Ultimate collection of messy dares dating back 6 months :)

[legoguy314]

Simple messy dare
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1. Buy a packet of marshmallows
2. Chew (DON'T swallow) them all
3. Fill you're underwear with the pre-chewed mallows
4. Wedgie!

swimsuit messy dare
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i was at school today and i was struck by insperation

what you need to do

firstly put on a1 piece swimsuit (if neccesary 2 piece)
sit in the bath (to avoid messing up the carpet)
and roll

what to put in the swimsuit (front and back)

1=a plate of jelly
2=A tin of baked beans
3=A bottle of mayonaise
4=Plenty of ice cubes (spread out)
5=A pot of jam
6=(poor you all of them)


How long for

1=10 mins
2=20 mins
3=30 mins
4=40 mins
5=50 mins
6=(yep you guessed it)60 mins

Hi,

This is a new dare I have just come up with. Hope you like it. The dare is more for the girls but guys can do it too.

OK, you will need to wear some tight jeans and regular panties for this and you will need to get some balloons (party balloons etc) and some gross food stuff (I am going to try this with mushy peas) but you can use anything you want really. The more daring can use really sticky gross stuff and the beginners could just use thin custard or gravy.

Now you can either just use one balloon or as many as you want. Put the mushy peas or whatever you have choosen into the balloon, but don't overfill it and don't inflate it with air. Now put this down the front of your panties keeping the balloon upright, but make sure the balloon is not tied at the end (that would be cheating). Now go about for a few hours or even the whole day as normal. See if you can go without getting any of the gross stuff in the front of your panties. It would be more difficult with more balloons and a good challenge for you to keep them from spilling.

A variation on this could be to put the balloons in the back of your panties. This would make sitting down a bit messy, but this spoils the fun to me and I think it is better the balloons being in the front. You don't know if you'll end up with a mess in your panties or not.

This would be great fun for someone to do who hate's messies as a punishment.


Hello and welcome to the dmans dice series. I will post a messy dice dare once a week untill I run out. The reason this says #3 is because it is my 3rd dice dare posted here. tell me what you think of this dice dare (or how it went for you)

Here is another one of my dice dares. Tell me what you think.

Note: wild means you can pick any dare, from that level of dares.

What to wear-
1, Full se of PJ’s (if no pj’s use top and bottom daytime clothes.)
2, Just top (including undershirt, bra, etc.)
3, socks and underpants
4, just bottoms (including shoes, socks, etc.)
5, Fully clothed
6, wild

What level of mess-
1, low
2, medium
3, high
4, low
5, medium
6, high

Low level mess-
1, egg yourself with 1 egg
2, put you feet (if you are wearing shoes/ socks, keep them on) in a bowl of a condiment of your choosing. (i.e. ketchup, chocolate sauce, etc.)
3, pee a small dot in your pants, now!
4, Before your next shower, smear a condiment of your choosing all over your hair.
5, The next time you pee, pee all over your hands….yes, you may wash them afterwards
6, wild

Medium level mess-
1, pee your pants completely
2, egg yourself with 6 eggs, all over
3, crack 3 eggs down the pants you are wearing for this dare.
4, give yourself a golden shower. (with the clothes you rolled on! >=])
5, give yourself a swirly
6, wild

High level mess-
1, pour a bucket of fresh mud on your head
2, Totally soil yourself (pee, poo, whatever else you may want to add =])
3, Cover a small portion of your floor in chocolate and go belly sliding through it.
4, give yourself a swirly in a toilet that hasn’t been flushed all day.(make sure it has been used)
5, Bad Boy (or girl) do 2 other high level dares!
6, wild



There is nothing I like more than wearing tights, so I have come up with this dice game for any number of players (male or female)

First, all player must put on a pair of tights (of course), they should be 40 denier or more [but hey its your choice]

Each player will role the dice 3 times,

First role will decide the item:
1) Shower Gel (or similar)
2) Baked Beans or spaghetti
3) Biscuits (digestive or custard creams)
4) Ice Lolly (or ice pole, or ice cream)
5) Other player chooses
6) Nothing (skip to next player)

Second, where should you put the item
1) Front and Back
2 or 4) Back
3 or 5) Front
6) Nowhere (skip to next player, lucky escape)

Third, what should you do
1) Star Jumps (roll dice to decide how many)
2) Sit up/down (roll dice to decide how many times)
3) Press ups (roll dice..)
4) Rub new messy bits
5) Bend down to touch toes (roll dice to decide...)
6) Nothing (stand still)


if you are a guy cross-dress

i want u to pee in the tiolet, then dip yur panties in the tiolet then wear them, while sitting on the tiolet i want u to fill them up in the front completely with warm oatmeal, sit like that for 5 min on tiolet while masturbating, then take your panties off and let the oatmeal fall into the tiolet. Rinse off your pussy/dick in tiolet water then get cleaned up.

Recomended way of doing this:
First make sure you have enough oatmeal, its better to have to much than to little.
Second fill your sink up with water for your panties afterwards.
Third make sure the oatmeal is warm, it is amazing when it is.
Fourth when you take your panties off make sure most of the oatmeal does fall into the tiolet it will help you alot if it does.
Fifth use a cup to rinse off with.
Then just get in the shower and wash your panties.



Messy humping dare:
(kind of old but still good) Get a 1-piece swim suit on and then get balloons. fill the balloons with different messy things like ketchup, choc. syrup, etc. and then hump your bath tub. ideally the balloons will all pop and you will get messy while humping something


here are a whole buch of messy dares for girls but could easily be modified for guys

1.a pic of your whip cream filled bikini/underwear
2.shampoo you hair with soup and choc syrup
3.get a whole bunch of peanut butter and 4 pieces of bread cover the bread with tons of peanut butter. get naked and stick 1 piece of bread on each boob one on your pussy and one on your butt.
4. stick your underwear in syrup and put it on u for 10 min
5. see how many different condiments u can fill yur panties with
6.stick a chocolate bar in yur panties for 15 min. cover your panties with choc syrup
7.put a lot of shaving cream in the tiolet and give yourself a swirlie (not sure how this will work, if it doesnt just a swirlie will be fine)
8. put whip cream into a water balloon and them put choc syrup into a water balloon stick this in your bra cups then hump the floor until they break (or just break them i dont care)
9. get a 1 piece swim suit and fill it up as much as u can with various food



ok to see what u are wearing into the shower

note that all these things are safe and most have been tested

1.nothing
2.your underwear
3.opposite sexes underwear
4.swim suit
5.opposite sexes swim suit
6.nothing

your shampoo
1.can of soup (make sure it is not very lumpy otherwise it will clog your drain)
2.custard (if none pudding)
3.choc sauce
4.applesauce
5.any condiment
6.milk

your conditioner
Repeat shampoo

soap
1.choc sauce
2.whip cream
3.peanut butter
4.syrup (its actually not that sticky)
5.ketchup
6.havent tried it yet but i thinkyogurt would work well

what to do

1. masturbate until orgasm in mess
2.if wearing underwear or swim suit put as much of the mess in your underwear/suit and then give yourself a wedgie. otherwise pick any dare
3.roll around in the mess for 4 min.
4.try to write your name in the mess with your penis or boobs
5.sit in mess for 15 min while doing nothing
6.masturbate to orgasm twice but dont do it

are you done?
1.yes
2. do another dare
3.repeat the whole thing (2 things for shampoo, condtioner, etc.)
4.yes
5.do another dare
6.repeat the whole thing (2 things for shampoo, condtioner, etc.)

let me know what you think and note that none of these will harm your tub at all



Make some custard and put in into a bowl. Make sure the custard is cold and then go into the bathroom. Take off all your clothes inclduing your bra and panties. Then dip your bra and panties into the bowl of custard. Now put your bra and panties back on and then put your clothes on over the top and stay like this for the rest of the day going about as normal.

Get a chocolate bar and some syrup. Take off your bra and spread the syrup inside the bra cups and then put the bra back on. Put the chocolate bar down the back of your panties. Again go about as normal.



What to wear

1. Just panties/thong and a bra
2. 1 plus a skirt & tight top
3. 1 plus a dress
4. Boxer shorts
5. 4 plus a shirt & tie.
6. 5 plus pants


stuff to use

1. Baked Beans, Spaghetti, Mayo, Yougurt,
2. whipped cream, chocolate sauce, Honey, syrup,
3. custard, rice pudding, mussy peas, canned soup
4 3 eggs, flower, chocolate source, Baked Beans
5. 3 eggs, pee, Spaghetti, custard,
6. Any 4 items of your choice


what to do: Roll the dice 4 more times, once for each item selected.

1. pour over your head
2. pour down your front (Outside of any top you are wearing)
3 pour down your front (Inside of any top you are wearing)
4 pour down your back (Inside of any top you are wearing)
5 Pour down the back of your panties/thong/boxer shorts
6. Pour down the front of your panties/thong/boxer shorts



Mess in a bag (single)
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This is my first dice dare, inspired by the many messy dice dares on the site.

For this one you will need a large (and durable) trash bag.

If you only have flimsy trash bags, use two or more bags in layers to curb leakage.

The idea is to fill a trash bag with mess and then climb inside of it (WARNING: Do NOT cover your head with the bag or else you may suffocate!)

Anyway, if you want, you can use a drawstring style bag and have a friend secure it loosely around your throat. But exercise caution here; pulling the drawstring too tightly can cut off oxygen.

Also, just in case the bag bursts, make sure you do this in the bath tub, unless you want a lot of mess all over the floor.

Now that the safety warnings are out of the way let's get to the actual dare.

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~if you are missing any of the beverage, food or condiment items in the lists below, substitute by using at least two of the other items!~


First roll to see what you'll be wearing inside the bag:

1) your favorite outfit
2) a bikini (or guys, swim shorts)
3) underwear
4) a raincoat (lol, don't ask)
5) nude
6) nude


Then roll for what type of beverage will be in the bag (use your own judgment for how much of the liquid to use):

1) soda
2) milk
3) orange juice
4) chocolate milk or hot chocolate (at room temperature)
5) mixture of milk and soda (GROSS! )
6) every item on the list!

Next roll to see what type of food items will be in the bag:

1) tuna, salmon, or some other type of fish
2) baked beans
3) ground up sausage or hot dogs
4) yogurt and eggs
5) at least 2 bars of butter
6) a bunch of grapes, strawberries or watermelon

Next roll to see what condiments will be in the bag:

1) jelly / jam
2) peanut butter
3) ketchup
4) honey
5) mustard or mayonnaise
6) salsa

Finally roll to see what you will do once you're in the bag:

1) roll around in the mess, making sure to spread it all over you, including your face

2) eat at least 6 pieces of the food that are in the bag; if you're too grossed out to eat the stuff, smash it in your face and drench your hair with it

3) masturbate with the items in the bag, inserting any solid items in your vagina (girls) or anus (guys).

4) step out of the bag and then get back into it face-first so that your legs are sticking out of the top and your head is buried in the mess--be careful not to stay in the mess if you begin to have difficulty breathing

5) pee and poop in the bag and smear the poop all over yourself

6) # 2 & # 5

Penalty if the bag bursts or if you chicken out of any of the above dares:

1) wallow in the mess, making sure to cover yourself completely, and do not shower for at least 6 hours

2) take the bag with the mess and sleep inside of it-- with your head and neck outside of the bag! (if the bag burst open, gather as much of the mess as you can into the center of the bag and then carry it in a bundle to your bedroom and sleep on the bag with the sides folded on top of you)

3) take a large cup full of the mess and portion it out into a freezer tray--use the ice cubes that are formed to "chill" all your drinks for at least 3 days

4) take three pairs of underwear out of your dresser--gather small handfuls of the mess and smear the insides of your underwear with it--those are the underwears you'll be wearing for the next three days

5) every day for the next three days, you are allowed to shower as normal, but (AFTER) each shower, you must spread some of the mess over your inner thighs, your genitals, your butt, and your chest

6) sucks for you--all of the above!!



Underwear Cocoon
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I just thought this one up.

Roll one normal 6-sided dice.
1,2: 1 die (easy)
3,4: 2 dice (medium)
5,6: 3 dice (hard)

Roll that many dice. This is the number of days to play.

Roll another die for the type of underwear:
1: normal
2: opposite sex
3: too tight
4: opposite sex, too tight
5: too big
6: normal

You must wear the underwear for a day, then put one more pair of underwear on top each morning (roll the type each day). You can't wash the underwear except in your own pee and must keep them in order first to last from the inside.

-----Please comment on this as it is my first dice dare-----

<EDIT May 23 01:34>
If you want messy add this roll each day when you add underwear. Put this inside the outermost layer. {innermost for really messy}
1: butter
2: jam/marmalade/jelly
3: pancake syrup
4: an egg
5: mayonnaise
6: mustard
</EDIT>


i will attempt to make this messier
(you keep everything from previous days you just add to it)
(in order from outerrmost to innermost)
1st day-choc syrup
2nd day-mustard, apple sauce
3rd day-reg. syrup,pudding,whip cream
4th day-peanut butter, jam, butter, 2 egg yolks
5th day-mayonoise, taco sauce, ranch dressing, cottage cheese, mashed peas
6th day-soak underwear in tiolet water before putting it on,yoghurt, shaving cream,canned corn,sphaghetti, maccaroni

wow that is alot of food
what i am going to do is put on 6 panties put the food in each one and then wedgie and well go from there

ok fill your underwear with pudding or something similar
make yourself a whip/shaving cream bikini
cover your dick/pussy with oatmeal and masturbate
lets get some other dares going

put a bar of chocolate into you underwear, leave it there for about 60-90 minutes. the take of your underwear and lick the chocolate off without hands.


My Messy dice dare
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Clothing both genders

1. Stockings and a swimsuite of your choice
2. Bra and Panties
3. Own Underwere
4. One piece swimsuite
5. Bikini
6. Panties only

Location


1. Bathroom
2. Backyard
3. Kitchen
4. Bedroom
5. Bathroom
6. Front yard

stuff to use

1.Spagehtti, Baked beans, Eggs, Milk
2. Ice cream, Chocolate sauce, Wipped cream, Maple syrup or honey
3 Flower, Eggs, Water, Jelly, Custard,
4. Mayonaise, Salad dressing, Apple Sauce, Ketchup or Tomato sauce,
5. Mayoaise, Baked Beans, Eggs, Custard, Wipped cream, Peanut Butter & Spagehtti
6. all of the above

what 2 do

1. Tip it all over your Head one by one with a 3 mins between each thing
2. Fill the clothing up
3 Mix everything up together and dunk ya head in it then tip over ya self
4. Piss ya self, sit down and tip everything over ya head and rub it in
5. Shampoo all products into ya hair and then rub into body
6. all of the above

Extra

If you want you can piss ya self

1 10 mins sit there pluse 3 mins masterbation and cum
2 5 mins sit there and 10 masterbation no cumming allowed
3 8 mins sit in mess pluse 2 mins masterbation and cum
4 15 mins sit in mess and 5 mins no masterbation
5 20 mins sit in mess and 7 mins masterbation not allowed to cum
6 30 mins sitting in mess 15 mins for masterbation and must cum 6 times.
i have a messy one for ya....

i just did it a few minutes ago...

make yourself a diaper out of seran wrap(plastic wrap)

dump at least five things down it
I used
4 eggs
chocolate syrup
banana
vegetable oil
yogurt

make sure its nice and full..once you get all the goodies in...make the diaper tighter by wraping some more...now sit down and roll around making sure everything down there gets nice and dirty...now sit in it for at least 15 minutes....when you take it off masturbate in the junk and lick your fingers...


EASY
You must get into a bath nude and cover your self over the head in
3 roles = your 3 items used (if you role same thing twice double the size of it)
1 Custard 2 Baked beans 3 Jelly(jello) 4 ice water 5 chocolate sauce 6 Yogurt
then you are to remain like that and roll in contained gunge for
dice No. times 5 mins

HARD
You must get into your bath in your one peace swimsuit and fill it with
5 roles = 5 items used (if you role same thing twice double the size of it)
1 Custard 2 6Eggs 3 Jelly(jello) 4 6icecubes 5 cornflowergunge (water and cornfloer into a paste) 6 chococlate sauce
then you are to stay like this for dice No. time 10 min
and During this time you must
1 and 2 piss your self 3 and 4 crap your self you 5 and 6 both

Insane
To begin go to your bath wearing stockings and a bra
Firstly get a funnel and insert it in your ass then fill yourself with 1 pint of milk
Then take a bottle of whip cream and empty it in your pussy/(guys over cock)
Next roll to see what goes down your stockings 4 roles
1 Custard 2 6Eggs 3 Jelly(jello) 4 6ice cubes 5 chocolate sauce 6 All of them
Next roll to see what goes in each bra (one each cup)
1 Ice 3 cubes 2 jelly 3 custard 4 baked beans 5 honey 6 3eggs
after this you must put over your head
1 nothing 2 Custard 3 treacle 4 ice water 5 porridge 6 All
You must remain like this dice No. times 15 min
Then you are to mastubate in this mess till orgasm




I hope you really enjoy this

[erick92]

Nice post. It is a pain trying to search through the archives and finding the good posts, but these are right there. Thank you for posting this.

[meizsammyg]

yey 1 of them was mine the 2nd 1

[legoguy314]

thats what i thought to erick and yea soory if i didnt credit anyone it would take forever but im glad you could find yours

[legoguy314]

ill include this one to
Basically its another messy dare in the bath...

Roll 1 - Things to buy
1. Ketchup
2. Mayo
3. Chocolate Sauce
4. Any 2 of the above
5. All of the above
6. 1, 2, 3 and Jam

Now, lay in the empty bath, and pour the whole contents of the rolled items on...

Roll 2 - Where to Pour
1. Body
2. Face
3. Hair
4. 1 + 2
5. 2 + 3
6. All

Now do the following dare...

Roll 3 - Dare to Do
1. Masterbate
2. Lick as clean as possible
3. Get out of the bath, put on normal clothes and go for a 10minute walk
4. Roll over 5 times
5. Piss and poo in the bath... rub it in your self aswell
6. Just lay there for 10minutes

Now run a btha but is it hot or cold?

Roll 4 - Hot or Cold?
1. Hot
2. Cold
3. Hot
4. Cold
5. Hot
6. You choose

Now just clean of and do again in a week, or when ever you feel like it!!!!


thanks hypomonkey and if any of you guys have any other good, high-quality dares (more than stick an egg in yur pussy and crush it) then feel free to post them here

[missloudness99]

do u do every dare u post

[legoguy314]

Yes I have done almost all of them now.

[TheHotBoyWonder]

Hey thanks for adding my Dice dare to the honered collection hope you had funing doing it

[legoguy314]

I did no worries, It was really fun to go through every old post about something messy.

[talla]

I think this should be moved to the archive? beacuse these are really good dares i would try them but with food being so high i cant offered it lol

[legoguy314]

yea food definently has gotten higher i can spend like $20 on getting messy sometimes which is crazy. and that would be cool if it was archived. Thanks for all your guys posts so far.

[legoguy314]

ok this dare is pretty extreme and requires alot of preparation so unless your a messy fanatic (like me) I don't really suggest it.

ok you are pretty much going to make yourself a deluxe meal for breakfast

oh and this will work for both genders also.

ok you will need
6 pancakes
1 thing of maple syrup
1 thing of strawberry syrup
2 cans of whipped cream
6 eggs
1 banana
a decent amount of oatmeal
pancake batter
yoghurt
milk

you can only imagine where we are going with this lol

do this naked btw
(im assuming your in your shower/tub standing up)
ok cover yourself in maple syrup with special attention to your butt, dick/pussy, nipples and hair.
ok put a pancake through your dick or on your pussy (put a hole in the middle so you can still see most of your pussy), put 2 on your butt, 1 on each nipple, and 1 on top of your hair.
if they have truble staying on sit down but make sure you put the two on your butt somewhere on you.
you are then going to pour the pancake batter down your cleavage.

if you arent already sitting do so. peel the banana and set it underneath you, mash it thoroughly with your butt only.

stick your dick in the yoghurt container to get all of it out on your dick or girls use your fingers to remove all the yoghurt and put it on your pussy. masturbate with the yoghurt for awhile then pour all the oatmeal down your cleavage also.

then cover all of you in the strawberry syrup and whip cream. take your pancake off your head and put on your dick/pussy.

put the 6 eggs in your hair and then wash it out with some milk,

roll around, masturbate, orgasm do whatever you want now.

clean up:
get a small trash can with a grocery bag in it and put it next to the shower.
after you are all done try to get as much food off you as possible. get like a dust colector that goes along with those really small brooms and use it as a shovel to clean the floor of the tub of all the big stuff that wont fit down the drain. Just put it in the trash can, take a shower and then be done with it.

hopefully even if you dont do this it was fun to fantasize about it.

[mysteryness]

These are really good dares

[legoguy314]

thanks I usuallytry to make mine well thought out and for this i just picked the best of the best mainly.

[mysteryness]

well you've done a really good job