Questions for the Dudes

[Rucati]

Did you get spanked as a child?
Nope.

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
N/A I can say I'd hate them though, positive of that.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
Honestly I don't really know, nothing is that disturbing really, not into gross things.

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Yup, odds are slim I'd find someone who would enjoy it or be willing to do it, but it would be legal.

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
That would be a bag of doritos. So no. Eating them might though.

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Nope, I don't really drink much aside from maybe one drink at a restaurant or something with my meal.

If yes, what?
N/A

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Getting caught would probably be less awkward I would imagine.

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No, is that a thing that happens sometimes to people? O.o

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Eh, I might try it but I probably wouldn't actually do it. Doesn't seem fun, not sure how girls do it to be honest.

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Umm, either Walmart or Kohl's, don't really keep track.

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I wouldn't care much, I have a lot of video games and game related things in on my PC, there's a few porn websites that would be awkward but really nothing major. And I was looking into gang things on wikipedia, that might be weird to explain, but still not that big of a deal.

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
Seeing as it's 4:50AM and I'm sitting alone in front of my computer, no not really.

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Honestly I don't really even like being without a shirt in public. I guess minimum would be just pants, but I'd rather have everything on. At least until I get my 6 pack (haha yeah right)

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
Nope, can't say that has ever happened.

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
Eh, this girl a while back I was into maybe. We were just friends and all that and it was kind of weird overall, but I don't really know if she noticed for sure.

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
During calculus class in high school, just kind of talking about math, I don't know, I don't even like math.

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Depends on who is treating me that way, and if it's in a sexual way or not.

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
https://www.xfinitysweepstakes.com/promo-over.php - Was a contest I was entering. I enter a lot of contests, like 60+ a day.

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Clean

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Nope, can't say I would.

[sub1234]

Did you get spanked as a child? Yes

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker? IDK

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on? BEing dominated

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy? Yes

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum? No

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing? Yes

If yes, what? It wasnt that bad but from what I remember I threw a ball at the ground and hit my self in the face with it when i bounced back up

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate? Caught

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc? No

If you could suck yourself off, would you? No

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now? Target

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc? I dont keep any of that stuff on my computer its call private browsing

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed? No

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public? Swimsuit

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal? No

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection? Yes

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had? During a slow dance in 6th grade

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person? Depends

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up: nothing came up

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty? clean

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now? No

[xmetalmilitiax]

A few questions for the guys!

Did you get spanked as a child?
Very rarely

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
Probably instilled some discipline

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
On occassion the idea of sucking off a horse

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Probably not

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
A door? No

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
All the time

If yes, what?
Pass out/throw up/fight

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Announce, then they won't come in

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Yes

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Tesco?

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
Meh, I don't keep much on there

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
No

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Depends where, outside then just shorts

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
No

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
Probably

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
Probably waking up at camp in a room of 8 guys having had a wet dream

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Sometimes

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sp...h=643#imgdii=_

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Probably clean

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Yeah

[dinkydong]

Did you get spanked as a child? Yes

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker? Benefited

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on? Being totally helpless and controlled with no chance of escape

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?Yeah

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum? My phone? No

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing? Yes

If yes, what? We were camping on a college trip i was dared to strip naked have my hands tied behind me and with a rope around my balls walked around the whole site 3 times by 3 girls but when they finished they tied me by the balls to a sink in the shower block! I was found in the morning by a holiday maker lol

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Caught

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
Yeah when i see a 4 poster bed i get turned on by the ways i could be tied and abused on it!
If you could suck yourself off, would you? Yeah i've done it a few times but my back hurts like hell afterwards

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now? Clonezone

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
Horror

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed? No

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public? Speedos

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal? Yeah

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection? Yeah

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had? In a diving competition my family was watching it pushed my speedos right out and from the side you could see my balls

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person? Yes

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up: http://xfinity.comcast.net/

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty? Clean! i have to do a dare everytime i get a pm and i've just got one so i've just douched

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now? Yes

[Twisted Kitten]

A few questions for the guys!

Did you get spanked as a child?

yes. a lot. ( I was a bad child)

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?

I like to think I benefited from it. I am more disciplined now.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?

probably piss. but other than that, mlp R34. (I regret the day I even gave it a try.)

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?

yea, I've already done it with my cuent GF. Twilestia bdsm rp.

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?

a wooden chair.... no.

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?

yes! ^ u ^

If yes, what?

It was during spring break my senior year of high school. me and some friends were drinking, and one of my friends was playing minecraft. (he was the designated driver, and thus was sober.) I started to watch him, and I saw a zombie start chasing him. I thought it was realistic, and began to scream "zombies gonna get me!" then I ran outside and did a face plant into his trucks hood, and consequently, fell to the concrete. they had to drag me back inside. > U <

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?

gee, I dunno.... both are pretty horrible... but the ladder sounds more hilarious. so i'll go with that one... FAMILLY!.... I WILL NOW MASTURBATE! lol > U <

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?

uh, no.

If you could suck yourself off, would you?

Totally.

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?

Lol! Kohl's! ^ u ^

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?

absolutely nothing, because all my porn is not stored on my computer, and I use in private browsing and delete my history. I'm not that stupid. (my computer is a shared desktop.) now my old laptop on the other hand.... I'd be a bit worried. (that's got some of my porn on it.

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?

no. i'm alone in the basement. > U <

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?

depends, how public? extreme? swim suit. secluded public? nude.

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?

no. I tend to just take care of business and get outta there.

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?

yea, and she thought I had a dildo in my pocket. got reported to the principle. (this was in high school) and had to tell him I was just aroused by the scantily dressed girl sitting across me.

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?

same situation as above. in class, and the girl in front of me noticed and thought it was a dildo in my pocket. (like I was trying to be funny or something)

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?

no. I do however, enjoy a good bdsm.

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:

technically this,

http://www.bing.com/search?q=x&src=I...lt&FORM=IE10TR

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=x

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?

I dunno, clean I suppose.

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?

yea. I'm fully clothed.

[yoursonly]

Did you get spanked as a child?
Yes

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
Benefitted

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
Harsh bondage

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Only in some parts of the world

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
No

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
No
If yes, what?

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Be caught

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Yes

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Local mens wear

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
Nothing.. Because I clean out the kinky parts of my web hist, and the rest is on a flash drive, well hidden

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
No

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
A mens thong/speedo

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
Dont look at dicks

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
Yes

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
In front of the whole class

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
No

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
Nothing

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Clean

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Yes

[joht2891]

Did you get spanked as a child? No

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker? N/A

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on? Being used by more than one girl in a public place, but i wouldn't define that disturbing

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy? Probably not

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum? No

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing? Could be

If yes, what? That would be long sorry ;/

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate? Be caught

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc? No

If you could suck yourself off, would you? No

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now? From a shop where actually I met that salesgirl the following weekend by coincidence

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc? None as I don't keep photos/videos

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed? There's nobody near me, so no

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public? Underwear I guess

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal? No

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection? I don't know

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had? Had several when I was young, especially at school or on the beach, but growing up you learn how to hide an erection usually

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person? Depending on the situation

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up: Nothing

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty? I wouldn't insert it

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now? Yes

[DiceDarer]

Did you get spanked as a child?
No
If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
My girlfriend doing bondage dares..
Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
If my girlfriend would let me, yes, if not, no.
If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
My girlfriends to my left, so yes.
Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Yes
If yes, what?
Anything I do while drunk xD
Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Either because I don't masterbate
Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
no
If you could suck yourself off, would you?
I probably could but no.
Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Calvin Klein
What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I would worry other than this site.
If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
Nope
What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
I wore a manthong when I was drunk once, but on a normal day, shirtless
Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
I dont do that
Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
No
What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
When I was like 8 in the grocery store, no one noticed though.
Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
No
Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
Nothing showed up..
If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Idk
Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Yes

[scguycola]

Did you get spanked as a child?
yes

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
I think I benefited from it, not sure. No resentment though

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
not really sure, I'll have to get back to you on that

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
yeah, at least I think so

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
that would be my camera.. uh no, not gonna use that for THAT

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
I don't drink, I'm stupid enough sober

If yes, what?

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
either way, I guess I wouldn't be doing it anymore

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
uhh no

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
don't believe so

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
I think Kohls (I actually had to check to see which pair I was wearing)

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
outrage, they'd have no reason to do so

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
no, I'm alone in my room

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
shirt, pants/shorts, shoes

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
aww hell to the naw

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
maybe back in high school, but back then, it was kinda hard to control

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
honestly no clue

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
depends on the situation

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
xpeeps.com.... I don't even remember going to that site

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
I'm guessing clean

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
yeah, aside from my hair being a little messy

[gpguy]

A few questions for the guys!

Did you get spanked as a child?

Yes, sometimes.

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?

Resent, I don't think I benefited from it.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?

I would say giving up real control in areas such as online banking, paypal, credit cards, real blackmail, stuff like that.

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?

Blackmail is illegal.

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?

Printer, probably not.

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?

Nothing that stands out.

If yes, what?

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?

Be caught I guess?

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?

Not really

If you could suck yourself off, would you?

Probably, I don't think it would be as arousing as most people think.

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?

Wallmart, Hanes boxerbriefs

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?

Unless it was my gay brother, anyone else I would be embarrassed

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?

No I'm home alone

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?

Swim shorts

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?

Not that I know of, I don't really look, not interested.

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?

Probably

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?

I would get one in the Schoolbus everytime just before we got off the bus to go to school for the longest time.

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?

No even a Master/slave relationship is based on mutual respect I believe.

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:

xtube dot com

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?

Right now it would come out clean.



Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?

Wearing PJ's, I'd go check the mail or do small things around the house, could be forced to go out like this but rather not.

[Lyos]

Did you get spanked as a child?
Yes

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
Yes

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
Dirty foot

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Yes

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
Yes

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
NO

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Yes, by somes subling

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Yes

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
I don't get underwear now.

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
Shame

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
No

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
1

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
No

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
No

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
I don't know

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Yes

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
https://www.google.be/url?sa=t&rct=j...56146854,d.ZG4

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Dirty

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Yes

[nothingtoseehere]

Did you get spanked as a child?
No

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
N/A

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
girls with dogs

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Yes

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
Tv remote, no.

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Other than being very sick, not really

If yes, what?

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Announce

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Yes, I'd never leave the house

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Marks and Spencers

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I'm pretty careful, so it'd be ok. If I wasn't I'd be heading for divorce!
So I'd be sad, humiliated and ashamed.

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
No, I'm alone

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Swimshorts

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
Never caught

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
Don't think so

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
At a funeral, no idea why I got it...

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
In a sexual context/scenario - yes, always
otherwise - no

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
Xbox service and billing

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Clean, just showered

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Nope, only wearing underwear

[darkblue]

Did you get spanked as a child?
No, my parents were kind of modern

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
./.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
Being a human toilet

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Just one of my fantasies

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
No, my leather sofa isn't really erotic

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Yes

If yes, what?
Fell from my bicycle and broke a collarbone

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Neither sounds like something I would ever like. If I had to choose, rather be caught

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
I tried, but not successfully and would love to do it

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Not wearing underwear right now :-)

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I would be shocked and would have much to explain

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
Yes, my daughter just arrived

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Nothing, on a nude beach, a shorts anywhere else

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
No, as I just don't look

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
I don't think so

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
I don't remember any awkward erection

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Don't get the question (sorry, no native speaker)

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/X

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Quite clean right now

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
No, just sweatpants and a t-shirt, no underwear

[SlaveBoy31]

A few questions for the guys!

Did you get spanked as a child? Yes I did

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker? No my parents always just did like one swing.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on? Hmmm I guess would drinking another guys piss.

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy? Nope it wouldn’t be.

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum? No it’s a plant lol

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing? Nope not really

If yes, what?

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate? hmm tough choice but I guess I’d have to go with the first choice lol.

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc? I get turned on by worn socks and shoes.

If you could suck yourself off, would you? Oh yeah I would

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now? I got them off of amazon

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc? I would be mad at the invasion of privacy and horrified at what they might have seen.

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed? Nope

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public? I’d go out in public wearing just a pair of pants/shorts.

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal? Nope though I’ve never put in much of an effort to do so lol.

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection? Not that I know of.

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had? I got one at the beach once while in my swim trunks.

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person? Sometimes depends on the scenario.

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up: No website showed up.

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty? I think dirty but you never know lol.

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now? Nope I wouldn’t.

[Komodo Jones]

id you get spanked as a child?
Only a few times when I misbehaved and the not-so-wierd tradition of getting playful birthday spankings.

If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
I was grounded a lot but the spanking definitely put in my place and I learned to fear them. And both punishments did kind of made me resent my dad and that relationship still is rocky. I don't think I resented him because of that though as spanking is one of my favorite kinks today.

What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
I would say the most disturbing that turns me on, and this is my guilty pleasure, is incest. While there's only two people in my family I would ever do this with, even though for the general part I stay away from married people, I don't see myself every doing it. My fascination with incest comes in to terms of role play and reading about it whether the stories are fake or not. I tend to gravitate mostly toward brother/sister stories and father/daughter stories. Although they have to be consensual for me to get any joy out of it.

Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Well it depends on which legal fantasy you're talking about lol. For the most part I think it would be. My wildest fantasy is to be owned by a Mistress who loves, cares and plays with me. But on a fairly regular basis she also whores me out to other people, mostly men. When I say whoring me out though, there is no money involved, it's for just because she can and I'm ok with it reasons. I know prostitution is illegal but because this has no money, I'm not sure if it would still be illegal or not. All other wild fantasies, aside from rape (me being the one raped), are set in legality.

If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
Technically yes, because there is literally nothing to my direct left and I don't use objects other than my hand to masturbate soooo you also know the answer if there was anything directly to my left.

Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
The only alcohol I've ever had was accidentally swallowing little bits of mouthwash. I am in my 30's so I am legal but I never had a real desire to drink.

If yes, what?
N/A

Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Hmmmm that's a tough one, mainly because i don't have any siblings unless I used a loophole saying the dog and cat at my parent's house are my sisters....but I know that doesn't count. I'd probably rather be caught, I mean both are humiliating to be sure, but I feel being caught in the act would be less embarassing that outwardly declaring that you'll actually be masturbating. Does that make me weird....maybe but I'm used to it, and that's not a bad thing.

Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
While glasses, lingerie, and general pieces of attire turn me on....that's usually because they're being worn...usually by women. So for the most part I would say no.

If you could suck yourself off, would you?
I think if a guy says no to this question they're lying unless they don't think about sex that often. I think that no matter who you are every guy has that fantasy. I lack the ability to, but if I could I would.

Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
What people still wear underwear?! No I'm kidding. Since I'm wearing boxers right now I got them around Christmas from my parents. Not sure where they bought them though.

What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
My reaction would be fury and fear/depression. Fury because that's an invasion of privacy and this side of my life would be exposed. Fear/depression because I do have pics from people who have trusted me with them, so they are "those" kind of photos and I don't want to lose that trust from them and expose them. And before you think I'm totally disgusting there are a total of three women, one women has one photo, another has three, and the other...well let's just say she's prolific.

If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
Nope, I'm in my apartment where I live by myself. And I usually keep my blinds closed.

What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Well that kind of depends on the publicity of it. I think i could wear a minimum of four pieces. Shirt, pants, and two shoes and I'd be fine. However, I obviously have been in less outside if you know me. I've been completely naked outside before and since they were in parks I would say that would be public but that would only happen after I arrived there.

Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
While I enjoy looking at dicks, that's not something i do. With all sexual acts I agree to consent. Doing that could get me in trouble. Also a general rule is that you don't do that. In high school, in any given bathroom there were five urinals side by side, and at any point there were only three of them in use even though all five worked...

Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
There's only one person and that goes back to the would you rather question as my mom has caught me masturbating to porn. Everybody else who saw me with an erection was meant to.

What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
See question above. Other than being caught, I haven't really had an awkward erection.

Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Absolutely not. This may seem odd as calling me a slut, whore, cunt etc. and being degraded is a sure fire way to get me hard. However, when I'm ok with this is because the people who call me this, for the most part, don't really mean what they say and I know that and they know that. However, at my workplace I'm treated like a cog rather than a person and I feel I get less fair treatment than others. And insults don't really help either I do have clinical depression so being treated sub-standard than a person does not make me feel good and I try to avoid people who make me feel that way when they really mean it.

Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
Because of the fact that you can't actively post links that lead to porn, unless the rules have changed, I cannot answer this. I will say though that it is a pretty popular free porn site with mostly videos.

If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Unless I've given myself an enema (only happened once), and if I insered anything anally (almost never now) probably dirty but I honestly don't know, but of course that also depends on what the object is and how far it's going in my ass.

Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
If I could get it away with it as I'm only wearing boxers and glasses but it's sunny outside.