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Old 04-26-2015, 11:13 AM   #1
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Talking Dice guided JOI for Males with lots of teasing.

I have been wanting to do this for a very long time, so here goes!

Get Prepared!
This dare will take at least 30 minutes and maybe up to 2 hours, depending on how lucky/unlucky you are and how much time you spend writing your report.
You will need:
  1. One 6 sided die, or an online die.
  2. A metronome site (NOTE: all the way up and back down one time per beat)
  3. A timer
  4. Privacy (and possible sound privacy)
  5. Lube or lotion if you need that for extended wanking
  6. Your favorite porn (images, video, stories, whatever that might be), up and ready to view.
  7. A few ice cubes (note, these may not be needed until the last 3/4 of the dare, so if you are in a very warm environment you may want to grab extra if you don't have a freezer nearby. )

This dare may involve (depending on how you roll):
Lots of teasing, edging, mild ice play, metronome play, possible post orgasm touching, possible mild anal, possible mild denial

Rules:
  1. This will be a lot more fun if you do not read it all ahead of time. I tried to include all of the pertinent information above so you could be surprised every step.
  2. No cumming until you are done (if it lets you!)
  3. No touching during the dare except where and how it tells you to.
  4. Have fun!
  5. While doing the dare, do not read all of the possibilities, just read the one you rolled (it will take up your time and interrupt the fun!)
  6. Write a report, but don’t worry about filling it in while you go, I will give you specific times for that.
  7. If something is in your limits, or you do not have the required item (like ice), re-roll for that step.
  8. Start out completely dressed.


Step 1: Teasing is fun! 5 minutes
First, you are going to need access to your winky, so pull down your pants and undies just below your hips.
Roll a die to decide your first step! Set a timer for 5 minutes and do what the dice choose for 5 minutes:
Spoiler:

1. Use one finger to touch your penis, move it around as much as you want, but you can not touch with more than one finger. Do not stop moving it or stop touching for the entire 5 minutes.
2. Stroke at 60 bpm for the 5 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
3. Touch however you like, but as soon as you get hard, stop touching. As soon as you start to go soft, touch just until you are hard again. Basically you are just touching enough to stay hard.
4. Pull your undies back up and rub and squeeze yourself through your undies for the entire 5 minutes (pull them back down when you are done).
5. Stroke at 75 bpm for the 5 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
6. Pull up the video/picture/story you chose in the beginning. Pull your pants and undies down to your knees. Touch your thighs and legs for the entire 5 minutes, making sure to regularly slightly brush your penis/balls, but never touch them more than that slight brushing. Pretend like it is a girl flirting. :)


Step 2: More teasing is more fun! 4 minutes
Maybe you should pull your pants down to your ankles now? Hmmm? Yes, I think you should!
Roll a die again! Set a timer for 4 minutes and do what the dice choose for 4 minutes:
Spoiler:
1. Use one finger to touch your penis, move it around as much as you want, but you can not touch with more than one finger. Do not stop moving it or stop touching for the entire 4 minutes.
2. Stroke at 60 bpm for the 4 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
3. Touch however you like, but as soon as you get hard, stop touching. As soon as you start to go soft, touch just until you are hard again. Basically you are just touching enough to stay hard.
4. Pull your undies back up and rub and squeeze yourself through your undies for the entire 4 minutes (pull them back down when you are done).
5. Stroke at 75 bpm for the 4 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
6. Pull up the video/picture/story you chose in the beginning. Pull your pants and undies down to your knees. Touch your thighs and legs for the entire 4 minutes, making sure to regularly slightly brush your penis/balls, but never touch them more than that slight brushing. Pretend like it is a girl flirting. :)


Step 3: Better start that report!
I know you want to write up a report for us all, so we know how this is going. But first, take off your shirt. Hit quick reply on the thread, and tell us how it is going so far!
NOTE: You can touch however you want during the typing, and you must touch enough to stay hard the entire time.
Tell us about getting started, what you rolled, how it feels etc.
When you are done writing move on to the next step (don’t post it yet, just save it for later.)
NOTE: If you can’t reply, or are not going to post/send a report, do this step the same, but just type it up for yourself somewhere.

Step 4: Edges are fun too!
Now I think I want you a bit more worked up, so we will do a few edges to get you there. Roll a die to determine how many:
Spoiler:
1. 6 edges
2. 4 edges
3. 5 edges
4. 3 edges
5. 1 edges
6. 6 edges

When you are done with the edges, remove your pants fully (you should be naked now) and move on to the next step.

Step 5: Shenanigans
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
Spoiler:
1. 3 minutes
2. 6 minutes
3. 4 minutes
4. 7 minutes
5. 8 minutes
6. 3 minutes


Second: Roll to see what you will be doing for those minutes:
Spoiler:
1. Count out your strokes out loud (like this: up/down= 1, up/down=2, up/down=3 etc.) Choose your own speed, as long as you can count them. (Make sure to include the final number in the report.) BUT! No breaks. Make sure you pace yourself!
2. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
3. Two handed (down strokes): Make a fist with one hand and slide it down over your penis to the base. When the head of your penis emerges, slide the other hand down in the same way right after it. Repeat this consistently unless you need to take a break (pause the timer if you are taking a break.) You can choose the speed.
4. Metronome set at 150. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
5. Metronome set at 160. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
6. Pull up your video/picture/story. Hold/play with your balls with one hand while stroking with the other. You can not stop or take breaks, only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself!


Before moving on to step 6:
Edge once, then continue writing your report. You can touch as much as you like while you do this, but no getting to an edge. When you are done writing, move on to the next step.
Note: If you are not fully naked at this point (because you didn't take off your shoes/socks?) grab your penis with your right hand, and don't let go until you are fully naked.

Step 6: More shenanigans!
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
Spoiler:
1. 3 minutes
2. 6 minutes
3. 4 minutes
4. 5 minutes
5. 4 minutes
6. 3 minutes


Second: Roll to see what you will be doing for those minutes:
Spoiler:
1. Pull up your video/picture/story. Hold/play with your balls with one hand while stroking with the other. You can not stop or take breaks, only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself!
2. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.
3. Stroke at any speed, keep your eyes closed the entire time. You may not not pause or take breaks, you can only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself! If you accidentally open your eyes: stop, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, restart the timer, and try again!
4. Metronome set at 180 (oh, poor you). (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.
5. Stroke with your non-dominant hand (the one you normally don’t use). You can choose the speed and pressure, but must not stop moving your hand or take breaks, so make sure to pace yourself!
6. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.


Step 7: A challenge
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
Spoiler:
1. 30 seconds
2. 1 minute
3. 2 minutes
4. 1 minutes
5. 3 minutes
6. 30 seconds


Now: Set your timer. Edge once, stop touching and start the timer. You are trying to stay hard without touching yourself at all. You can touch your thighs, legs, stomach, chest, whatever, just not touch anything directly on your penis or balls.

If you succeed: Move on to the next step.
If you fail: Go back to step 5 (do not repeat step 7 again.)

Before you go on to step 8: Keep at least one finger on your penis while you update the report. When you have written enough, move on to the next step.

Step 8: How and When Can you cum?
Roll a die to decide what happens now!
Spoiler:
1. Set a timer for 30 seconds. Set the metronome to 160. Stroke at this speed the entire 30 seconds. If you cum, keep stroking until the 30 seconds are up. If you don’t cum, stop: if you still want to cum, edge once, add 10 seconds, and try again.
2. You can cum when you like, as long as you only use 2 fingers to touch.
3. Lucky! cum however and whenever you want as long as you have something in your butt (a pen, a finger, anything)!
4. You must wait at least 1 hour before you can cum (and then can only cum standing up).
5. Edge 5 more times, use the ice in between each edge over your cock and balls until you are soft. After the 5th edge, ice down one more time, and then you may cum.
6. You have 5 minutes from reading this to cum, you must cum while on your hands (or hand lol) and knees.


Now, finish up your report and post it! Thank you so much for trying my dare.
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Old 04-26-2015, 01:48 PM   #2
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This task sounds soooooooo good.

Will do in about 1-2 hours time!

Looking forward to do it.
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This task sounds soooooooo good.

Will do in about 1-2 hours time!

Looking forward to do it.
YAY! I hope you enjoy it! Please let us know how it went!
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YAY! I hope you enjoy it! Please let us know how it went!
Ye, I will. I'll also have someone watching probably, so you can trust me to be honest.

Soooooo excited
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YAY I got my first report! With his permission, I am posting it anonymously with some minor editing It is such a good report I thought I should share!

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I just began this dare and so far it is incredibly frustrating!

I was anxious to get started a soon I could. I read the rules and became very excited. Metronomes... timers... ice.... All have the potential to lead to a lot of pleasure or a lot of frustration.

As was suggested, I did not read ahead and I only read the outcomes that I rolled. This was 95% out of a submissive desire to dutifully do exactly as I am told, and maybe 5% out of a selfish desire to leave some mystery in this challenge so I can do it again later and be surprised.

At first I rolled a six.
I immediately knew I was going to be frustrated quickly since there is no direct touching. I pulled up a particularly fun new tumblr that I recently discovered and slowly went through the images. My left hand brushed my thighs continuously, and my right took only occasional, brief breaks to scroll down to new posts or open the next page. I was already hard, and no had trouble maintaining a stiff erection even though there was no direct contact. Each time I lightly brushed past my balls, my cock gave a small, involuntary twitch.

When my five minutes was up, I eagerly rolled again, excited that I might finally be able to do some touching or stroking. I rolled a 3! While I did get to touch it was only enough to keep it hard. This four minutes went by fairly quickly, but it was still frustrating. I only had to touch twice, each time for just a few strokes to stay stiff. At the end I was (and even now am) still hard. I small bead of precum had formed on the tip.

I am excited. I am eager. I can't wait to continue! I am dying to do some real touching and stroking, and I am really hoping I get to cum. I have a sneaking suspicion that I be left desperate and stiff at the end of this...

Now back to the challenge.
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When I saw step four was about edging I quickly became very excited and a bit nervous. I knew this would make sweat. There is something about getting right to the edge and stopping just shy of the tipping point... its indescribably intense. In that moment, its as if nothing else matters. Its a few moments of temporary insanity when, with all your being you desperately want one thing. And you have to let it go before you have it. That can be hard enough to do one time. I had a hunch that the numbers of edges I would have to do might be a bit higher than "one" though.

I guessed correctly. I rolled a 4, which entitled me to three edges. I quickly got started. I decided to do what I call 'Happy Me edges" :P. Normally, when I edge I leave myself a tiny buffer. I get very very close to cumming, but I stop when I am about 5 seconds of stroking away so that I don't go over accidentally. With "Happy Me edges" I go until I think I am just one or two strokes away. This is even more difficult than a normal edge and results in curled toes, an arched back, some sweating, and a lot of frustration.

It only took me about 2 minutes to reach the first edge. I slowed and held it for a brief moment, then, against the protests of my body I stopped all stimulation and let it subside. It took about 20 seconds before I felt comfortable to touch again. Even then it took less than a minute to work up to the second edge. After a few more desperate moments, that one subsided. To be safe, I gave myself a good minute to recover then started the third. I let out a frustrated sound, somewhere between a sigh and a moan when reluctantly stopped stimulation and slumped back into my chair.

Next came Step five. Mercifully I rolled a 1, which meant the task would last only 3 minutes. (I did not intend to look, but I couldn't help but notice at least a few of the other options were longer. When I rolled for my task, I got a five: 160 bpm on a metronome.

I was very happy with this task. I love metronome play, but have not done it in a long time. I quickly tried to change mindsets from one of getting to the edge to one of staying away from it. I pulled up my metronome and settled in for a long 3 minutes.

The pace was fast, but not unbearable. Having done fairly extensive metronome training in the past, I new If I stayed focused I could complete the task without stopping. I closed my eyes and followed along to the beat.

For the first minute or so I felt good. I was focused and not building toward an edge. I faltered only once. For a moment I though of some of my previous metronome play sessions and I got too excited. I manage to get myself under control though, and continued without stopping or missing a beat.

When I opened my eyes, I had about 30 seconds left on the clock. I decided to switch to my left hand. This was a mistake. Something about using my left hand was much more intense. Perhaps it was the slight curve of my cock, or maybe its that the left side of the head isn't usually stimulated when I use my right hand. It felt much more intense and sensitive. Despite trying to stay focuses, I quickly started building toward an edge. The clock sounded just in the nick of time; I would have probably had to stop in the next 15 seconds.

Reading the last instructions, it was no trouble at all for me to work to another edge before this report. Using my left hand, I stroked for just a few moments and reached my 4th edge of the task.

Writing this report, I've only had to stroke 4 or five times, and only for a couple moments to stay stiff and dripping. I am really starting to feel the desperation tug at me. I know that if I do not get to cum during this task, I will be extremely horny all afternoon. Already I can feel my balls tightening up as they always do after denial. My mind is quickly getting drawn towards sub space. I am starting to feel all gooey. I am eager to continue.
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I feel very mushy. I really want to blow but know that I might not be allowed to. In a vicious cycle of positive feedback, that thought only further excites me, which makes me more mushy and desperate.

I rolled a 4 and a 1 during step 6. 5 minutes of continuous stroking and playing with my tight balls. Since i knew I wouldn't have a hand to scroll with, i abandoned the tumblr for a video to watch.

I wanted to chose something I would enjoy. I might have bee a bit too successful when i settled on a compilation of femdom ruined orgasms.

The video was intense. The actor consistently shot about 5 seconds after his mistress stopped stroking him. Despite the lack of stimulation, each load was huge, with 7 or 8 full, powerful spurts. The volume he produced made it clear he must not have cum in a while, and he was probably teased or edged thoroughly before each shot.

Seeing orgasm after orgasm was tough when i knew i couldn't cum. Like watching someone else enjoy icecream on a hot day, i was left licking my lips as my hunger intensified.

I knew i had to pace myself, so i stroked very slowly (maybe 60 bpm) for the duration. During the last minute, i felt an edge slowly building up, but i managed to hold off until the timer sounded.

The next edge was very easy to achieve but very tough to endure. I rolled a six, so i only had to maintain my erection for 30 seconds. I did this easily without needing to touch any part of me. Just for kicks, i decided to see if i could go longer. I thought about previous instances when your instructions had left me naked and stiff, twitching and dripping. After 3 minutes with no signs of my stiffness subsiding, I continued on to this report.

I am very very anxious to see when and if and how I get to cum. I would write more, but this evil one handed typing is quite slow and very challenging. I will continue when I have both hands.
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Final report:
I rolled a 4

This is both very good news and very frustrating news. I do get to cum, which I am extremely thankful for, but not for an hour.

The timer has already been started. I know this will be a tough hour, filled with pacing tightening down there, and frequently checking the clock. I know I am close, but I am also so far away.

Still I am very grateful. I could easily have gotten stuck with something else and not been able to cum at all. I know relief is on the horizon, even if it is an agonizing 3600 seconds away.

I really enjoyed this dare (and I will really really be enjoying it about 59 minutes from now). This was quite fun, and it made me quite happy.

I am glad you made this. Thank you for posting it. I really hope you will do more.
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You might want to mention that the ice is only needed for the end tasks and so probably would melt before they were needed unless they had a freezer on hand for them
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You might want to mention that the ice is only needed for the end tasks and so probably would melt before they were needed unless they had a freezer on hand for them
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I did this task.
Report will come tomorrow. Have to sleep now, me is tired.

Was a lot fun!
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Hi, so I saw this dare earlier today, and as You are one of my favorite posters here, I couldn't wait to do this. It was very tempting to look at the spoilers, but I refrained. When I returned home from dinner I began the dare, I was wearing khaki shorts, gray boxer-briefs, and a light blue t-shirt.

I gathered everything needed, opened up the tabs on my browser, and rolled a 3 in step one. I set the timer, and stroked until I was hard, but found it difficult to stop, as I really wanted to continue at least till just an edge. During the 5 minutes I would say I probably started/stopped 5 or 6 times, just lightly stroking enough to stay hard. I must confess that I broke the rule about not reading the other possibilities for this roll, as curiosity got the best of me. Of course I will accept punishment for this transaction if necessary.

After the 5 minutes were complete I pulled my shorts and undies down to my ankle as requested. I was sitting on my sofa and had my feet propped up on the table in front of me, with the laptop in my lap just below my cock and balls. I rolled a 4 in step 2, meaning I had to pull my undies back up and rub/squeeze through them for minutes. Admittedly I did more rubbing than squeezing, and sort of grabbed my cock through the fabric as I tried to stroke. Again, during this time, I admit that I looked at the other options. I did not reach the edge, but I did produce some precum making a small wet spot on my undies. As instructed, I pulled the undies back down to my ankles.

In following step 3, I removed my shirt and began typing this report. I like to report on dares that I do, but normally do so in a more private manner, and while I realize that was an option, my interpretation of the dare was that it was preferred to post it here, so that's what I'm doing. So, as I've been typing this, I've stopped after each paragraph to briefly stroke my cock so that it remains hard. So, I'm currently sitting here with my shorts and undies around my ankles and otherwise naked. I'm 5'11, 155 lbs, fairly hairy chest/stomach, average build. I'm really horny now and excited about the possibilities for the rest of the dare.

In step 5 I rolled a 3 which meant 5 edges. It took me a few minutes to reach the first couple of edges, but the next came pretty fast. My cock was hard and throbbing and leaking a lot of precum. I felt a little silly jerking off and edging with my pants/undies still around my ankles, but very turned on. After the edges I got completely naked as instructed.

For step 5 I rolled a 5 and a 6, so that meant 8 minutes of stroking and fondling my balls while watching my favorite porn. I had not pulled up the porn in the beginning, as I really don't have a "favorite" porn. Sometimes I like femdom porn, other times I like wam/messy, sometimes I'm into girl on girl stuff. For this, I decided to search for cumshot compilation videos on youporn, and found a 13 minute video to watch. So I set the timer for 8 minutes and started watching the video and stroked VERY slowly as I knew it would be a challenge. Some parts of the vid were especially hot, particularly the cum swapping portions, and I naturally started stroking a little faster. I managed to not cum, but my cock was throbbing and nearly completely covered in precum by the time the timer went off. As instructed, I then edged, which came very quickly as I was already pretty close to the edge, then continued writing this report. I'm super excited to see what step 6 shenanigans has in store...

For step 6, I rolled a 5 and 6, so that meant 4 minutes stroking at 170 bpm. I couldn't set the metronome on 170 for some reason, so I did 168 bpm. I used a very light grip hoping to avoid the edge, but I had to stop with 48 seconds left. I used the ice which was very cold, but didn't do much to settle me down. After rubbing the ice cube over my cock and balls I restarted the metronome and finished up, already very close to the edge.

For the step 7 challenge I rolled a 5, which meant 3 minutes of trying to stay hard without touching. Again, I looked at the other options and realized I didn't have the best of luck here. In any event, I jerked quickly to the edge, set the timer for 3 minutes, and double-checked the rules to make sure I didn't miss anything. I saw nothing prohibiting me from watching porn during this time, so I watched the remainder of the aforementioned video. I also licked my fingers and rubbed/pinched my nipples while occasionally running my fingers over my upper thighs during this time. I alternated between fantasizing about being watched and controlled by You and being in the video I was watching. I managed to stay erect throughout the 3 minutes, although I wasn't 100% hard, probably more like 80%.

With utmost anticipation I rolled for step 8, and got 3. I read the other options again, and as someone who despises anal, I'm not sure I would say this roll was "lucky." I have a small butt plug that I used, I lubed it up with astroglide and slowly inserted it. It felt uncomfortable and gross. I sat back down with the plug in my ass and stroked to orgasm, which only took a minute or so. I came all over my stomach, and immediately removed the butt plug and finished typing this report. I'm still naked with cum drying on my stomach.

Thanks for the awesome dare!
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atownesq: That report was AMAZING. There really are no words to do it justice, I just wanted you to know that I greatly appreciated it and will probably read it quite a few times. Thank you so much for the excellent report and for trying my dare!
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You KNOW I'm going to have to try this right? Just as soon as I free myself from my other 'obligation'.
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Old 04-26-2015, 09:52 PM   #12
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You KNOW I'm going to have to try this right? Just as soon as I free myself from my other 'obligation'.
YAY! I know that report is going to be amazing-sauce!!!
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Old 04-27-2015, 02:29 AM   #13
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First off, thank you sir for this wonderful dare! *whimpers* I'm already having a hard time with it, but it's so hot! THANK YOU! It's also wonderful to come across a mystery tease that gives you an idea of what it contains without giving everything away - some I'm afraid to try because they may be too extreme; this, I knew what I was getting into somewhat without it ruining the surprises!

For my first roll, I rolled a 1. I'm *really* horny, and it's amazing how good a single finger can feel. I watched a favorite porn (a twink BDSM scene from Helix) and teased myself the entire 5 minutes with a finger, occasionally letting some drool drip from my mouth to my cock when I needed more lubrication. I swear I could probably cum from this is given long enough (and cumming from being very lightly teased/tickled is a major fetish for me...I've actually cum from a partner very slowly, very gently stroking/almost tickling my cock, and I love it cuz it makes me feel like such a little sissy and is so embarassing but feels sooOo good). But I did come close a few times during this first 5 minutes!

For my second roll, it got harder and I got a 2. 60bpm may not be enough for a lot of guys to get off, but it's the perfect speed for me, and the porn scene I was watching was super hot, so I only made it a little over 2 minutes before almost losing it! I saved myself from cumming by stopping and reset the timer for 2 minutes, which was more time than I had left - I rounded up to the next whole minute as a sort of punishment. [You don't say in this section what to do if you are going to cum, so I came up with what happens next and did the best I could - adding instructions to the dare would be welcome for easy cummers like me. ^.^]. I tried again and failed within the first minute (really, really close to cumming this time...I even leaked a little at the tip, but not quite a ruined orgasm thankfully)...and this happened two more times...each time resetting me to the full two minutes (promised I'd get through a whole minute before letting myself down the counter to 1 min). The third time it happened, I decided to let the timer count down before trying again. I still had to stop one more time, but after waiting for the countdown again, I was able to make it. I'm so sorry I'm such a cum-needy sissy boy, and feel free to punish me if you deem it appropriate, but I tried really hard to be a good boy for you (and ended up making the dare harder by edging several times and stroking a lot more in the end than I would have otherwise).

Now I'm typing up this report half naked with my pants around my ankles and a lubed up hardon I keep playing with, not to mention an extremely sticky keyboard to type on from the lube. I've started to go soft a few times - sorry again sir - but I have kept hard the majority of typing this. I hope you find my efforts pleasing despite my weaknesses; again, please punish me if you feel it necessary.

Now, to continue my report... Next, I rolled a 2. That means four edges...certainly doable. These were still difficult - leaked a bit on the first three but not on the fourth. (I have a very hard time edging without leaking, and I'm not sure why...if I don't get that close, I don't feel like I'm edging, but I'm trying to back off just a bit.) Then I lost count, so ended up doing at least four and I honestly think five... Felt so good...I need to cum so badly!

Here's where it gets to pure torture. I rolled 4, which means 7 minutes...then I rolled 2, which means 170 bpm on the metronome (can't get the one included to work, so I'm using an alternate one)! This was fucking CRAZY... I can't tell you how many times I edged and had to stop the counter...but it's definitely in the double digits. I'm guessing 12 or 13... Leaked during one of the last ones and that came REALLY close to a ruined orgasm, but I think I avoided it. I did catch myself touching a tiny bit in between timer pauses, but stopped every time I realized - I'm sorry, sir...as always, punishment is at your discretion.

At least I did remove my socks, so I don't have to do the cock holding humiliation. =oP This dare is rough but so much fun!

One thing I have been noting. I do *MUCH BETTER* with dares here than, say, Milovana teases, and I think it's because I feel more accountable and obligated to report to and please the dare maker. I really like that. If this was a random web tease, I probably would have cum by now and not punished myself (or given myself a weak punishment). But here I feel obligated to succeed for you, sir, or report if I fail and be at your mercy!

Now here I sit writing the report still horny as fuck and scared of what's next. Restroom break and onto the next part... I really hope I earn an orgasm... I need it, badly!

Oh my God... So I rolled a 2...6 minutes...and then I rolled a 5...poor me is right...metronome at 180! I almost cried. lol. All I can say is, THANK YOU for the ice instruction! It saved my ass (and felt amazing too)! I was able to complete all 6 minutes with only 3 edges as the ice strokes really calmed me down for a good 1 to 1 and a half minutes each time...ice works wonders on me apparently! It was intense and I made sure I got my whole cock and balls good with the ice stroking, but the relief from so many edges was actually something I was very thankful for!

Then I rolled a 1. I was nervous about this, as I'm weird - when I edge a lot (and this may be a new record!), I actually get to a point where I have a hard time staying hard! Don't get me wrong - I'm still horny as fuck, still need to cum soOOo badly, but keeping an erection becomes difficult...I think it's almost a situation where I'm so pent up my cock and prostate doesn't know what to do anymore. I also lose erections when anxious, so that doesn't help. I got lucky with the 30 seconds tho', so I was hopeful...but alas, I only made it around 20 before I deflated. =(

NOOOOO! Back to step 5? Seriously! I almost cried some more...

Finally a little bit of luck. Roll of 1, so only 3 minutes, and roll of 5, metronome set to 160. I can deal with this. Still hit 5 edges or so and stopping (some leaking), but I made it through. My cock actually is a bit sore and soft at the moment, but man do I need to cum...I'm playing with it on and off to get it hard and letting it soften again, then repeating a few times as I write this.

Writing this report with one hand is torture - can't help but jack it with the other because I'm sooOoo horny!

Rolled a 3 for 4 minutes and a 5 to stroke at my pace and pressure with my non-dominant hand. This felt amazing, but I paced myself well - no edges. still jacking with that hand while typing this!

Now, here's hoping I can cum soon!

YAY! I got to cum! THANK YOU! I rolled a 1 to set the timer to 30 seconds, and another 1 to stroke at 160 bpm for my time and cum during that time. Well with the pressure, the first time I got close but failed. So I had to edge and add 10 seconds to the timer. Now I was right on the edge with a 40 second countdown...EVIL, but post-orgasm torture is another huge fetish for me, so I loved it! I came within the first 10 seconds (felt amazing...very little came out, but that's normal after I edge THAT many times for some reason), then had to endure 30 seconds or so of cock torture... It was pure hellish with how oversensitive and sore I am, but I made it (thankfully before peeing - too much post-orgasm torture has a tendency to cause an involuntary loss of bladder control), and I'm excited I completed the dare! I'm sure I'll need to cum a few times before I sleep and continue to be horny, another side effect of edging so fuckin' much... Sometimes after an experience like this (lots of edging and then cumming with hardly anything coming out), I actually cum more the second and third times...it's just a weird characteristic of my biology I think; up to a certain point, edging makes me cum harder that first time, but then if edging continues too long, I get so backed up I need multiple orgasms to clear out my system!

Final thoughts - this dare is brilliant! It took me longer than expected (we're pushing 2 hours!), but that's not a bad thing! All of the steps (at least the ones I got; I tried not to peek at everything) are entirely possible and doable (unlike some dares where the requirements are so outlandish it's not fun to me), but it's still completely *evil* in places. I also love how writing the report is incorporated right into the dare; this was novel, fun, and writing about it served to make me even hornier. It's the stickiest this keyboard has ever been, by far! (It cleaned up decently well, though I can still feel a bit of it ^.^). I also love how it's not a chastity-heavy dare - the one section I did peek at was the cum section...not in detail but just to see if it had many "no cumming" options (thankfully not or I might have passed on it)...because dares that tease you senseless without letting you cum just aren't my thing as I'm a cum junkie (I'd much rather multiple orgasms or post-orgasm torture or any manner of evil than not cumming at all).

Thank you so much for a great dare! I already feel the need to cum again creeping up thanks to the crazy amount of edges backing me up - gotta empty those balls (I promise to cum at least twice more before sleep) and clear that prostate tonight!

If you feel anything I did is deserving of punishment, please feel free to punish me as you desire. Also, if you liked this report and want me to write another for you, you may dare me to repeat this dare, and I gladly will be obligated to, sir, as soon as I'm able.

Thank you again! This was awesome! I hope to see more of your dares in the future, because they rock!
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Step 1: Teasing is fun! 5 minutes
First, you are going to need access to your winky, so pull down your pants and undies just below your hips.
Roll a die to decide your first step! Set a timer for 5 minutes and do what the dice choose for 5 minutes:

6. Pull up the video/picture/story you chose in the beginning. Pull your pants and undies down to your knees. Touch your thighs and legs for the entire 5 minutes, making sure to regularly slightly brush your penis/balls, but never touch them more than that slight brushing. Pretend like it is a girl flirting.


--> uuuuuuuuuuuum


Step 2: More teasing is more fun! 4 minutes
Maybe you should pull your pants down to your ankles now? Hmmm? Yes, I think you should!
Roll a die to decide your first step! Set a timer for 4 minutes and do what the dice choose for 4 minutes:

3. Touch however you like, but as soon as you get hard, stop touching. As soon as you start to go soft, touch just until you are hard again. Basically you are just touching enough to stay hard.

--> hell of course

Step 3: Better start that report!
already began

Step 4: Edges are fun too!
Now I think I want you a bit more worked up, so we will do a few edges to get you there. Roll a die to determine how many:

1. 6 edges

--> hard not to cum in such situation but I succeeded

Step 5: Shenanigans
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
2. 6 minutes
3. Two handed (down strokes): Make a fist with one hand and slide it down over your penis to the base. When the head of your penis emerges, slide the other hand down in the same way right after it. Repeat this consistently unless you need to take a break (pause the timer if you are taking a break.) You can choose the speed.

Before moving on to step 6: Edge once, then continue writing your report. You can touch as much as you like while you do this, but no getting to an edge. When you are done writing, move on to the next step.
Note: If you are not fully naked at this point (because you didn't take off your shoes/socks?) grab your penis with your right hand, and don't let go until you are fully naked. --> sure I do and I am

Step 6: More shenanigans!
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
1. 3 minutes
3. Stroke at any speed, keep your eyes closed the entire time. You may not not pause or take breaks, you can only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself! If you accidentally open your eyes: stop, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, restart the timer, and try again!

Step 7: A challenge
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:
3. 2 minutes

--> I succeeded so went to step8



Step 8: How and When Can you cum?
Roll a die to decide what happens now!
4. You must wait at least 1 hour before you can cum (and then can only cum standing up).


--> I did ! wow such a realease !

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WolfpupNX: WOW that report was so amazing to read! I read it so many times! I am impressed at your determination during step 2, really really impressed. I added a bit of ice to that part in case more guys like you come along. Thanks for the added info!
Your endurance was incredible, and the report was wonderful, however:
I am a woman! You called me Sir throughout the whole thing, so I think you should do the dare one more time and call me Happy instead of Sir for the second report.
Thank you so much for doing my dare, and for writing up your report so wonderfully, I think I probably read it about 5 times and I do greatly appreciate it.
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