The Ultimate Piss Slut

[Jaro]

crowning the
Ultimate Piss Slut

Do you love pee play? Do you like peeing in awkward or daring positions? Do you love the smell and taste of piss? Even if it's someone else's? Are you such a urine craving piss lover that you brush your teeth with it? Shower in it? Bath in it? How daring are you exactly when it comes to piss? Are you the Ultimate Piss Slut!?

Let's find out, shall we!

Below is a large selection of pee dares. A few are easy, many are hard and quite a few are very hard. Try to complete as many of these as you can!

If you want to make a chance to be crowned the Ultimate Piss Slut, please reply with a concise report of what you did. It's fine to post one report that combines all that you did, or multiple.
Just make sure to make it clear what you did and how well you did it.

I will wait about a month from now before I decide who will be crowned the Ultimate Piss Slut.

After that, the thread will remain open for anyone to challenge the reigning Piss Slut and take over the title. I might even come up with more dares and add them to the list.

So, get busy drinking and get busy peeing!

* Note: sharing of any recordings in the dares below is entirely optional and not expected.

• Ladies: pee in the toilet while standing upright.
• Men: pee with a fully erect cock.
• Pee while singing the following out loud:
  I'm a little pee slut hear me out
  Here's my pee hole crying out
  When my bladder fills up hear me shout
  It's time, to let, my stinky piss out
• Do the previous dare and record it.
• Pee in the shower.
• Pee while standing on your toes.
• Pee while standing on one leg.
• Pee up into the air.
• Pee while completely naked.
• Pee outside.
• Pee while completely naked outside.
• Pee while completely naked in a pubic toilet.
• Pee while squatting down on top of the toilet seat.
• Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat.
• Pee while blindfolded.
• Pee without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee while blindfolded without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat, blindfolded and without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised.
• Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised, outside.
• Pee while fucking yourself with a dildo.
• Pee while getting fucked by somebody.
• Pee in a sink.
• Pee in front of a mirror looking at yourself peeing; you must look at your piss coming from your pee hole.
• Pee in front of a window.
• Pee in front of a window with at least a small chance of being seen.
• Record the audio of yourself peeing.
• Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear.
• Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear for a complete day and keep wearing the underwear that day (24 hours).
• Pee while fully clothed.
• Pee in a diaper and sit in it for 2 hours.
• Pee in a diaper while out in public. Your choice how much you pee and where, but there must be at least one other person within eyesight while you do it.
• Pee in a bowl.
• Pee in a bowl on top of a table.
• Pee in a bowl and dunk your face in it for 1 (accumulated) minute. Don't clean for 30 minutes.
• Pee on the floor.
• Do not flush your pee for a full day (24 hours).
• Pee on your dinner before eating it.
• Pee in your drink before drinking it.
• Pee in a public bathroom of the opposite sex.
• Pee while drinking at the exact same time.
• Give yourself a golden shower. Make sure to pee over at least your face and upper body.
• Pee directly into your mouth. Bonus points if you are a girl.
• Let someone else pee directly into your mouth.
• Drink your own pee.
• Drink somebody else's pee.
• Pee while talking to someone on the phone.
• Pee in a clear plastic bottle. Go for a walk and drink from the bottle while at least one person is within eyesight.
• Make a picture of your pee in the toilet before flushing.
• After peeing, smell your pee for at least 5 minutes, taking deep whiffs constantly.
• Make a video of yourself peeing; must record your piss coming from your pee hole.
• Pee while watching piss porn. People must be peeing in the video while you pee.
• Pee with somebody else watching.
• Pee together with somebody else. Both pee at the same time.
• Pee in every room in your house.
• Pee somewhere else every time during a day (24 hours).
• Collect 2 liters of piss and cover your entire body with it, including your face and hair. Don't clean up for half an hour.
• Hold your pee for as long as you possibly can.
• Do not pee until you get permission from someone.
• Brush your teeth with pee. No toothpaste allowed. Rinse with pee and go to bed without drinking, eating, or washing your mouth any other way.
• Pee while typing a comment in this thread stating that you are peeing right now.
• Tell someone, either on or offline, that you just peed, how long you peed for, how much you peed and what color your pee was.
• Write a blog about how much you love your piss, peeing and being a piss slut.

[Jaro]

If anyone is doing this or considering to try this I would love to know.

Just leave a comment below.

[Calcifer]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

If anyone is doing this or considering to try this I would love to know.

Just leave a comment below.

I love this idea, so I'm going to try it! I wouldn't describe myself as somebody who loves piss, but I'll do as many of these as I dare and report how I felt about them!

Hopefully more people accept this challenge too. I'll send it to any piss sluts I know.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Calcifer

I wouldn't describe myself as somebody who loves piss, but I'll do as many of these as I dare and report how I felt about them!

You're gonna "love" it if you actually DO become the Ultimate Piss Slut!

[Calcifer]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

You're gonna "love" it if you actually DO become the Ultimate Piss Slut!

Haha, I think it would be funny if I kick everyone's butt at this. I'll be disappointed if it's too easy though. I'm starting to think about how I'm going to find a partner for some of these. Maybe it's time to search for a new domme.

I think I'll post individual reports here, and then create a blog post to link them all. The thread won't get many posts if everyone waits until the end to post their reports!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Calcifer

I think I'll post individual reports here, and then create a blog post to link them all. The thread won't get many posts if everyone waits until the end to post their reports!

That's great, thank you. It can indeed use the bumps. It would be a shame if any potential piss sluts miss this.

[Locked Puppy]

already started.. with the simple things so far.. must still start a blog post to keep track though. will then copy paste my blog post in here later.

Mistress "entered" me. I have no idea who might have told her about this thread (all be it for different reasons than to enter her pet )

[AbuseMyBalls]

I’ll give this a try

[bareslut4u]

i will play love piss

[Jaro]

One more week left to get your reports in!

[Jaro]

A little later than planned but I finally decided who has become the Ultimate Piss Slut. I knew the top contenders were Calcifer, IceMaiden and LitDarkness and that it would be a hard choice to make. Especially since one of the contenders owns my denied little worm but I want to remain unbiased.

I knew these three people did the most of the 63 pissy challenges and also left the best reports, so I went through all of them and counted how many tasks everyone did:

Calcifer did the most tasks 50 out of 63 = 79,4%
Miss Icey came second with 42 out of 63 = 66,7%
LitDarknesswas third with 25 out of 63 = 39,7%

But I also said I would look at the quality of the reports, meaning that someone who did fewer tasks could still win. LitDarness definitely gave some great reports and he was the only one who did the piss slut blog. Miss Icey left some great reports and did some really daring dares. She was the only one who got fucked by someone while peeing.

But Calcifer left very good and well written reports on each dare that he did. This combined with the fact that he ALSO did the most makes me conclude that...

Calcifer is the Ultimate Piss Slut!

Congratulations Calcifer for this awesome title. I suggest you put it in your signature to display proudly to the rest of the world. So that all of know what a great Piss Slut you are!

Congratulations also to Miss Icey and LitDarkness for winning silver and bronze respectively on this one. I definitely enjoyed your reports and your efforts but there can only be one winner.

Thank you to the others who gave this a good shot. I read your reports too and it was fun to see there was so much interest in this. I think I will be posting another competition like this soon.

[zephyrnem]

I may try my hand at this. Will report here.

[AbusiveMaster]

On behalf of IceMaiden, I am going to list the ones she has already accomplished. Some will be commented on, others just left as "done"


[*]Ladies: pee in the toilet while standing upright.
[*]Pee while singing the following out loud:
I'm a little pee slut hear me out
Here's my pee hole crying out
When my bladder fills up hear me shout
It's time, to let, my stinky piss out
We havent used this exact song, but she has been made to sing "the tinkle song"
[*]Do the previous dare and record it.
This has been audio recorded, videod, and performed live.
[*]Pee in the shower.
[*]Pee while standing on your toes.
[*]Pee while standing on one leg.
[*]Pee up into the air.
[*]Pee while completely naked.
[*]Pee outside.
[*]Pee while completely naked outside.
Sent naked down a dark alley into a piece of wasteground, utterly naked and recorded on video
[*]Pee while completely naked in a pubic toilet.
[*]Pee without touching your genitals at all.
[*]Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised.
[*]Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised, outside.
[*]Pee while fucking yourself with a dildo.
[*]Pee while getting fucked by somebody.
[*]Pee in a sink.
[*]Pee in front of a window.
[*]Record the audio of yourself peeing.
[*]Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear.
[*]Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear for a complete day and keep wearing the underwear that day (24 hours).
[*]Pee while fully clothed.
Indoors and outdoors, standing and sitting, alone and while being watched.
[*]Pee in a diaper and sit in it for 2 hours.
[*]Pee in a diaper while out in public. Your choice how much you pee and where, but there must be at least one other person within eyesight while you do it.
[*]Pee in a bowl.
[*]Pee in a bowl and dunk your face in it for 1 (accumulated) minute. Don't clean for 30 minutes.
[*]Pee on the floor.
[*]Pee on your dinner before eating it.
[*]Pee in a public bathroom of the opposite sex.
[*]Pee while drinking at the exact same time.
[*]Give yourself a golden shower. Make sure to pee over at least your face and upper body. (Attempted, face not reached.)
[*]Let someone else pee directly into your mouth.
I enjoyed this so much I dropped my phone on her head while taking pictures
[*]Drink your own pee.
[*]Drink somebody else's pee.
[*]Pee while talking to someone on the phone.
[*]Pee in a clear plastic bottle. Go for a walk and drink from the bottle while at least one person is within eyesight.
[*]After peeing, smell your pee for at least 5 minutes, taking deep whiffs constantly.
While masturbating to orgasm with her head down the toilet.
[*]Make a video of yourself peeing; must record your piss coming from your pee hole.
[*]Pee with somebody else watching.
[*]Pee somewhere else every time during a day (24 hours).
[*]Hold your pee for as long as you possibly can.
[*]Do not pee until you get permission from someone.


I am sure we will do more soon, so enjoy the reports - are there bonus points for piss tasks you havent thought of?

[WillDares]

Hey, I'm gonna try and do as many of these as possible. I'd like to try and do at least 1 every weekday, non on the weekends though as I am usually busy but who knows.

Anyway, I'm gonna roll a random number generator to decide which to do in order to push myself and have some fun with it. I'll roll for 2 at a time so if i can do 2 in a day they are there and I'll reach roll every time I complete one for the next time.

Here goes, I got 23 and 2. So thats "Pee in front of a mirror looking at yourself peeing; you must look at your piss coming from your pee hole." And "Pee while singing the following out loud:
I'm a little pee slut hear me out
Here's my pee hole crying out
When my bladder fills up hear me shout
It's time, to let, my stinky piss out"

Should be an easy start, will definitely be able to do both of these at once tomorrow.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster

On behalf of IceMaiden, I am going to list the ones she has already accomplished. Some will be commented on, others just left as "done"

Yay!
Thank you for letting me know. You made her do a LOT.

However, there are some that I think call for some more of a report, like:

[*]Pee in a diaper while out in public. Your choice how much you pee and where, but there must be at least one other person within eyesight while you do it.
[*]Pee while talking to someone on the phone.
[*]Pee in a clear plastic bottle. Go for a walk and drink from the bottle while at least one person is within eyesight.

Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster

I am sure we will do more soon, so enjoy the reports - are there bonus points for piss tasks you havent thought of?

No bonus points for becoming the ultimate piss slut as that would put the others at a disadvantage. But I would be interested in knowing them of course.

Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster

[*]Give yourself a golden shower. Make sure to pee over at least your face and upper body. (Attempted, face not reached.)

This doesn't count yet until face has been reached.