Male DICE TRUTH

[Phaedo]

I rolled a 4

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Grey
What color are your eyes? Dark brown
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? Linux
What's your favorite band? Rush
Who's your favorite actor/actress?
What's your favorite movie?

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? None
What color of underwear are you wearing?
What's your sexuality? Straight
Do you have an erection right now? No, in a chastity cage
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)?
Are you a virgin? No

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? At least once a week when not in chastity
How long is your *erect* penis? 6 inches
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis?
Dildo or vibrator?
Chains or leather? Leather, but chains are nice, too
What is your most odd fetish? I've been on the internet for over 30 years. None of my kinks are odd.

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? All the way
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Nowhere
Sub or dom? Sub
What kinds of sex toys do you own? Dildos, plugs, masturbation sleeves, all sorts of BDSM eqipment
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member?

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? Neither
Lubed or dry?
Anal or oral (giving)? Oral
Anal or oral (receiving)? Anal
Naked or underwear?
Condom or bare? Bare

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood?
Hot sauce or orange juice?
Peanut butter or caramel? Peanut butter
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Pepper
Glue or duct tape? Glue
Rubbing alcohol or red ants? 9

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema?
Walnut or pecan? Walnut
Penis or dildo? Dildo
Violet wand or unlubed fist? Violet wand
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? Another guy's urine