An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

[iSpuds]

Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.

(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. )

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
25. Have you ever been in jail?
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

[Jaro]

Okay I will put aside my shame and vow to answer all of these, without looking at the questions up front. (Unless the answer would reveal anything identifying about me)

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, I remember one time that I started to pee before I took it out, thus peeing all over my pants. Fortunately I was at home but I did have my mom visiting. She just laughed about it and shrugged.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Not that I recall.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not caught, no.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No. Well my sister did once find porn pics on my computer and told my mom about it, does that count.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No. Are my answers starting to bore you?
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Not that I recall.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Not that I recall.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Not that I recall.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Something like that. I had my debit card not working or I forgot to bring my money. Nothing embarrassing about this I think.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No. Really, it is the truth. I am so boring to the outside world.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Most likely, but I can't recall.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Yes I have. It was indeed embarrassing but I really can't recall to who and what it was about. Sorry.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No, but since I am a sub to Miss Butterfly, I did actually almost call a female colleague 'Miss' on chat. I have to really take heed of that.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes I have. I think it was in an airport toilet somewhere.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My porn pics collection, the extreme ones in particular. IF they can actually find them. They are hidden under a second windows account so they should have to crack the password or access them some other way. They are more likely to find my toy collection which is now ever growing. That would be embarrassing but since I'm dead, I would not care about that.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No. I sometimes wanted to share nude pictures. I still do. I am not embarrassed about sharing them with select people. But the problem is indeed that everything that comes on the internet you can never get back. So I probably never will.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Not that I recall.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Not that I recall.
25. Have you ever been in jail? I have visited Alcatraz, does that count?
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yeah, zipper down. But I didn't think that's such a big deal. I still wear underwear and you can still not actually peek inside so easily with the zipper down.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? No, but I have it happen to me while I was pooping. That was pretty embarrassing.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No, how can that happen?
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Oh yes. My English teacher. She was deemed a bitch by many and I get what they meant. She ruled the class with an iron fist. But she was still a good person, I respected her, she looked gorgeous and I loved her.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No. But I do think Yennefer and Triss Merigold of The Wither computer game series are gorgeous. But I don't think they count as cartoon characters since they are very realistic.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yeah, quite a few times. Annoying indeed but not the worst of embarrassment.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? I never tried that on a first date so no.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yeah, because they forgot to take off that alarm triggering thingy. Their mistake, not mine.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? On my nose sometimes. That is never annoying and unappealing since my nose is already quite big in the first place. I really don't want to have any added attention to it.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? By my zipper you mean? Yeah. But that can't happen no more since Miss has decided I should shave it all off.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yeah. And in Miss' butt crack too. It's very very annoying.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes. That happens sometimes at home which is particularly annoying when I have diarrhea. But since I live alone it's not embarrassing. In public I think it happened once and since then I always check up front if there is any.

Thank you for the questions. I had fun answering them but as you see, I haven't had many embarrassing moments.

[Doux et vivant]

It is ones like these that maybe I realize I am boring.

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes, I was a small child and the teacher refused to let me go use the bathroom insisting I was faking it. I definitely was non.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I have not.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Non really, I have spoken about it with my mother, but that is another thing.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?maybe?
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Hm. I collect small rubber ducks? And I maybe play random pc games
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No
25. Have you ever been in jail? Maybe almost, but getting out of zip ties is easy
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes I ripped my pants and was walking around and didn't know why I was getting many whistles. It was a large rip and I like lacy panties. It was funny later.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?many times, why don't people lock things?
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes but they translated something I say wrong so maybe it is the fault on them
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Never
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes I am very clumsy
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Haha no check first

[SeriousAutmn]

Originally Posted by iSpuds

Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.

(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. )

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No, except those 2-3 drops that always go into the pants
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No, same as 1
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Kinda.. I was nude and my mother came home from the groceries. But I was behind the kitchen door and was like: NOOO DONT COME IN! I JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER!!! Well, she politely waited outside until I was in my room
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Hm, again my mother. A long time ago, when I was still innocent, I thought it would be fun tying my leg to the bed. So I did and it excited me. My mum came in and just smiled..
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
NO!
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Almost, I could always hide under the blanket lol.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yeah in school during break. But just a friend heard it and didnt make a big deal.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No, thank god.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
HAHAHA NO
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Once I miscalculated, but it was just one item that had to be left there..
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Only 1 or 2 steps.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Of course, several times. Some of them led to nice things, some led to discussions..
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, and I dont usually talk bad behind someone's back.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Almost sent a voice message but I could delete it before it was sent
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yeah, at home we had some issues with the pipes. Outside once, but it managed itself after some minutes.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A thong that belongs to a date, scrumbled up in my drawer..
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
None that I know of
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
All the time when having a crush. Isn't that part of the fun?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No, I am usually righ when I argue with an authority figure.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Those things happen.. Once in school there was that bitch that I hated and she hated me. I sat on the floor, class was waiting for the teacher. My legs apart. She mentioned I had a hole in my crotch. I thought she would make fun and refused to take a look. Later in class I felt that she was right hahaha.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
My sister never locked the door...
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yeah, my ex hahaha.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No serious one. There were 1 or 2 hot teachers, though.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Not cartoon, but anime: Nami from one piece. And Sakura from Naruto.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah once but everybody did because of a software problem.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Thankfully not
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

No, I always make sure there's toilet paper before I start

[AbusiveMaster]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Nope

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Nope

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Passed out drunk and naked on the bathroom floor, found by dad.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Thankfully not

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not in detail.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Does it count if I knew they were married and did it anyway?

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My parents, no. Her parents, yes.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Caught suggests I cared. I have done it, often.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
I have nervous bowels. When I get nervous, I fart... so every date.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Oh hell yes. Often by myself "Oh damn, do you smell that?"

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yup, though more grocery shopping, trying to work out what items to return.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Not that I remember.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Once. And it was the very last time I spoke behind someones back. I liked the person and I was being cruel for no reason. It was a reality check.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Several times.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Surprisingly not, though I have had a few that wont flush.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/a

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A toss up between my computer and an envelope containing Icy's pubic hair.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Unwanted? No. Plenty out there though.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Every single time.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Hasnt everyone?

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No, but I have been arrested a few times.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Several times

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Well having 4 kids and calling them all "darling" I have found myself calling random people darling.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
My teacher when I was 14. HE wasnt impressed to be called mum.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Religious Education, I was 14. Damn she was ... be back later.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Outside of adult hentai, no.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Hasnt everyone?

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Most of them. Thanks for bringing it up, I am now depressed.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
See question 25.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but they forgot to remove tags.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not really.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Pubic hair, no. Foreskin... I dont want to talk about it.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes and no. I scratched it anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Several times. Hate it when that happens.

[Iodine]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?

Probably, im not entirley sure as my memory of school is a bit... non existant.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?

I once wet the bed while I was drunk. But thankfully no where in public.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Nope, once by my sister though..

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?

Not my parents, but my grandparents. I was brought up by them so I think that counts, and they had a habit of not locking the bathroom door because the lock got jammed one time. So it was kinda inevitable.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

Ive had a few close calls, but no. Once where I accidentally left my tights in the wash while my Grandparents were doing it (yes they still do my washing, my granny would get upset if i stoped her (trust me ive tried)), and once when i left a tag for a sex toy in my trouser pocket and put it in the wash.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?

N/a Virgin here

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?

N/a Virgin here


8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Yep, once when i was kid i was caught looking at porn. Blame the fact that the computer was located in the front room and i was a horny teenager. Awkward as fuuuuuck! I was also caught by my sisters once when they barged into my room and I butt naked jerking off.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

Nope, thank god.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?

Well i once acidently let one rip in a martial arts dojo. Thankfully there was so much noise I could play it off as it being my sliding on the ground.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?


Ive... never been on a date soooo...... yeah no.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

Yeah. But meh, if your gas doesnt stink your doing it wrong.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk
of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?

Yep, my bank decided to shut down my card for no apparent reason.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?

Yep, quite a few times. The stairs at my primary school werent exactly safe.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?

Nope

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?

Not unintentionally.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?

Nope

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?

Yeah, but it was nothing important.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?

Yes, giant bear shits and old people water regulated baby flushes do not mix. Tmi but you asked.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?

N/a

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?

My corpse. When someone dies there bowels expel waste so.... it wont be a pretty sight. But besides my rotting body, id have to go with my large sex toy collection, or my porn collection on my computer. Seriously if i right a will it will have a destroy my computer without looking at it clause.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?


None with my face on them, I think. There was this one time where I used a blackmail program on fetlife soo...... there might be some traces left with my face pics, but i think they are all deleted. Besides that there is a video of my peeing over a pillow. (Dont. Ask)

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?

I havent.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?

Yep all the damn time, from stuttering to making bad jokes.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?

Not really

25. Have you ever been in jail?


No, and i hope to god that i never will be.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

Yep, all the damn time. I seriously dont know how it happens.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?


Quite a few times, my grandparents forbid us from locking the bathroom door because it got jammed once. Sooo yeah.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?

Nope.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?

Nope.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Nope.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?

Yep. Ive played enougth porn games after all.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?

Nope.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?

Yep, I accidently knocked a glass coke bottle off the table at a restraunt once. GLASS EVERYWHERE!

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?

Never been on a date soooooo nope.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?

I refuse to answer that question without a lawyer present.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?

All the damn time.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
yep, All the damn time. My face in particular.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?

No actually, come to think of it im kinda surprised that hasn't happened.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?

God yes, the amount of times ive had itchy balls in public.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

Yep, its more the powerwalk of oh shit than the walk of shame but yeah.

[BR1985]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Once when sitting on a small toilet as an adult some piss splashed out between the bowl and seat and got the back of my jeans wet.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, I once brought friends home to find my parents and their friends skinny dipping in the pool.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No, but my mother has asked about the photos I have of friends engaging in pup play.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Heard but not caught.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No. I've had a card declined due to system issues and had to find an ATM to pay by cash though.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Not awful. Just too forward when drunk.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A cock cage

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Yes but not with face

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Of course. My first gay crush. Wasn't in to me at all.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Hasn't everyone?

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes. Broken lock in a pub.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I've probably spilt some food off my plate yes? But not in a big way...

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes but because of something not due to stealing. Also a few times when entering!

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Occasionally around my nose.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Hasn't everyone? Of course I have.

[Hammarling]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not that i can remember

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No i have not, which is nice

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No, but that's because i've not spent much time at home for along time.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Not really in a way that would count i think

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Nope, luckily

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope, is this a thing that actually happens to people and not just in weird newspapers?

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope, but i have had sex with someone and then learned they were in a relationship

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Again nope, i was always too clever/aware to be caught

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No, thank god

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Another no, i can control myself

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Luckily no, this would be horrible

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, but even then i've never admited to it only shifting the blame onwards

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Luckily no, due to be rather frugal

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes, far too many times. I can be rather distracted and clumsy which is painful

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Oh god yes... far far too many times.... always ALWAYS a bad idea

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Not really because i tend to not talk behind people's back. If i have a problem i'll confront them straight up

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Haha, no i hvn't but i can imagine it happening easily

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope, i don't have too many concurrent conversations to get confused like that

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Hehehehe, yep. And i ran for the hills

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
n/a

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My internet search history of course!

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Nope, if i take a nude it's wanted

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No, i'm not a moron

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
I make an idiot of myself in front of most people... so yes, a lot

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
To the extent i was kicked out of class and not allowed back for litteral weeks

25. Have you ever been in jail?
Monopoly

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes, but style it out as if it's totally normal

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, and they should damn well learn to lock the flipping door!

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Yes, when i thought they were drunk but they were tricking me. We dated for a few months though, so i guess it worked

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No freudian slips over here

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Who hasn't? I can always be a bad boy

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Betty Boop, Turunga Leela, Amy Wong, Jessica Rabbit and Lola Bunny. Need more be said? I'm only human damnit

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No, as said earlier i'm very good with money and awarness of cost. It's learnt from being broke for a long period.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yep, i'm a normal human. Own up to it and style it out

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No, because usually i'm too clueless or nervous to make a move so i don't get denied.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope, i'm a smooth criminal

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but only ever when i've paid for the items and it's still gone off. Never when stealing.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
I'm a human, so yes it happens and yes it sucks

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Jesus christ that hurts

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No, because if it's that bad i will scratch it.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Goddamnit too many times to be funny, people are animals and need to be courteous of the next user

[Danii9207]

Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.

(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. )

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
I don't think so? Maybe back in kindergarten.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Nope
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once by my mom. Sliding bathroom door with no lock at my parent's house.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
A few times. Say sorry and get out.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I don't think so.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
I know when they have sex, but it's not like I'd ever consider walking in on them.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Probably yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
A few times.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nope
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yep. Twice. Sad days.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Not a full flight of stairs, but a couple stairs is more than I can remember.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Nope
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Maybe my first? Otherwise, no.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my bank statement, the amount of dirty laundry, and my somewhat large stash of plugs.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Nope
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Yes. But only because my dad's email was hacked and the scam email came from his email.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Too many times.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Cops on speed limit.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yep. Some of my cloth just ends up having holes in them.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes. Home, all the time. Public... Only when the other person doesn't lock the door.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nope... How does that even happen?
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes. A lot of the first year classes are taught by students few years older that are going for their masters/PhD.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Nope
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Yes. Moxies.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Nope
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Back in high school... Face?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Don't think so. Wax.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes. But just excuse yourself and take care of it in private. Or just turn your back to others and quickly deal with it.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
All the time at home, but don't have to go to he closet?? Just have to get up and grab a new roll from under the sink.

[Heswitch]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that i recall
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
almost but i made it before i burst
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(red)?
parents once or twice
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
yep
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(red)?
once by my mom
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
all the time
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
yep something about hand cuffs
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
yep
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
women's sneakers and butt plugs
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
nothing unwanted
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
yep
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
no
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yep
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yep
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
yep
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
a few
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
yep
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yep
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
my face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yep pants zipper
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
i scratched it
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?yep

[SammyWhammi]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Full on peed, no, but I have let out some accidentally, not noticeable though thankfully.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I am 18 so only been an "adult" for a little while, but same as above.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Caught naked by my dad within last 2 years, not a huge deal though.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes, accidentally.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Not even close.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? been caught masturbating when I was around 14 by my mom, it was never brought up thank God for her lol.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Caught my parents having sex when I was super super young.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Caught...no.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Absolutely lol.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?Eh, mis-spelled a bunch of things but nothing bad.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Not on accident
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Yes but it was hidden well enough that she didn't really question it.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Wooden spoon and wooden paddle in my closet, and a pair of panties in my drawer.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Unwanted...no.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Plenty of times, but never ended badly
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No.
25. Have you ever been in jail? No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Plenty of times lol.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Plenty of times.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes, my stepmom a few times by accident.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? A crush no, i've thought some were hot, but never anything real lol.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Not that I can think of.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yup lol.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat in board games, and steal when I was super young lol.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes, usually not my fault.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes, everyone does.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes ouch.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes, scratched it anyways lol.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yup.

[Dice7]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?

In primary school a few times, in high school....once I'm ashamed to say! I was really sick that day and I guess my body just decided I needed to go home one way or the other

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?

Drunk..

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Have been caught naked by my mum once or twice when I was a teenager but she just totally ignored it both times

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?

No thankfully!

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

Yes to my sister, in a couple of different forms, from her catching me wanking for a dare or playing a version of truth or dare with her and having to tell her everything

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?

No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?

No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

my mum might have caught me once but I don't think so. Back in the days of dial up internet she caught me looking at porn though, thanks to all the pesky pop ups you used to get. I heard her coming I closed the window and a hundred far worse pop ups came up. 'omg we have a virus mum'

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

no

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?

not been called out on it but yea I'm very sure my fart has been heard in a public place

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?

Not a date as such but one of the first times staying over at my now wifes house, not the best but at least I learned she was caring!

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

no

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?

Yea, it really sucks but luckily it was down to an error with the card rather than actually being stuck without money

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?

not that I remember..

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?

Don't think so

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?

Yea nothing serious but I was on a car trip with someone who was being really annoying and another friend text me how the ride was going. I didn't reply immediately but when I did 'reply' I actually said 'omfg he is pissing me off right now' but to the person I was in the car with. I talked my way out of it making up a story about someone else, but not sure he believed me

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?

Well I guess kind of the same as above

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?

Maybe when I was a teen and had a couple of different girls I was trying to get with? But lets face it most of the content of those messages was basically the same so it went unnoticed

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?

Yea but with paper rather than the poop its self!


20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?

Dildos, big dildos


21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?

Hope not

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?

no

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?

probably

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?

Not VERY wrong, maybe slightly wrong but I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong

25. Have you ever been in jail?

no

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

no

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?

Yes wasn't terrible though as the shrieked before the door was fully open


28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?

no lol

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?

no


30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

of course! who hasn't??


31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?

Lois from family guy bizarrely

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?

no


33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?

drink a couple of times


34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?

no


35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?

no


36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?


yes but not my fault just the detector being broken


37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?

End of my nose sometimes or in the joint between the face and nose, those suck


38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?

lol no haha

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?

I think I probably just scratched it


40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

Yea a few times but we have bidets so its ok!

[defa0194]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?yes...nobody came to know though
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?no
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?no
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?no
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?yes
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?no
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?yes
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?my pc with getdare open
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?no
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?no
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?no
25. Have you ever been in jail?no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?no
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no

[BigBadWolfy]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)? Yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)? yes
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? yes
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? yes
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? my sex toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? maybe, as far as i know no
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? yes
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no
25. Have you ever been in jail? no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? yes
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes

[pet monkey]

Thank you everyone for the time you have taken to answer our questions. I would make the observation however that if you are just going to go down the list with yes/no answers then the questions are not really that embarrassing. Please, the idea is to add some detail and make your time spent here worth something and share some interesting (embarrassing) stories about ourselves.