Old 06-21-2019, 10:22 PM   #3646
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I wish I could get a haircut from a famous female celebrity.
Granted, but she is famous as an actress, not as a hairdresser. In fact, she has never done a haircut before, and the result is AWFUL. But hey, she was happy to get the opportunity to try it, because it had always been on her bucket list.

I wish I could turn back time.
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Old 06-22-2019, 01:08 AM   #3647
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yes, do it : wear like a six years old child

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Old 06-22-2019, 06:06 PM   #3648
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Granted but your locked in chastity immediately after orgasm forever!

I wish my chastity cage was more comfortable.
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Old 06-22-2019, 11:41 PM   #3649
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I wish my chastity cage was more comfortable.
It's now very comfortable, because your body grew together with the cage, so that it became a part of you. But that means that it can't ever come off.

I wish that a domme would capture me and have me locked away in a cage or cell.
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Old 06-23-2019, 06:34 PM   #3650
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I wish that a domme would capture me and have me locked away in a cage or cell.
Granted, but the Domme in question is 3 time heavyweight champion Stone Cold Steve Austin, and you are, in fact, locked in the wrastling cage of the 1993 Cage grudge match between him and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Heavyweight champion Stone cold Steve Austin is delighted to have you in their service, and regularly gives you small treats after taking tackles from The Rock instead of them.

I wish I could touch my nose with my tongue.
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Old 06-24-2019, 08:20 PM   #3651
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Granted, but now you have a very long, very droopy nose that is absurd to most onlookers, but hey, at least you can touch it with your tongue.

I wish I could marry both a male and a female who would also be married to each other.
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Old 06-29-2019, 09:33 PM   #3652
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I wish I could marry both a male and a female who would also be married to each other.
Granted, but they are so lost in each other, that they keep forgetting, that they are also married to you.

I wish I had a slave girl here, right now
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Old 07-01-2019, 09:50 AM   #3653
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Granted, but she isn't yours and she doesn't have to listen to a thing you say.

I wish I had a full wardrobe of crossdressing clothes that fit me.
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Old 07-07-2019, 10:55 PM   #3654
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Granted but you had to buy them all yourself and are now poor.

I wish my ass could fit bigger dildos.
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Old 07-08-2019, 12:21 AM   #3655
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Granted, but with each dildo growing in size, your ass will permanently be the size of the biggest dildo used.

I wish I had more money to buy more toys.
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I wish I had more money to buy more toys.

Granted, but now you have less money to buy groceries.

This is also known as being an adult.

I wish I always said the right thing in every situation.
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Old 07-11-2019, 12:26 AM   #3657
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I wish I always said the right thing in every situation.
Granted, you always say the right thing, even when it would have been better to shut up.

I wish that my home could clean itself.
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Old 07-11-2019, 12:50 AM   #3658
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granted, but you'll always have trouble finding your things again. your home cleans up in a different way everytime

i wish i had passed my exams
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:02 AM   #3659
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Granted. You passed your exams, but the person sitting on your right copied all your answers word for word, so both of you got disqualified. Have fun re-taking your exams.

I wish we would discover life under the icy crust of Europa during my lifetime.
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:28 AM   #3660
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Granted. The lifeform is an alien virus that has the effect of making all straight men instiably hungry for sucking cock and eating cum.

I wish I was totally immune to all STDs.
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