The corrupted wish game.

[Amelie]

Ok, the idea of this game is that you grant the wish of the person above you but you also put a negative twist on it. A curse so to speak.

For instance;

Player 1: I wish I could take a holiday in the Bahamas

Player 2: Wish granted although you have to spend your holiday with Hitler.. awkward!

Make sure you make your own wish as well as granting one or else the game wont work.


I will start. I wish I could have the next week off school.

[BettyBoop]

Wish granted, a week off school but you can't leave your room.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[interesting]

Wish granted: you win a million dollars, but it's all taken away in backtaxes!

I wish I could travel in time to when I was younger and experiment things I failed to experience back then.

[vivala_dare]

wish granted but you have no use of your penis but to pee out of it.

I wish for a good book?

[Bloxo]

I send you a copy of the Iliad, but it's in it's original Greek.

I wish I had a successful job!

[Komodo Jones]

Wish granted, you have a successful job but it's on an island in the middle of nowhere.

I wish that my college professors were less sadistic.

[cheese101]

You can teleport but only after you kill ten people and then only half of the time you teleport to you get to the place you want to get. the other times you get trapped in a tube and have to wait for someone else to show up.


I wish this wish couldn't get messed up

[Anjelen]

Wish granted, but now noone can remember what you wished for in the first place so your cleverness gets defeated by ignorance.

I wish i had better luck

[Kitten]

Granted, but the luck of everybody around you will be gone ._.
They'll hurt themselves constantly, and lose their stuff or get mugged.

I wish I wouldnt lose my panties all the time D:

[overlord]

wish granted they are now perminantly attached

i wish i could do a tripple bakflip

[Kitten]

Granted. You can do it. Its just the landing where you break your neck.

I wish my itch would be gone.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Your hands take on a life of their own, and tap out the story at blurring speed. The unnaturally rapid movement wear down your finger joints leaving your hands crippled for life. The short story is terrible, and uses the word "moist" 17 times in one paragraph. The critics tear you apart. Both Tic Tacs and Donald Trump sue you simultaneously for libel, bankrupting you. But yeah, the story is done

I wish it will be sunny and warm tomorrow in Baden-Wuerttemberg.

[Wolf007]

Granted. It didn't take much of an effort by the way since apparently "the (almost) allways sunny" weather is allmost a guarantee over there.

Because of the obvious warm and sunny weather in Baden-Wuerttemberg,
you end the day with a hike at the black forest. After about 5 kilometers, you find yourself completely lost. (you should have stayed on the path, but...)

Suddenly your environment turns upside-down and you get launched in a tree by your leg. You just stepped in a hidden trap, intended for the bear who was spotted last week (yes, after many years). Luckily there's no sign of this flesh-hungry animal, so you start screaming. Unfortunately this attracts the several wild boar packs who are on the hunt for food.

When the arrive, you laugh at them because they can't reach you up there, hanging in the tree. Too bad you don't pay attention to the squirrels who are biting the rope...


I wish next week is less boring than last week.



Ps: thanks for pointing out my major China-Japan mix up! At least you DID eat some monkey while in China.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Next week, while Obama is in Peru, Trump takes over the White House in a coup, as he is impatient to take over power, and orders the air force to shoot down Air Force One as it enters US air space. Taking advantage of the confusion, Kim Jong Un launches a cross border invasion of South Korea. Mistakenly thinking that Tokyo is the capital of North Korea (and insisting he knows better than the generals) Trump orders full scale nuclear retaliation. As Japan is nuked for the third time by the Americans, Godzilla finally wakes up and lays waste to the West coast. Putin annexes the Baltics. Oh, and a micro black hole crashes in to the sun, unleashing an X8 class solar flare right at Earth, completely frying it. Exciting stuff, huh?

I wish I could get a massage today. My shoulders are killing me.

PS: nice research on that previous wish. Although, don't be misled by what the Baden-Wuerttemberg tourist bureau posts on their website - those bastards lie. Why do you think this region has the highest number of inventors in the world? Because people have nothing else to do while sitting at home because of the rain or wind or snow. I mean, why else would someone come up with the idea for a cuckoo clock or a match stick, for instance, let alone those abominations called automobiles?

[hornyyoungslut]

Granted but the masseuse was quite inexperienced so she dislocated both shoulders in the process.

I wish I has more Jamaician beef patties.