Battleship scorecard scat version

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Introduction

This game is inspired by the scorecard battleships http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=233316 by user superfruit. Most of the rules are the same, but the points list is adapted to scat play.

This is a competitive game for two people to play over skype. The two players will go against each other in a series of games of battleships, where the winner will earn a number of points to spend on 'prizes' from the loser.

*Disclaimer: Do not use or play with human feces in any way*

The Rules

You start the game by playing Game 1 of battleships, and at the end of it there will be the winner and the loser. The winner will be left with at least one ship unsunk at the end of the game, and they will count up as many 'squares' of ships as the loser has missed to determine their score

After Game 1, each missed square of ship will be worth 10 points for that player to count and add to their total. From this moment on, the winner and loser are set in stone and it is only the winner who can collect points and prizes, and the loser who will be required to fulfill them.

A Worked Example:

At the end of Game 1 the loser has lost all of his ships and the winner has one destroyer that has been completely missed (the three square ship), and an aircraft carrier that has been hit three times (the five square ship).

The winner has 3+2=5 missed squares and will have earned 50 points from the game.

The winner and loser will then play battleships again. If the winner now loses Game 2, the dare is over and the winner has 50 points to spend as he wishes using the prize list below.

If the winner wins Game 2, then he counts up the number of missed squares and gains 20 points for each of them. He adds the total to the 50 points he gained during Game 1.

If the winner wins Game 2, he will then go on to play Game 3 against the loser. After this game, the points are doubled yet again - each missed square will give the winner 40 points to add to his total.

The winner and loser keep playing games until the winner finally loses a game, and then it is time for him to spend his points.

Points Per Missed Square:

Game 1: 10 points per square
Game 2: 20 points per square
Game 3: 40 points per square
Game 4: 80 points per square
Game 5: 160 points per square

House Rules: Bonus Points

These are optional rules that you can choose to play with if you want a little extra excitement.

+50 points: The winner's very first turn hits a ship
+50 points: The first ship that the winner hits is the loser's destroyer (the two square ship)
+150 points: The winner sinks three of the loser's ships without suffering a single hit
+200 points: The winner sinks four of the loser's ships without suffering a single hit
+250 points: The winner sinks two ships in a single turn, without having hit either of the ships in any previous turn
+500 points: The winner completes a perfect game and beats the loser without losing a single ship

When house rules are included, rather many points can be accumulated very quickly. For this reason each house rule can be applied only one time in one game of battleships. In the first game house rules should be deactivated.

Points list

10 shit on the floor, move it into the toilet with your hands
20 shit on the floor, move it into the toilet with your hands, but squeeze it between your fingers
30 smear it over your body
40 smear it over your face
50 Use it as lube until you cum
60 press your face into it for 30 seconds
70 press your face into it until you cum
80 smear it over your face lips included
100 lick on a turd 1 time
120 1ick a turd 2 times
140 Fill a glass completely with piss, then put a turd in it, should be hard one. Drink half of the piss out of the glass
160 take a shit, wipe with one finger, lick finger once
180 take a shit, wipe with your hand, lick hand once
200 take a shit on a plate, flush the shit down the toilet, lick the plate clean
220 shit into your hand, put a piece into your mouth and spit it into the toilet
240 put a small piece of shit into your mouth, hold for 20 seconds, then spit it out
260 put the shit into a plastic bag or a condom, pinch one hole into it with a needle, chew for 1 minute on the plastic bag
280 fill your mouth with shit, hold for 10 seconds, then spit it out
300 fill your mouth with shit, hold until you cum, then spit it out
320 take a shit, wipe with one finger, suck it clean
340 put the shit into a plastic bag or a condom, pinch 2 holes into it with a needle, chew for 1 minute on the plastic bag (additional holes and/or minutes can be bought for 10 points each
360 take a shit, wipe with your hand, lick hand clean
380 chew 1 teaspoon full of shit for 1 minute each (additional teaspoons and/or minutes can be bought for 20 points each. each teaspoon has to be chewed separately)
400 chew 2 teaspoons full of shit for 1 minute (same as before, but this time the amount of shit goes all together into loosers mouth)
500 eat one teaspoon full of shit (additional spoons cost 100 points each). Winner determines if loser eats spoon by spoon or all at once.

a session with live camera (via skype or other) can be bought for 500 points.

[ChubbyShySissy]

Anyone willing to give this a go with me. No cam though.

[Ana The Sniper]

Anybody want to play? I'm free today and tomorrow (EST). No skype or other video or audio chat. Can talk on here or on GD chat though. I think the game actually has a chat too.

[stlouisrams00]

This sounds fun. PM me if interested.

[stlouisrams00]

Are there really no takers?

[dirtyslave23]

Anyone would like to play?

[stlouisrams00]

Still up for playing a game of this.

[Hornyhansje]

Anyone up for playing this? Message me here or on kik:hornyhansje2

[perv2thebone]

Any lady wants to play. i will give you one win and 500 points head start

[stlouisrams00]

Anyone want to play pm me or kik me

Kik: stlouisrams001386

[Hornyhansje]

Kik me if you're willing to play

kik is: hornyhansje2

[Hornyhansje]

I'm still up for this!

[dirtyslave23]

Anyone want to play pm me or kik me

[Hornyhansje]

I would be up for some games
Pm me on kik: hornyhansje

[Hornyhansje]

I am in for a game again
kik: hornyhansje2