What is your opinion on... (quirky edition)

[Jaro]

Answer with your honest opinion... or not.
Giving equally quirky answers is encouraged and answering honestly is optional.

What is your opion on ...

1. Snails
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
8. The sound 'oink'
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
10. The sex life of flies

[SubRed92]

1. Snails
   
   They're delicious. Very jealous that they are born with a house. Houses are expensive as a human. Would not fancy being slow. Overall, 4/10 would not be a snail.
   
   
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
   
   Over, not under. Will not accept objections. Might consider sideways.
   
   
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
   
   28.7 degrees Celsius makes decent weather. 83.66 Fahrenwhat?
   
   
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
   
   Well, he can fix it. You should feel lucky to have an uncle Bob.
   
   
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
   
   Watching masturbation while being Edward Scissorhands?
   
   
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
   
   CUTE. No deers over here. We have boars.
   
   
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
   
   Now I'm confused. Has technology come so far already?
   
   
8. The sound 'oink'
   
   Where's the bacon!
   
   
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
   
   Aww, how very nice of the hippo to come and rescue me.
   
   
10. The sex life of flies
    
    Definitely much better than mine. Help.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by SubRed92

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Your answered made me LOL, especially the last one!

[poetrylover828]

Snails
I mean are kinda cute in a weird way. And they are the third easiest animal to make with play-doh (snakes and worms are the easiest if you were wondering). They are also fun to draw since it is a very simple shape.

The orientation of the toilet paper roll
The roll has to have the end coming from the top. It is easier to grab and just makes sense.

28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
Awful temperature. Anything about 75 degrees Fahrenheit is too warm. I don't understand celsius... I'm assuming that it is supposed to match Fahrenheit but dunno.

The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
I have a step-grandpa Bob (well his name is Robbert but we call him Bob). I dunno I think it would be weird to come across a kid named Bob since Bob seems to be what you would call an uncle or grandpa. I don't think I could call a kid Bob. It would be weird.

Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
I already don't care for Edward Scissorhands (something about it creeps me out, but Sweeney Todd is great). I don't think I would actually be watching the movie, it would just be on as noise to cut down on any roommates hearing me...

Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
Deer are super cute and super yummy. I grew up helping my dad during hunting season and eating venison year round.

Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
I don't think a bunny pig combo would make a very cute animal... but for play the ears and tail could work... But would you oink or make a bunny noise? Wait do bunnies make noises? I'm gunna have to ask my friend about that.

The sound 'oink'
I don't know why but I actually thought of people who when they laugh really hard make a snorting noise and then I thought of cute piggies.

Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
Ow and I hope the hippo brings some bandaids.

The sex life of flies
I have never really thought about a fly's sex life... It probably has more of a sex life than I do though...

[SubRed92]

Originally Posted by poetrylover828

[Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
I don't think a bunny pig combo would make a very cute animal... but for play the ears and tail could work... But would you oink or make a bunny noise? Wait do bunnies make noises? I'm gunna have to ask my friend about that.

I heard bunnies make horrible noises when they're getting eaten by a fox or other predators.. I'm not even sure if foxes eat rabbits but you get the point xD

[Underpants]

1. Snails - Horrible slimy slugs with helmets on
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll - The loose sheet is always at the front
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit - Meh
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that - Don't have any uncles, Bob or otherwise
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating - Never over Jonny Depp
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard - No deer round here
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug - Unusual, but whatever floats your boat
8. The sound 'oink' - Makes me think of bacon. Mmmmmm bacon
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you - Sounds quite unpleasant
10. The sex life of flies - Do they have one?

[poetrylover828]

Originally Posted by SubRed92

I heard bunnies make horrible noises when they're getting eaten by a fox or other predators.. I'm not even sure if foxes eat rabbits but you get the point xD

So I asked my friend who owns a bunny and they told me that bunnies make pig like sounds and can scream. So it makes more sense now to have that sort of combo. Though I don't think one would want to use bunny screams in play that might be awkward.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by poetrylover828

The sex life of flies
I have never really thought about a fly's sex life... It probably has more of a sex life than I do though...

Yeah, I feel the same way.


LOL! Great answers, thank you!

[Bloxo]

Snails
- I always feel bad when I accidentally step on one, but will happily throw them out of the garden, hungry bastards tear through Veg!

The orientation of the toilet paper roll
- Anyone who doesn't place it with the loose roll over the top must really hate themselves, it makes so much more sense and prevents half the roll ending up on the floor with an over zealous tug

28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
- Ahh heaven, we have that here in Warsaw...so comfortable for me, live is better with heat...fewer clothes all round haha

The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
- Sounds more American, they'd generally be Robert in the UK...not sure of the Polish equivalent yet...

Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
- Ouch...cringing at that thought, those scissors...that would hurt a lot!

Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
- I would be transfixed...nature is beautiful...well except when it's eating each other or rolling around in it's own mess

Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
- Bunny ears, sexy...pig tail...should be a bushy rabbit tail to match, I'd think anyone with that combo couldn't afford the full set...or were trying to make some kind of odd Chimera

The sound 'oink'
- Probably I'd sniff the air, can't help but think of the sty with that sound

Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
- Good luck! Hippos are fecking lethal, biggest cause of death by animal in certain countries...I'd try and fashion the glass into some kind of spear if possible, survival by any means!

The sex life of flies
- Like the Achilles principle, short but active life...I kind of envy that, I'm going the slow and steady way at the moment, could use more craziness, but hey...no STD's hahaha

[atownesq]

Snails- Kinda cute but ultimately food for my pet turtle.
The orientation of the toilet paper roll Over- only a psychopath goes under, as proven by the fact that my gf is the only person I know who seems to prefer it under.
28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit- A little too hot, but if I'm near a pool with a cold drink and low humidity, not bad at all.
The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that- Never understood that being short for Robert. "Rob" should be short for Robert. "Bert" is also acceptable.
Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating- Not my thing, but I don't judge.
Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard- Peaceful, though if I'm living near an orchard, something has gone terribly wrong.
Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug- Rabbits are notorious for multiplying at excessive rates. Pigs supposedly enjoy the longest orgasms. Could be a really fun new species.
The sound 'oink'- Doesn't really sound like a pig, to be honest.
Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you- Futile. your only chance to pick up a sharp piece of broken glass and try to stab the hippos eyes out before he mauls you.
The sex life of flies- Wonder if they can do it in the air? that would be pretty cool.

[Pariahterror]

Snails
Better than slugs but don't want them in the garden. Just eating up the nice flowers.

The orientation of the toilet paper roll
Start from the inside.

28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
Don't think those two people liked eachother.

The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
Only know chauffeurs that way.

Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
So nice how he cuts out those hentai pictures

Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
First slugs, now deers. Don't you like my garden

Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
We did it. Travelled to the future.

The sound 'oink'
No, haven't seen Simi around lately

Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
Damn that hippo is a mean drunk

The sex life of flies
Would be bad if I got involved

[dreadinterest]

Snails i love them!
The orientation of the toilet paper roll [b]totally matters (over, not under)
28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit wha?
The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that i have an uncle bob hahaha
Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating sure
Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard awesome
Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug confusing...
The sound 'oink' good, depending on context
Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you horrifying!
The sex life of flies gross

[striker101]

1. Snails
The following scenario (from Reddit): You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?

2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
Who am I to judge... I'll just continue being glad that there is any there to begin with

3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
83.66 sounds way warmer, and thus superior

4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
I have one of those ... he's alright.

5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
It's no wonder he pretty much wears a gimp suit. Probably better to not have access than to accidentally cut anything off.

6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
All I can hear is Ross: https://youtu.be/-dWM1eG2UkQ?t=2m29s

7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
In the wise words of Jeff Goldblum ... er, Ian Malcolm: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

8. The sound 'oink'
That'll do, pig.

9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
WTF is wrong with people? Don't they know glass can fucking be recycled?

10. The sex life of flies
The war rages on. I'll show their great-great-great grandchildren no more mercy with the fly swatter than I'll show them.

[ShyExhibitionist]

Snails
Yes please, I always wanted to try them. French seem to like that.
The orientation of the toilet paper roll
Away from the wall. If you have it close to the wall you've got issues.
28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
Close to perfect. 28.5 Celsius is perfect, 28.7 is merely acceptable.
The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
I have always found that name derpy-funny. Like a sound Mr. Bean would make. I don't have any Bob uncles though.
Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
Unsettling at least.
Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
As long as the fruit is a sofa I'm ok with this. Armchair would also pass I think
Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
Ed-ward...
The sound 'oink'
OINK
Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
How do you know the dreams I have every knight?
The sex life of flies
Yes, pretty interesting. I'm actually writing a paper about this. Did you know that a male fly can ejaculate 2.3 bong of semen during each intercourse?

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Jaro

Answer with your honest opinion... or not.
Giving equally quirky answers is encouraged and answering honestly is optional.

What is your opion on ...

1. Snails
   They are rude and ignorant.
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
   As long as it is Charmin, I don't care.
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
   I will melt.
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
   Uncle Bob's, in my experience, are a little pervy.
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
   It is a risk I am willing to take.
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
   This is a very cute line said on FRIENDS
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
   Does this create hop? Snort? I think I am confused.
8. The sound 'oink'
   Boring!
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
   I think this is a limit of mine as well.
10. The sex life of flies

I really don't care as long as it doesn't happen on my dinner.