Dumbest thing done because you were horny?

[jaycasanova]

Allowing myself to get scammed by fake dommes from omegle.

[Maleslut92]

Doing a clothes destruction dare while on a drive back home. I ended up driving completely naked during the daylight hours with no spare clothes in the car with me.

[CarmenCD]

I peed myself in front of police woman to get myself out of speeding ticket. I still got the ticket and had to take my car to get professionally cleaned to remove the smell from a seat. And it was really embarrassing to stand on the side of the road with peed pants while waiting for a police to finish the procedure. I had to be horny at the time, otherwise I wouldn't get such a dumb idea on my mind.

[Spankmyass1996]

Streaked around the block naked with a buttplug
Had to hide from 2 cars then edged whilst naked in the park with my buttplug

[Rbbrs3x]

Taking the elevator of the building I live in with exactly 0 pieces of clothing (other than my shoes). That was very dumb since there was no escape if there was someone waiting for the elevator at the bottom plant (there wasn't), but boy was it exciting.

[Kisune Karnon]

Nearly inescapable hogtie. Luckily I was able to cut myself free, but if I hadn't probably would have lost the use of my hands due to lose of circulation.

[hail]

Inserting a cum ice cube in my ass and putting one on my chest while masturbating (I'm straight)

[disobedientslave]

Masturbating naked outside (all late night luckily..):
- a hotel room
- my apartment, even going in the lift from the lowest to highest level (six floors overall), edging, peeing into a glass and drinking it...
- my apartment on another occasion: fixed with hands to the door handle and feet together, keys to the apartment in the neighbour's shoes opposite my door
- in the middle of a football field

[Ballbasher]

Was doing no nut November so was super horny and wanted some pain. Decided to stick 3 badges(quite thick pins) through my ball sack into a rubber then jumping around with it. Without sanatising anything.

[amandalee]

I slept on the floor at some friends place. There were no beds left but I so wanted to stay just in case something happened. I was so dumb, nothing happened!

[kaiman]

One: Drunk and horny af during a trip. Let a girl that was probably drunker than me give me a BJ in the main square of the city. Was evening but we weren't hiding at all. When I opened my eyes there was this police man looking at me haha. We got separated but luckily nothing bad happened to either of us

Two: During a concert. Drunk and horny af (I see a pattern here). A girl got all over me and we started making out. Five minutes in, she takes out my balls and starts squeezing them like they are a fucking piece of wet cloth to dry in the middle of the dancefloor. No jokes! She probably wanted to castrate me, looking back at it now lol. Decided to let her do and she kept on untill the concert was finished. Couldn't stand on my legs while returning on the car but in the while I didn't feel anything. Probably was the rush. And the alcohol. And those huge boobs haha

There are more, for sure, but I probably was too drunk to remember

[sexyseniorctzn]

Married my ex wife!

[Decaf88]

Sent a video of me busting my balls to a former colleague by WhatsApp. She had the same name as my domme at the time.

[lowlysub]

On a dare I took my enema supplies and 1 diaper (in a backpack) on a walk to a park about 3 miles from home. The dare was to give myself the enema in the park bathroom. I was then to hold the enema until I got to another bathroom. At that bathroom I could put on the diaper and release. Dare was done when I got home.

Now the dumbest part is I did it quickly so I did not have the next bathroom planned beforehand. I suddenly found after doing my enema that the bathroom was a 2 mile walk. That would normally take me 30 minutes but I knew it would take a lot longer with a full enema. That was very stupid. I started toward the other bathroom. I had to keep my legs tight on every step. After about a 1/4 mile I could feel drips start. Another person was on the trail coming toward me. I did not want to look stupid so when she came near I tried to walk normal. Big mistake. Rather than looking stupid I ended up releasing a large amount of the enema. It well over flood my underwear. I just looked down and let her pass. I then went to a grass area on side. Since I already messed a lot I figured I would just release much of it to get rid of the pain. I did the dare as best as I could by keeping underwear and shorts on. I flooded so much it was running down the back of my legs. I used the grass to try to cleanup. I then had about 1.5 miles to the bathroom. I walked as fast as I could. If I saw anybody I ran. I did not care anymore what they thought. My walking must have looked the same as a baby with a full diaper.

I arrived at the second bathroom in about 30 minutes. But with my luck that day all stalls were full. I had to wait for 1 to finish. Also my luck a small middle one was the first open. Once I got in the stall I quickly stripped down to just tshirt to finish releasing the enema. Surprising I still had a little left.

After finished I went grabbed my diaper supplies, but found I forgot the wipes. I only had the bathroom thinest tp to cleanup. I did the best I could and put on my diaper. I did not expect this big mess so I did not bring any clothing changes. I put the underwear aside and grabbed my shorts, I then saw the backside. It suddenly dawned on me...Another stupid thing...White shorts! The white shorts backside had more brown color then white.

I then some choices. 1- Put on the shorts and done care. 2- Wait until dark and do home with shorts. 3 - Pull down my shirt and try to go home in just the diaper.

You would think my dumb moves would have ended there...But no. I pulled down my shirt to see what I thought was only a small amount showing. I looked around and nobody was visible. I figured I only had about a mile home. I grabbed my shorts so I could put on quickly if anybody came around...I ran home. I got half way with nobody around when I came across a couple probably in 30s with a person probably in 80s. I just wanted my day to end so I just ran quicker by. Its not until I passed them did I suddenly notice that by running my shirt rode up farther. They likely saw everything. I decided to put my shorts over. I ran the rest of the way home with nobody around.

Many stupid moves that day. Would I do the dare again...Yes, but this time much more planning and supplied.

[valgog]

Planned a selfbondage session when i had some alone time and threw all the different key randomly around the house, but i was dumb and didn't test if i could get them while tied. I realised that i was tied in a way where i couldn't get on the ground without falling and hitting my head or hurting myself in another way. Ankle and knees tied, rope on the elbow and wrist cuffed on the front with metal cuffs. I managed to get down on the ground by using a couch but still taking a fall on my shoulder and with all the struggling before the rope on my elbow was digging into them and was cutting the circulation and little and the metal cuffs scratched the skin on my wrist and made them bleed a little as they where cheap one and the edges where not smooth.

After that i managed to free myself and haven't done any "complex" selfbondage scenario as it was not the first time i got almost stuck or hurt myself