16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions 2.

[ok.sullivan]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Clown costume, honestly I probably would just for bants
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
last person go for it hehe
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
bed fully clothed, it's way more efficientand probably more legal...
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
At home!
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
so I have something left of me, the mayonnaise please
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
when I lie, the bell may be ringing for a while the other way...
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
ask permission :0
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
cock shaped food
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
idk?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
phone number would gain me friends...
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
the spanking, corner time sucks!
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
yes to sexual reuqests, I like being 18 too much
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
meowwww
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
all of my non existent toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
yikes, Xmas pressies :0

[fyk]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

[implosive]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

[obedientsphsub]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Underwear, but I'd want it to be a "Cuck Wedding" where everyone knows my bride is about to fuck the best man
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Implosive seems kinda cute, I'd go for above
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Drive naked, fucking hate wearing clothes to bed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
Both , but 40 at home if I have to choose, I want more edges
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayo I suppose, but both sound awful
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
Turned on, that could be a lot of fun
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Need permission, I still do this with my wife occasionally
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?I'm not sure about the cock shape logistics, so I'm sticking with the cum
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?Apu seems much happier
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?Phone number
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?Spanks, and I would DEFINITELY act out on purpose at times
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?Only yes to requests, not like I turn them down now
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
bimbo for sure
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats sounds amazing, I might actively try to make this happen
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?Framed naked pic, if it's classy
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?Christmas present, I can decide who I give them to

[Reico]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?

I would rather go to my own wedding in underwear, maybe it would be a kinky wedding where everyone is in their underwear haha


2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?

I would maybe chance it with the next person, both options are pretty much equal in my mind


3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?

Only drive naked because i really don't like sleeping with any clothing at all, it gets so hot otherwise


4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?

I would prefer 40 times at home so i could have more fun on the side other than just masturbating in some toilet


5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?

30 gallons of mayonnaise seems far more safer so i would definitely pick that


6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?

Bell rings every time that i get turned on, some dom could possibly use it against me in humiliation


7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?

This is a hard one. I bet that asking permission might be little less humiliating as only one person needs to know, quite a few people might walk by if the door is open


8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?

Not tasting anything else than cum would suck because food is good, but anything i would eat, would be cock shaped would be really humiliating, so i go with the cock shape


9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?

I would rather be Apu


10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?

I would rather give out my phone number, i think that sneaking panties into conversations would be pretty hard


11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?

I would rather have 10 minutes of corner time, getting spanks by someone completely random would not be fun


12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?

I would pick saying yes to sexual requests from non strangers, i would get to do something sexual in the best case. Not a lot of people would be asking anything though but still


13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?

I would rather be a maid, ofc i would wear a proper maid outfit too


14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?

I would share my bed with 20 cats, cats are fun


15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?

[B]My sex toys definitely, having own picture as a mantel piece comes off a bit of narcissistic/B]


16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

I would have this inside every Christmas present, i would get to choose who would get to see this

[Lucy_nyan]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? I would want my partner to like what i wear and i guess underwear he would
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? i like the idea of not knowing who
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? i like the thrill
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? its over faster
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? the bell would ring all the time xD
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? i will just taslk about our panties with my best friend every day
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? because of the thrill
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?