Old 11-23-2016, 01:33 PM   #1
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Default PM Dares for the Modern Potato

Here is the deal.

If the line in my signature is GRAY, you may NOT send me PM dares. It means these dares are OFFLINE.


Important stuff:

As stated above, if the link in my sig is GRAY, it means I'm not taking PM dares right now. Also, please scroll to the last post in this thread for the most recent list of PM dares.

All posts preceding the very last post are old and invalid.

This system allows me to update PM dares even after I am no longer able to edit a post.

For this reason, I will not be posting any PM dares in the first post. Please see Post #2 for available dares.


Also, do me a favor and don't fucking post in this thread.

By being the only one who posts here, my system of updating dares in the last post works better.

Thank you!
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My PM Dares are Offline.
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Old 11-23-2016, 01:46 PM   #2
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As Promised...Post #2!

For all PM dares, I may or may not give a report back.
(If you ask nicely, I might be more inclined to write a better report.)


ღ PM me "Cocktease" and I will send Monkey a picture of [my] body part of your choice and make him edge while staring at it.

ღ PM me "Treat Yo Self" and I'll buy myself a new lipstick or nail polish color, courtesy of Monkey. I'll also upload a picture of myself wearing the new purchase.

ღ PM me "Pleasure" and I'll rub my clit for five minutes.

ღ PM me "Solo" and I'll cum at some point within 24h of receiving your message.

ღ PM me "Monkey" and I'll do the above, but let Monkey listen.

These are not stackable.

Monkey = colosubguy
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress.
No, I do not want to be your slave.
So don't PM me about it!


Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click)

A Domme with a Monkey.

The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA)


My PM Dares are Offline.
I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask.


"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

"On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!"

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