Weirdest jerk off experience?

Gayanthem · 04-06-2021, 07:18 PM

What's the weirdest thing you've done while solo exploring? I once jerked off with a tub of mayo.

Love to chat about weird stuff. Lol me if you are a dude over 18!

Kik: gayanthem

Bluntwick · 04-07-2021, 11:10 AM

My weirdest solo experience was penetrating my ass with a huge carrot (with condom over it) while watching myself in the mirror and also jerking my cock, was a really interesting night i guess, (then eaten the carrot so no plants was hurts during the jerkoff)

badboy3892 · 04-11-2021, 08:38 PM

I've jacked off in quite a few weird ways, but I'd say the weirdest would when I fucked an egg that I carefully removed the just enough of the shell of to stick my dick in and fuck it until I added my cum into the gooey mixture inside.

sissybill · 04-12-2021, 06:59 PM

1 of my weirdest was wen i jerked off using a boston cream donut

Blue Fox · 04-13-2021, 04:07 AM

I was told to use hot sauce to jerk off with. Didn't work very well... Pain caused me to shrink up. lol

sexyseniorctzn · 04-13-2021, 06:42 AM

I once slapped my cock back and forth til I came. Never repeated it.

alex_af1996 · 06-03-2023, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayanthem

What's the weirdest thing you've done while solo exploring? I once jerked off with a tub of mayo.

Love to chat about weird stuff. Lol me if you are a dude over 18!

Kik: gayanthem

I once jerked off with peanut butter jar. It was the chunky type was so interesting.

I’ve had plenty though if you want to know more message me

footlover.london · 06-03-2023, 05:05 AM

My weirdest and most humiliating release was probably with a master that I had been serving. I had been denied for a very long time (I think about 3 weeks) and he enjoyed continuously edging me, either on cam or with me recording and sending.

I had been leaking lots any way (all eaten) but no orgasms of any kind. He had instructed me to edge a number of times to a picture of my own dick (tied and bound and hard). It was humiliating in the first place but after one of the edges it went too far.

What I thought would be a normal (smallish) ruined orgasm turned into a very very long orgasm (probably 40 seconds in total) all hands free with more cum than I have ever produced (I was genuinely surprised). It was such a pathetic and humiliating way to have my biggest ever orgasm and was, of course, all on video (and not that pleasurable).

And there was so much cum for me to lap up - pubes and all. I’m such a disgusting pathetic slut.

rhode64 · 06-04-2023, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayanthem

What's the weirdest thing you've done while solo exploring? I once jerked off with a tub of mayo.

Love to chat about weird stuff. Lol me if you are a dude over 18!

Kik: gayanthem

I used a jar of chocolate spread felt great .

JimmyKarlo · 06-05-2023, 05:54 PM

I managed to cum in a sand hole on the beach. It was a bit cold and wet, but firm. Managed to put my cock in without anyone noticing. I had a pretty good look at some ladies near by with nice feet, legs and body. I slowly started moving slightly and it felt so good that I thought I could actual cum… it took a while, but I did.

04-06-2021, 07:18 PM	#1
Gayanthem Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 34	Weirdest jerk off experience? What's the weirdest thing you've done while solo exploring? I once jerked off with a tub of mayo. Love to chat about weird stuff. Lol me if you are a dude over 18! Kik: gayanthem __________________ Kik: Gayanthem Likes: Spit, Piss, Messy, Pits, Humiliation, Body Writing, Games, SPH, Oral Dislikes: Nipple Stuff, Ass Stuff Limits: Some anal, extreme pain, family, shit, blood, social suicide I am submissive but generally not a good match as a full on slave just so you know.

04-11-2021, 08:38 PM	#3
badboy3892 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 121	I've jacked off in quite a few weird ways, but I'd say the weirdest would when I fucked an egg that I carefully removed the just enough of the shell of to stick my dick in and fuck it until I added my cum into the gooey mixture inside. __________________ 41/M/Straight...ish (it's very complicated) Likes: furry, plushie, sadomasochism, chemical play (icy hot, tiger balm, hot pepper), genital torture, cam pics/video (no face), forced orgasm Dislikes: anal, feet, ruined orgasm Limits: scat, puke, blood/gore, piss/cum drinking, permanent, public, family, showing my face

04-12-2021, 06:59 PM	#4
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04-13-2021, 04:07 AM	#5
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04-13-2021, 06:42 AM	#6
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04-07-2021, 11:10 AM	#2
Bluntwick Member Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 62	My weirdest solo experience was penetrating my ass with a huge carrot (with condom over it) while watching myself in the mirror and also jerking my cock, was a really interesting night i guess, (then eaten the carrot so no plants was hurts during the jerkoff)

06-03-2023, 05:05 AM	#8
footlover.london Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: UK Posts: 6,545 Blog Entries: 3	Weirdest and most humiliating release My weirdest and most humiliating release was probably with a master that I had been serving. I had been denied for a very long time (I think about 3 weeks) and he enjoyed continuously edging me, either on cam or with me recording and sending. I had been leaking lots any way (all eaten) but no orgasms of any kind. He had instructed me to edge a number of times to a picture of my own dick (tied and bound and hard). It was humiliating in the first place but after one of the edges it went too far. What I thought would be a normal (smallish) ruined orgasm turned into a very very long orgasm (probably 40 seconds in total) all hands free with more cum than I have ever produced (I was genuinely surprised). It was such a pathetic and humiliating way to have my biggest ever orgasm and was, of course, all on video (and not that pleasurable). And there was so much cum for me to lap up - pubes and all. I’m such a disgusting pathetic slut. __________________ I’m a Pussyfree Beta Slut 37m Denied Sub Kik - footlover.london Add to my 2024 denial challenge here Last orgasm: 26 Mar 2024 Orgasms in 2024: 7/21(was 25) Total 2024 edges: 3,122. Love: Feet, humiliation, denial, edging, messy Interests: Dares, sissy, cum eating, sph, cam Dislike: Pain, piss, anal Limits: public, hard pain, scat, illegal My PM Dares

06-05-2023, 05:54 PM	#10
JimmyKarlo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 246 Blog Entries: 2	I managed to cum in a sand hole on the beach. It was a bit cold and wet, but firm. Managed to put my cock in without anyone noticing. I had a pretty good look at some ladies near by with nice feet, legs and body. I slowly started moving slightly and it felt so good that I thought I could actual cum… it took a while, but I did. __________________ Male\|straight/exploring\|slave Kik: jimmykarlo Like: Cum, light Cbt, anal, toys, heels, edging, mild pain, chastity Dislikes: Long task, heavy burning, pain Limits: Public, Family, piss, Messy, poop, diapers, pictures, blackmail Toys 20x5cm suction cap dildo, inflatable plug, cock cage, Buttr Tactical 3 Last anal orgasm: 29.03., locked and doggy dildo Last thing in ass: dildo doggy Last cum: 30.03. Longest time caged: 12h My AMA PM dares Schedule