completely ridiclous. Better than just boxers anyway. :P 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 2 hours walk as I live in the country and I could possibly get home ninja style without being seen. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom defo. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby. People can't make you do strange things as a baby but you could hump everything as a dog which could be embarassing. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls as it would be a turn on. One of my biggest turnons is in fact thinking about being the only naked person in a room full of fully clothes women. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Wait a week. May as well enjoy it. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance, get up close and personal. lol 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Onion. You can combat bad breath. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15, silly question. 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F, may as well go all in. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? The tail, easier to hide in the long run. 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Tough one, both are bad. I'd have to say Night Club as after you can get hmmered and forget all about it. 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Buttplug, Gag gets in the way (which is the point I suppose) 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Underwear. 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person texted (my mates hot girlfriend :P) 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Fridge. Currently live alone so it would only be for me to see. __________________ Instruction, RISK of being caught, JOI, Pre-cum eating, orgasm denial/control, porn control Cum eating/play, semi public, slave, transgender stuff wedgies, pain, blood, permanent, work, friends, family, obviously public, homosexual stuff, showing face

12-02-2014, 03:52 PM	#13
Consensus Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: In a house alone Posts: 643 Blog Entries: 48	I would rather... 1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I would rather wear my hallowe'en costume (from the last time I wore one) was military uniform. Probably not a great idea in summer, having an RAF woollen coat, cavalry trousers and a black shirt, but good most of the rest of the time in the UK 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Naked 2 hours' walk away, better to hide on the way. 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Never actually had this happen. Now? I'd question what they were doing in my house. I guess my father. 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls. 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctor's, I would imagine it would be painful after a while otherwise. 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? *I don't have* a celebrity crush... so, lap dance? 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Either would be better than what I have now. Onions. Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? Three inches. I imagine the blood loss from 15 inches would lead to fainting spells... 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? Easy, A cup. Yes, I have thought about this. 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Rabbit tail. A huge horn would be... odd, I'd look like a dick-head, at least a fluffy tail could be hidden 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Airport. Compo. 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag. 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? The jungle, only because I have a massive jungle down there and I'm not embarrassed. I'd rather not have a one-night stand... 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted, it was my wife; but I'd have more chance with the next stranger I see of carrying it out I think. 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Facebook, less people I know have a chance of seeing it there.** __________________ Clothing / Preferences // PM Dares // Team-Up Calendar (please add) // Chastity // Femdom IRL old/transwoman/attracted to Females & Femininity/shaved pubes, legs and armpits And that's all she has to say about that.

12-02-2014, 03:53 PM	#14
Truckernaut42 getDare Devil Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,240 Blog Entries: 14	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) t shirt and pants nothing fancy 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) good female friend 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? __________________ Add my Facebook I love chatting about dirty fantasies, especially public nudity! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007149407768 For those under 5 inches, join the small dick club on FB https://www.facebook.com/groups/2901374083525592 Likes: nudity, sph, truths, public nudity, showing my penis As punishment for having a small penis I must show anyone who asks to see it a picture of it. Message me to see it anytime. I am no longer allowed to keep it private.

12-02-2014, 04:27 PM	#15
Wedgielover890 Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Nadayobusiness Posts: 46	1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Boxers. 2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?I would rather be in pillory! 3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?Mom 4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?Dog would be funnier. 5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Girls! 6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)Wait a week! 7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?Lap dance! 8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)Beans because I don't fart a lot when I eat those! Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun 9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?15! 10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?F 11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?Bunny Tail! 12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?Airport 13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?Buttplug! 14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite gender undies! 15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Give oral to next person I texted! My crush! 16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?Kitchen fridge!