31/m Ask KJ Anything!

[Komodo Jones]

These were from another thread I started a while ago and as always I am going to be answering it in two parts so that I have fodder later on to bump this thread with adding new information. Also because as usual other questions require some more thought. I'm a guy so questions are a rarity it seems without some gimmick. Also I would like to point out, although I rather doubt it. If there are some questions that you are too embarrassed to ask me or you wish to remain anonymous, you can send me questions via pm. But anyways on to answering some truths:

Questions from my good friend shynessincarnate Part 1


If you could do any job in the world, what would you choose?

Although quite a few people are complaining about the new format that they've been using I would probably be a combination be a YouTube Let's Player/video game reviewer/commentator and video game blogger. I currently do the latter but not for profit, and not with enough regularity to make a profit. But I think it would be nice to play video games for a living even though I'm not the best at them. And I'd rather be an individual than an actual journalist. As journalists are kind of paid to point out the good things of a game even if the game is just awful. I watch a lot of gamers on YouTube and I enjoy playing video games and writing so yeah, that's is my dream job.

You wrote previously that you're not an adrenaline junkie (when you answered a question about roller coasters), but surely there are some things that get your adrenaline going that you enjoy. So, what is the adrenaline-driven thing that you most enjoy doing?

The roller coaster thing was on another thread. Originally it was going to be a tie but thinking about this the MAIN reason that I liked river rafting on the New River in West Virginia was attributed to the fact that I did that with friends and the memories are not really about the rafting but the camping out/van drive with my friends. However something I enjoyed doing but sadly don't get to do much anymore that gave me an adrenaline rush was semi-secluded public nudity. I'm not an exhibitionist, but being nude or doing sexual acts in a secluded or private place like a forest, or a movie theater where you're the only one there is usually a rush. I've said I don't do these very often anymore as the opportunities don't arise and the two forests that I did explore in have been torn down. Not to mention that animals such as coyotes have kind of taken over the woods. There's raccoons too and I think I've heard that there may be rattlers too although I'm not sure. And also bears have been moving upwards through our state although I don't think they've gotten as high as to where I am. Sadly nudity and sexual acts are mostly confined to the interior of my apartment now.

Do you like where you live? Would you move? If so, where?

About the only thing that I don't like about where I live right now, which is somewhere in the SW quadrant of Ohio, although I won't say where exactly even though those who I severely trust, know, is that it snows and freezing rain occurs in the winter months. Although sometimes it happens in the spring and fall because our weather is crazy. Ever since a very brutal car accident several years ago, I have been terrified of driving in winter weather. Except when it falls on Christmas...which it never does sadly. But you know despite the winter weather, I guess I kind of like it here because I'm used to it. Granted most of the people I want to meet on here seem light years away but I don't think it warrants me enough to move. But about the only moving I would do is from my apartment to a larger apartment or a house. Moving from my parent's house to this apartment was a pain and I'm still not done unpacking, mainly because I don't have enough room to put all my crap.

[Komodo Jones]

Questions from my good friend shynessincarnate Part 2

If you could be a woman for a day, what would you do?
I would assume my libido would remain uniform among genders. Realistically, I'd probably freak out a little bit as just turning into the opposite gender will kind of do that to you lol. However after accepting it, two things I definitely would do are play with my boobs and experience multiple orgasms. I'm not sure if I would leave my apartment or not, but I'd probably either go nude or wear panties now that they would actually fit my body better, since they don't fit me the best right now. I'd probably hate for doing this but I think I would try shadow's Hell Tease just to experience the notoriety of it. And I'd like to attract the attention of someone decent on here and be played with for a day, provided that I am converting to a man the next day. I'd probably also take some pictures of myself. It'd be kind of weird using them for future reference about masturbating about myself but eh...I could make some fun puzzles of them from threads on here.

If you could go back in time and witness (but not participate) an event in history, which would it be (there would be no danger of you being injured or anything of the sort)?

This was difficult for me because history has never been that interesting to me. Whenever I was taken to historical places like the Alamo or Gettysburg I was practically miserable. However, thinking about my vanilla likes, I did come up with an answer. While not universally believed as truth every main religion has some story of a cataclysmic flood and since I believe in Christianity, I would like to witness Noah's Ark as I think it would be interesting to see all the animals being loaded on to the ark and even see some extinct ones like dinosaurs (yes I do believe they existed when humans were around despite what history books tell us) and Tasmanian Tigers. I think it would be interesting. If we have to talk about something that is universally accepted though, while I'm not sure of the exact location or time period, I guess I'd like to go the opening of the first zoo just to see how primitive it was and what animals were there. Along the same lines I do know Tasmanian Tigers were in zoos, the last documented case of one was in the 1930's. While these may not be the popular choices instead of witnessing an earth-shattering event we're talking truths here. Most earth-shattering events are wars or anything with violence or death neither of which appeals to me.

[shynessincarnate]

Hey KJ!

Thanks for your thorough answers!

Originally Posted by Komodo Jones

Questions from my good friend shynessincarnate Part 2

If you could be a woman for a day, what would you do?
I'd probably hate for doing this but I think I would try shadow's Hell Tease just to experience the notoriety of it.

This ^^, I looked up, because I was curious. Oh my goodness, that tease sounds like torture, but there's something appealing about it. I just read through it and I don't know if I'd be capable of making it to the end without going completely nuts!

[shynessincarnate]

Ok, I'll help you out again. This thread looks lonely!

1. What is the food you hate the most (or one of the foods you hate the most) and what would it take for you to eat it?
2. Do you have any allergies?
3. Have you had any IRL D/s experiences. Was it/were they as a Dom or sub? Would you care to give an "in the nutshell" summary of how one of them went?
4. You seem to favour (I'm sorry if I just made your eyes bleed) verbal degradation and watching porn as ways to masturbate. Are there other methods you sometimes use?
5. I know that bondage is a dislike (or is it a limit?) for you. What would be the farthest you'd voluntarily go bondage-wise?
6. Have you ever worn a pair of panties to work? Would you consider it?

[Komodo Jones]

As usual, I will be splitting this up into separate sections. Do I have answers to the other questions in my mind right now? Absolutely, but because I'm shameless and as a guy I need opportunities to bump my thread after it gets buried by the girls who get all the attention, no offense ladies, that's why I separate it in sections.

Questions by shynessincarnate Set 2 (Part 1)

What is the food you hate the most (or one of the foods you hate the most) and what would it take for you to eat it?
Brussels sprouts or broccoli would seem like common answers. I don't mind broccoli too much but I don't like brussels sprouts. But something I hate even more than those is coleslaw. There is absolutely nothing I like about coleslaw, I can't even stand the smell of it. And to set the record straight yes I have tasted it. The coleslaw that my mom makes is made with Marzetti's Slaw Dressing and pretty much any coleslaw dressing is absolutely disgusting. And also the texture of the vegetables in it which consist of mainly cabbage, carrots and maybe something else are shredded finely so they have the same disgusting fibrous texture that shaved coconut has. While taste is important for sure, I am also a textural eater as there is a fair amount of stuff I won't eat because of texture. It's just yuck to me.

What would it take for me to eat it? I don't know $100 or more, or some object up to that like a Nintendo Switch. Or if a girl who I really really liked, whether she be my girlfriend or my wife made it as one of her "go to" or signature dishes. $100 may seem a little extreme but I really don't like any variation of coleslaw.

Do you have any allergies?
I have one, maybe two allergies. But because I can get paranoid I will not say what these allergies are on here as they really only need to be stated in medical situations. The "maybe" allergy is a food allergy but I do know how to avoid it, which I have not always had this allergy because I remember having it as a kid with no problems. But as I got older anytime I have this particular item my breathing gets really labored so I just avoid it even though I may not be fully allergic to it.

Have you had any IRL D/s experiences. Was it/were they as a Dom or sub? Would you care to give an "in the nutshell" summary of how one of them went?
Sadly this question will fall flat because all my irl experiences have been vanilla, well depending on your family's definition of vanilla, which mine falls out of as I've been with several guys and one girl and all of this is pre-marital so it breaks that as well. I think the main reason that I haven't had a D/s relationship irl is because to take it to THAT stage, I need to be able to trust a person. Of course you would probably say that with the strangers I've had fun with but I digress. Am I opposed to irl D/s experiences, absolutely not. In fact there are several people on this site, and several people that I've met in my life that I would like do some D/s stuff with them in real life whether being a Dom or a sub. And the opportunity would probably present itself if distance was not an issue. And if I ever do get owned, I would be willing to meet up with a Domme irl, after some time has passed and we've gotten to know each other. And of course offline tasks are not an issue for me. But irl, all my sexual experiences no roles have been assigned except for two consenting adults having fun.

[Komodo Jones]

OK it's been a couple days so I feel ok answering my other questions now...maybe I should ask myself questions so that it stays up :P

Questions by shynessincarnate Set 2 (Part 2)

You seem to favor verbal degradation and watching porn as ways to masturbate. Are there other methods you sometimes use?
Seeing versus saying something are different things. If that was the case I would have bled yesterday by seeing the word honour and civilisation when playing a game last night that is spoken by a British gentleman. It's ok that you spell things wrong I accept that and have correctly spelled things in the question but that's not what you asked anyways...

There are other methods I use to masturbate, while there is a large variety of porn I would find masturbating and orgasming pretty boring if it was just porn and self degradation. And I must point out that self degradation is not literally insulting myself to feel bad, it mainly consists of me calling myself slut, whore etc. and thinking how truly despicable I am to do certain things in certain situations, but I digress. While very similar to porn, I sometimes use erotica. Sometimes, stories can be a lot more enjoyable than porn as a story itself doesn't feel scripted per se. As sometimes when I watch porn you know the action is to moan every second even when nothing happens and men growl whenever the orgasm...I find the whole action laughable. I'm sorry but I do. But erotica you can kind of take your own creative liberties and imagine certain things within the parameters of the story. Yes, it has to be good erotica too because if it's some shoddily put together piece of masturbatory aid that has no details and no engaging plot, I'm not going to enjoy it.

Wow this is getting to be a long answer lol. Another method is sometimes I use my own thoughts. This can be from previous experiences but more often than not, it's fantasies. Things that could never happen or things I would like to happen. I won't really give specific examples but where my mind can go can definitely cause me to masturbate or orgasm and it's not always naughty either. If I feel strongly enough about a person just meeting for the first time, cuddling, and even something as innocent (in terms of where it could go) as kissing can cause me to masturbate and have an orgasm.

The last method is sometimes I masturbate just because I want to. I don't necessarily NEED stimulation to reach an orgasm. Granted it helps and makes it easier, but it's not needed...OK on to question 5 finally.

You know that was a pretty long answer and I'll think I'll leave it at that. I did plan on answering the other two questions but I didn't realize I'd be so long winded in this response. I will answer the last two questions another time.

[Alexis Rune]

Have you ever imagined participating in a glory hole?

Do you think you'd enjoy it?

How young were you when you first started masturbating (approximately?)

What do you have against puns?

[Komodo Jones]

Because I have some more questions to answer and yesterday was a one answer deal I will answer some more as I hesitate to answer the other ones for bump fodder.

Questions by shynessincarnate Set 2 (Part 3)

I know that bondage is a dislike (or is it a limit?) for you. What would be the farthest you'd voluntarily go bondage-wise?
Bondage teeters somewhere between dislike and pushable hard limits for me. And even though you already know this, for those reading who don't know, bondage is in that position for a reason. If I cannot move for a prolonged period of time, mostly my legs, I will start to develop symptoms of a panic attack. My breath will become very labored, my heart rate will increase, and I will start freaking out. That's why bondage is a very touchy kink for me but I don't put it as a limit as I can deal with in short bursts and certain types of bondage (Ex: sleeping with my boxers around my ankles) I can do. I think the furthest I would go voluntarily would probably hands tied, or handcuffed behind my back or hands tied to bed posts, and I just spread my legs manually a la spread eagle. BUT I would have to be let go after a short amount of time before I start freaking out. If I was ever in this situation I would have a safe word.

Have you ever worn a pair of panties to work? Would you consider it?
Volunteer work, yes. I have worn panties several times when helping out with my church ministry yeah go figure. About three years ago, I had a rule (that I imposed upon myself but was executed by my favorite Domme up to this point) that every time I was at church I had to wear females underwear.

However, as work work goes, work where I actually get paid I have never worn female underwear to work in any way, shape, or form. The reason for this is that my female underwear doesn't fit me the best and I know that it would slide down my body about to the crotch of my pants all day since I'm constantly moving and this would be uncomfortable and impede my process. Likewise there is a lot of moisture, humidity, and heat where I work and if I were to be in underwear that is not breathable (like boxers) and was tight against me it would just be miserable and once again impede my process.

I would consider wearing female underwear to work if I had a different job where I didn't have to move a lot such as a desk jockey or something along those lines where I'm in front of a computer all day and not moving around a lot. However, with my current job the only way I would consider it was if I was out of clean underwear or if I was somehow forced into it and I can be very stubborn when I choose to be.

[Komodo Jones]

So am I going to continue posting all my questions in several parts...of course I am. I think it may come to the point where I have to start asking myself questions because as I've said before...guy. Anyway:

Questions from Alexis Rune (Part 1)

Have you ever imagined participating in a glory hole?
If I have, I certainly don't remember it. Now have I ever imagined sucking stranger's dicks or being taken up the ass by a guy I have never met...numerous times. But I've always had a face and a body to go with it. I rarely make eye contact when I am giving someone a blow job, or for pretty much any activity vanilla or not. However, I do kind of like to be in full contact with the person instead of being separated by a wall. It's also a little easier to get the guy's balls that way as I like to orally service those too. Also while I have gotten together with strangers it's never been like no previous contact PERIOD before I'm on my knees in between his legs. With a glory hole you don't get that previous contact and I'm not wild about it. If they don't have previous contact and they don't know you can't deep throat you'd have disgusting experience.

Do you think you'd enjoy it?
I wouldn't enjoy it as most people would interpret it. And as I've said before I just like being able to have contact with more of the person than just their manhood. However I think a glory hole may be fun if they were all guys I knew, yes I know people in my life that I'd like to give a blow job to and I KNEW they were all guys I knew and that they were all disease free. I think it might be fun to take them one at a time and try and guess who I was sucking just by dick alone. Yes my African-American friend would be much easier to tell from my other friends, but I digress. But going back to the contact the same concept could be gotten by being blindfolded or closing my eyes. So I think a small part of me would enjoy being part of a glory hole, but I'm just kind of worried about the whole STD spontaneity of it because you never know who's on the other side of that wall.

And also this should be obvious to people who read this even though I have sucked dicks, I do prefer girls more they're just harder for me to find.

[Komodo Jones]

OK it's been about a week since I answered last so I will answer these and then just wait another eternity for questions to come in.

How young were you when you first started masturbating (approximately?)
I know I was below the age of 14 so I was either 12 or 13 when I started masturbating and it was around this time that I orgasmed for the first time and to say I wasn't surprised would be a lie. However, I didn't say anything about it and just kept masturbating on a near daily basis after that. Growing up in a Christian home, I found out about masturbating by myself rather than going on the Internet in it's infancy. And as such, I didn't really experiment with myself or my sexuality much until I realized I could do that. That led to some fun time with my friends in our young age but I've kind of already told that story in my non-fiction story.

What do you have against puns?
I enjoy humor. Making people laugh and laughing myself are things that make the world seem brighter. BUT this has to be good humor, there is a reason why puns are called groaners. I don't use puns in my repertoire unless I'm intentionally trying to make a bad joke or I'm doing innuendo with people. Puns in my opinion are not funny and why they constitute as good jokes is beyond me. I will admit there are a few that did make me laugh but not a lot. Puns are too obvious and doesn't really show an air of intelligence in the wild world of humor, nor do I find them humorous at all. If you're going to make me laugh you're going to have to do more than some dumb play on words.