What is your opinion on... (quirky edition)

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by ShyExhibitionist

The sex life of flies
Yes, pretty interesting. I'm actually writing a paper about this. Did you know that a male fly can ejaculate 2.3 bong of semen during each intercourse?

No I did NOT know that! I'm suddenly jealous at flies. If I ejaculate it's mostly a dribbling little ruin these days.

[SemiGolfBoy]

1. Snails
   Someone should explain to them that a sidewalk is a dangerous dance floor.
   
2. The orientation of the toilet paper roll
   If you have ever had free-roaming pets you will know why some people make it face inwards.
   
3. 28.7 degrees Celsius / 83.66 degrees Fahrenheit
   I'm partial to 301.85 degrees Kelvin myself.
   
4. The name 'Bob' and uncles being named that
   Why does everyone have an uncle Bob??? Are they nice? Are they truly big happy guys who barbecue things and drink beer and help you out with your garage doors? I'd let Bob fuck me in the tool-shed, I guess. I like those. Bobs. not tool sheds.
   
5. Watching Edward Scissorhands while masturbating
   Sexy helpless thing in a gimp suit? Yes, please! And he's in constant denial. Imagine how much you can edge him. But don't be too cruel, give him that sweet release and watch ecstasy wash over him for the first time.
   
6. Watching deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard
   Why does ShyExhibitionist say he wanted the fruit to be a sofa? You want deer to eat sofas? You monster.
   
7. Wearing bunny ears in combination with a pig tail plug
   and breaking free from the lab.
   
8. The sound 'oink'
   If you add a "b", it changes completely.
   
9. Crawling naked through a field of broken glass with a hippo chasing you
   No problem, as long as I am an ant. Also, the hippo would stop chasing me really, really fast if it was stupid enough to even try, and go bathe its poor feet.
   
10. The sex life of flies
    is the cause of maggots and of more flies, I therefore ban it from this place.

[Jaro]

Your answers made me laugh! @SemiGolfBoy!