League of Legends (LoL) Dare

[Aethi]

(This dare will be in two posts due to the fact that I cannot post it in one post. Don't worry, you won't have to read through all of it. I have a sorting system.)

(Also, if you see any mistakes, either ignore it or send me a PM. I wrote this in the morning, over one morning. Tired brain is tired.)

Thanks for clicking on the dare! I know this looks like an impossibly huge read, but I have a way to quickly get through the dare. It should be just a couple of lines below. (And I'll say something in red afterward so you know if you missed it.) Anyway, this dare is for League players, mostly. I'm assuming you have a general understanding of the game, but there's always the entire internet out there for questions and learning!

If you'd like to play the dare with me, send me a PM. (Note: I am underage so all sexual content will be kept to a discrete minimum. I'm offering to play to have fun with others, not to have online sex friends.)

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There will be three main topics of this dare. You can do any combination of them, whether it's one, two, or three, and you can change some details to your liking if you would like. However, this should only be used if you're unable to achieve it, not if you don't like it. These topics will be MASTURBATING, CLOTHING CONTROL (no CD), and EXERCISE. Additionally, you will have four major scores: kills (K), deaths (D), assists (A), and creepscore (M) (the number of minions you last-hit). These scores will be adjusted based on whether you are a support or carry (carry will be used as a catch-all term for any non-support champion).

In simple terms, you have to get a lot of kills, assists, and have a high creepscore, and a small number of deaths. The value of these will be affected by what champion you play. For instance, if you play Ashe (a common AD carry), it will be focused more towards kills and creepscore. If you play Soraka (a common support), it will be focused more towards assists, with creepscore becoming a negative value.

To quickly scroll through the page, press ctrl+F and find the below indicators.
Type:
* is custom
# is CVAI Beginner
~ is CVAI Intermediate
@ is normal.
Topics:
a) is masturbation
b) is clothing control
c) is exercise
Role:
C) is CARRY
S) is SUPPORT
EXAMPLE: CVAI Beginner with clothing control playing as a support: #bS)

(though it's unintentional, i completely laughed at the fact that that tag came out as a tag saying #bullshit)
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[Aethi]

CUSTOM GAME
This is a CUSTOM GAME. This can be played with whomever you would like, and with whatever bots you would like. It is presumed that it will be similar to co-op versus AI; however, if you would like to do a custom-made 1v1 or similar, then use whichever rule-set fits within both of your skill-levels.

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*aC)
CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: K + A/3 – 1.5D. The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by two and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you are allowed to masturbate this week. If you use up all of your minutes, then you are not allowed to masturbate any further, even if you still have orgasms left.

Additionally, for every item you do not have from your complete build, you will have to edge that many times before each orgasm.
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*aS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 2A – (D + K/2). The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by three and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you have to masturbate before any orgasm. If you are not allowed to orgasm at all this week, then you must masturbate that many minutes this week (and every week afterward until you are allowed to orgasm).

Hard Mode: For every time your carry died, you have to add that many days to your time doing this dare. Do not extend any other number.

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*bC)
CARRY
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.5D – (K + A/3). The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Multiply your creepscore by six. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)
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*bS)
SUPPORT
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: D + K - 2A. The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Divide your gold earned by eight. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)

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*cC)
NOTE: IF ANY TASK HERE IS TOO STRENUOUS FOR YOU, THEN PLEASE DO AN EASIER VERSION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN THIS. I WOULD RATHER YOU EXERCISE A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY DAY THAN HAVE COMPLICATIONS AND NOT BE ABLE TO EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.

CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: D – (K + A/2). The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your creepscore will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).
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*cS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: D + K – A. The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your “time spent dead” will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).


CVAI (Co-op versus AI) BEGINNER
This is a CVAI beginner game. You can either play it with a party of your choosing or have the teammates be randomly picked.

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#aC)
CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: K + A/2 – 1.75D. The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by two and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you are allowed to masturbate this week. If you use up all of your minutes, then you are not allowed to masturbate any further, even if you still have orgasms left.

Additionally, for every item you do not have from your complete build, you will have to edge that many times before each orgasm.
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#aS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 2A – (D + .65K). The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by three and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you have to masturbate before any orgasm. If you are not allowed to orgasm at all this week, then you must masturbate that many minutes this week (and every week afterward until you are allowed to orgasm).

Hard Mode: For every time your carry died, you have to add that many days to your time doing this dare. Do not extend any other number.

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#bC)
CARRY
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.6D – (K + A/2). The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Multiply your creepscore by five. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)
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#bS)
SUPPORT
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.1D + 1.1K – 2.25A. The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Divide your gold earned by nine. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)

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#cC)
NOTE: IF ANY TASK HERE IS TOO STRENUOUS FOR YOU, THEN PLEASE DO AN EASIER VERSION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN THIS. I WOULD RATHER YOU EXERCISE A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY DAY THAN HAVE COMPLICATIONS AND NOT BE ABLE TO EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.

CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.2D – (1.2K + .6A). The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your creepscore will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).
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#cS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.1D + 1.1K – 1.1A. The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your “time spent dead” will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).

CVAI INTERMEDITE
This is a CVAI intermediate game. You can either play it with a party of your choosing or have the teammates be randomly picked.

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~aC)
CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: K + A/2 – 2D. The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by two and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you are allowed to masturbate this week. If you use up all of your minutes, then you are not allowed to masturbate any further, even if you still have orgasms left.

Additionally, for every item you do not have from your complete build, you will have to edge that many times before each orgasm.
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~aS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 2A – (D + .75K). The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by three and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you have to masturbate before any orgasm. If you are not allowed to orgasm at all this week, then you must masturbate that many minutes this week (and every week afterward until you are allowed to orgasm).

Hard Mode: For every time your carry died, you have to add that many days to your time doing this dare. Do not extend any other number.

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~bC)
CARRY
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.75D – (K + A/2). The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Multiply your creepscore by four. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)
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~bS)
SUPPORT
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.25D + 1.25K – 2.5A. The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Divide your gold earned by ten. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)

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~cC)
NOTE: IF ANY TASK HERE IS TOO STRENUOUS FOR YOU, THEN PLEASE DO AN EASIER VERSION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN THIS. I WOULD RATHER YOU EXERCISE A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY DAY THAN HAVE COMPLICATIONS AND NOT BE ABLE TO EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.

CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.5D – (1.5K + .75A). The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your creepscore will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).
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~cS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.5D + 1.5K – .75A. The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your “time spent dead” will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).

NORMAL BLIND
This is a PvP Blind Pick game. You can either play it with a party of your choosing or have the teammates be randomly picked.

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@aC)
CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: K + A/2 – 2D. The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by two and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you are allowed to masturbate this week. If you use up all of your minutes, then you are not allowed to masturbate any further, even if you still have orgasms left.

Additionally, for every item you do not have from your complete build, you will have to edge that many times before each orgasm.
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@aS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 2A – (D + .75K). The number that you get will be the number of times you're allowed to masturbate to orgasm this week. If you get a negative number, then that will be the number of extra days you will have to be chaste (so whatever number you get starts on the first day after the week).

Then, multiply your creepscore by three and the resulting number will be the number of minutes you have to masturbate before any orgasm. If you are not allowed to orgasm at all this week, then you must masturbate that many minutes this week (and every week afterward until you are allowed to orgasm).

Hard Mode: For every time your carry died, you have to add that many days to your time doing this dare. Do not extend any other number.

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@bC)
CARRY
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.75D – (K + A/2). The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Multiply your creepscore by four. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)
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@bS)
SUPPORT
NOTE: This will require a six-sided die OR you can choose. I'm simply making it 1-6 in order to support the usage of common dice. If you do not have dice, go to this link.

The first roll dictates what you are to be wearing as underwear; the second roll gives a rule that you must follow.

FIRST ROLL:

1. Boxers
2. Briefs
3. Boxer-briefs
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. A sock (fastened with semi-tight, but not too tight, rubber band)

SECOND ROLL:

1. No jeans
2. No v-necks
3. No athletic shorts
4. Nothing to sleep (if you already sleep naked, then either roll again or just be lucky)
5. No tank-tops or otherwise sleeveless top
6. No regular neck shirts

You will be following each of these rolls for three weeks. Next, plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.25D + 1.25K – 2.5A. The number that you get will be the number of days added to your total (14 days).

Divide your gold earned by ten. This will be the number of minutes that you are allowed to break these rules at any time for any given reason. After you have expended all of the numbers, you must follow both rules rigidly. (Note: breaking both rules at once will mean that every minute you spend breaking the rules takes two away from your allotted time.)

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@cC)
NOTE: IF ANY TASK HERE IS TOO STRENUOUS FOR YOU, THEN PLEASE DO AN EASIER VERSION. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN THIS. I WOULD RATHER YOU EXERCISE A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY DAY THAN HAVE COMPLICATIONS AND NOT BE ABLE TO EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.

CARRY
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.5D – (1.5K + .75A). The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your creepscore will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).
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@cS)
SUPPORT
Plug your numbers into this formula and round up: 1.5D + 1.5K – .75A. The number that you come up with be the number of hours you will have to anaerobic exercise this week. If your number is negative, then it will be the number of hours you have to do mild exercise (significantly easier than if it were positive).

Your “time spent dead” will determine the number of minutes you are to do aerobic exercise this week. Half of your total gold earned will be the number of seconds you are to do flexibility workouts this week (pre-workout stretches and whatnot are included).

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And that's it! :'D

shh no i did not just end it so it would look pretty what are you talking about

[Wet]

Looks like you put a lot of effort and time into creating this! (As always, of course) Good to still see you on here aswell.

I love this dare, and now I'll have to play some more games because of it. (Always makin' me do things ) I hope plenty of people enjoy this dare, It's sad to see effort be ignored.

Your Friend,
Garret :#

[cheesy dude]

Lol I love LoL and I love the dare. Great job.

[Nicky Neko]

Wowie awesome dare