An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
1 time, in a parking lot
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No, I am virgin
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No, I am virgin
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
cuople times almost got caught while masturbating
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I don't think so
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
cuople times
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Once
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
once
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I am male
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
butplug
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
don't think so
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Sometimes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Cuople times
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Can't remember
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Once, they forgot to take off alarm in clothes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
once
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
cuople times