★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[Stormwalker22]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I got one when I was giving my female friend a massage and she was leaning back against me and we were on my couch in my room.
2. How do you hide boners?
I wait till no one is looking stick my hand down my pants an make it stick straight up then let my pants push it against me.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I dont know I think just something on tv.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Nope.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Cant say never jizzed or pre-cummed in my pants.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
When I was with my ex at her house and she was teasing me and her parents came home and it was the first time I met her folks and yea I had a huge hard on.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Never
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends If Im with someone in person or talking on the phone with them?
9. What's the length of your boner?
7 1/2"long 3"thick and shaven
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends physical contact will get me hard very easily but if Im talking on the phone it will take me a lil while unless I get the right stimulation.

[marc2468]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At work, while standing up on the tills serving customers
2. How do you hide boners? Usually sit down but otherwise either slightly hunch myself or pretend its not a boner and leave it
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Absailing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Often
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Too many times, all the time
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I've never had an embarassing one - I guess no-one has ever noticed and I've never cared
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not long, almost instant
9. What's the length of your boner? Bout 5 1/2 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them easily all the time, I'm always horny and always thinking of sexual things

[1123]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I cant rember well i can I just them a ton but prob when I was wearing a bathing suit(it was super easy to see)
2. How do you hide boners?
wearing breifts and sitting down or covering with a shirt
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
prob having to swim
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
cant awnser
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
prob when I was at a doctor
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yes when I tey to think of a girl I think is kinda hot and it just wont go
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
a minute
9. What's the length of your boner?
last I cheacked like 6 inchs but prob like 7 now
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Basiclly anything to do with another person beond talking

[Hircine]

Originally Posted by BettyBoop

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
2. How do you hide boners?
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
9. What's the length of your boner?
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

1. When I was in school
2. I wear tight underwear like panties or briefs
3. Just stripping to my underwear
4. Yep
5. I was looking at porn, or thinking sexual thoughts
6. Can't really say besides when my mom almost caught me jacking and I had a boner
7.Nope
8. Maybe 5 seconds
9. About 5 and a half inches
10. Easily, just thinking about it.

[Boredomino]

. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? School, three weeks ago
2. How do you hide boners? Tuck them under my boxer's waistband
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Seeing someone topless
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? It was two or three different times/places
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Got one while in my boxers, in a hotel room with two friends (school trip). Yeah.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes, once
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Ten seconds
9. What's the length of your boner? 5.5"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? can get them easily

[j2o_orange2]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Today in school
2. How do you hide boners? Pretend they are not there or wear tight boxers
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Just seeing a girl
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Precum yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Long story, having fun with clothes on
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Oooo I dont know, probably when this girl graped my cock in school when I had a boner
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
I really dont understand this one?
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on what im watching, 30 secs to a minute
9. What's the length of your boner?
6.5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Very easily

[Cupid]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? About 20 minutes ago, when I saw my coworker's panties.
2. How do you hide boners? Tuck it up under my belt.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Hmm... that's a toughie. I don't really know.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Multiple times. I'm not going into details.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Another tough one. I can't think of anything.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Many times.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? About 5 minutes. Can be shorter though.
9. What's the length of your boner? About 7 1/2 inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact etc.? Depends - if I'm thinking about something provocative or see an attractive girl, then yes, I can get one without physical contact. But physicial contact always helps

[SlaveThomas]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

Last night, in my bedroom.

2. How do you hide boners?

It's a bit hard for me to, so I just try to cover it with a shirt or something.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Sitting in my underwear, doing nothing, on cam for my Mistress.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Yes, both.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

At home, a few months ago, and I was on cam.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

I'm not really embarrassed about my hard ons. But I woke up with a hard on while cuddling with a girl.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

No.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

It depends, normally not that long.

9. What's the length of your boner?

8.5 - 9 inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?


I don't need physical contact, but it does help.

[Who]

Aren't we a lil' curious? Eh Boop?
1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Today at work.
2. How do you hide boners? Usually with a long Hoodie...though the summer months make it hard, what with shorts and tee shirts. Usually use a breathing control to help rid myself of it...or atleast make it less noticeable.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I can't think of anything...damned adolescence...just get random hard on for no reason.
The edit---> The average male thinks of sex once every seven seconds. So...
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? A few times.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? "Day dreaming" in class...
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? In Chemistry my friend and I took turns handing in work and picking up worksheets. So it was my turn. Now, to get to the front where the worksheets and hand in bin is, one has to pass a projector that is almost always on. Well, just happened to be one of those random times, I don't think it was too noticeable, thank god for learning the breathing exercise that helps.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? No, but I've lost the hard pretty quickly to avoid getting caught...
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Depends on how hard and how horny. Usually about 10-15 seconds to get erect.
9. What's the length of your boner? 7.6 inches...I converted from centimeters.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Pretty easily...

[Felix]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? I can't really recall the last "surprise" boner I got.

2. How do you hide boners? Just sit down until I make it go away, or tuck it under my waistband.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I don't know, I've got a boner while just sitting on the bus doing nothing before.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes, I came in my pants once.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? When I was 18, while I was dry humping my girlfriend at the time.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I don't really have any too embarrassing

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? From fully soft to fully hard, probably like 15-30 seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner? 6"

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I can get them fairly easy if I want to.

[sexysoccerchick]

Originally Posted by BettyBoop

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
2. How do you hide boners?
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
9. What's the length of your boner?
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

well actually i dnt got a penis it was jus a dare for me to say that

[war990]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Yesterday, riding the city train. It was a little awkward as it was just before my stop and had to get off and walk out of the busy train with my shorts tented.

2. How do you hide boners? I'll try and put something in front of it to hide it or I'll just put my hand in my pocket.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I think it'd have to be Math class, I seem to get one in Math a lot for some reason.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? No I have not. Thankfully!

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? N/A

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I think the one above of me getting one on the train.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Not that I know of, but I've never really had to get hard.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? Depends on what I'm doing/watching sometimes.

9. What's the length of your boner? Between 7 and 7 1/2 inches.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? It differs between the two, sometimes I can see something sexual and get one and other times I won't and I'll need physical.

[V_switch]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?Uhm couple weeks ago at my sisters house with my ex bf.

2. How do you hide boners?Lift a leg and sit down. :P

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Hugging back when i was a wee one.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Oh heck yes, makeing out can get pretty hot. Never a full out jizz though just pre-cum the equivalent to getting wet for a women.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Makeing out with my ex boyfriends and girlfriends and such before sexual encounters.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? None lol

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? hmmm well does it count if you failed to get hard after fucking for 3 hours? I never failed to get hard but rather to keep it hard after losing so much fluids.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? 2min 29 seconds :O, jk i dunno

9. What's the length of your boner? 6.5, MDIA (My Dick Is Average)(just for you mlia readers out their)

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I don't need physical contact just a heated situation weather mental or physical.

[Doc21]

. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? playing soccer with my team on the soccer field
2. How do you hide boners? bend over like your breathing deep or sit down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? hmm. a hot girl swimming.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yeah
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? this past year. at my house with a bunch of my friends. we were playing video games. lol. (random)
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? 2 days ago i had a dare to stay naked in the pool locker room for 20 minutes. there was a whole boys soccer camp in there. i was soo nervous that i got a boner and had to stay like that until the dare was over.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? no
8. How long does it take you to get hard? 15 seconds
9. What's the length of your boner? 7"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? very easily.

[Dare Me!!!!]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? lol at my FEMALE m8's house lool
2. How do you hide boners? just pretend there not there usually people don't notice unless they look
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? ummm probz being in my english teachers class everyone gets a boner in there some reason and she's F-Ugly
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yes....
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? well it's like something small i was just with my ex (or my GF at the time) just holding hands and it happened......
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? ummmm don't have one - don't get embarresed easy
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? not long a minuite or so
9. What's the length of your boner? i don't know lol i don't mesure
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? no i can get them very easily