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Old 02-23-2019, 02:24 AM   #1
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Default You know you're well hung if ....

Finish the sentence in a funny way

You know you're well hung if ....


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Old 02-23-2019, 02:43 AM   #2
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Old 02-23-2019, 04:09 AM   #3
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...horses say that particularly large specimens are hung like you!
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... even during sex your relation is classified as LAT
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Your gal/boy can give you a blow job at the same time you're fucking them. (think about it).
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Old 02-23-2019, 11:02 PM   #6
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... your glans and balls only know each other from pictures on the internet.
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Old 02-24-2019, 08:11 PM   #7
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...you can get the job done without having to be fully hard.
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Old 03-18-2019, 10:32 PM   #8
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Old 03-19-2019, 09:49 AM   #9
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When you send a dick you have to do it in panoramic
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Old 03-19-2019, 10:09 AM   #11
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When you send a dick you have to do it in panoramic
If you get gravel rash when the tip of your cock trails the ground when u go commando
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:36 PM   #12
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... the person sucking you is in a different time zone.
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