MF: Condom Conundrum

[muffinfairy]

We all know that there are many, many things that you can do with a condom. From snorting it up your left nostril..

To snorting it up your right nostril..

But lets get back to basics, shall we?

There is the saying or myth that condoms are uncomfortable, that they don't fit and yadda-yadda so I thought it was about time these questions were asked to the penised ones.

Poll

I have attached a poll too, as a quick over view of the thread, but more detailed answers are always welcome.

Questions

1. Have you ever had a posh wank (to wank while wearing a condom)?
Yes / No

2.
a} Have you ever had a blowjob while wearing a condom or without one?
Yes: With / Yes: Without / No / Both
b} Which did you prefer and why?

3.
a}Have you ever had sex while wearing a condom or without one?
Yes: With / Yes: Without / No / Both
b} Which did you prefer and why?

4. Do you prefer to put the condom on yourself or for your partner to do it?

5. Have you ever had trouble getting a condom onto your penis?

6. Has it ever felt too tight to fit on?

7. Have you ever lost your erection while putting on a condom?

8. How do condoms feel when they're being put on?

9.
a} How do condoms feels to wear once they are on?
b} Do they make sex less enjoyable?
c} Do they make it harder to orgasm?
d} Do they make it more enjoyable?
e} Do you fetish them with all your heart?

10. Do different brands or styles of condoms feel very different to wear? (ie. are some a lot larger, smaller, tighter, looser, better, worse, etc)

11.
a}Have you ever argued or asked not to wear a condom?
b} Why?
c} Their response?

12.
a} Has your partner ever asked you not to wear a condom?
b} Why?
c} Your response?

13. Once you've charged your testicles and exploded a majestic amount of sperm into the condom do you:
a} Just want to take it off and throw it away.
b} Have your partner take it off and throw it away.
c} Find a use for the sperm? Explain.
d} Leave it on and go to sleep?
e} Ask or hope your partner will play with or eat the contents?
f} Other? Explain.

14. Does the docking station feel very different when wearing a condom, compared to when exploring naturally?

15. Do you like wearing condoms?

16.
a} Have you ever lied about condoms not fitting you?
b} Would you lie about it?
c} Was it truthful?

17.
a} Have you ever lied about condoms feeling uncomfortable?
b} Would you lie about it?
c} Was it truthful?

18. Do you wear them because you're scared of making someone pregnant?

19. Do you wear them because you're scared of catching S.T.D's?

20. Any questions you want to add? Write up your own questions to answer here or any extra information that you think will be interesting to know.

Bonus Question:

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being wearing a condom and 10 being child birth, which do you think is a more painful and annoying experience to go through?

[subrugbyladuk]

Questions

1. Have you ever had a posh wank (to wank while wearing a condom)?
Yes, a fair bit in my youth when still living with parents as easier to get rid of and less mess.

2.
a} Have you ever had a blowjob while wearing a condom or without one?
Yes Both
b} Which did you prefer and why?
Preferred without, as just feels so much better, actual skin gets wetter and can feel the tongue action much more.

3.
a}Have you ever had sex while wearing a condom or without one?
Yes: Both
b} Which did you prefer and why?
This is closer to answer than the blowjob one, but I suppose, like every man, it does feel better without a condom, again mainly down to a more natural feeling, feels slightly warmer, it also helps with foreplay as you do not have to stop to put the condom on etc.

4. Do you prefer to put the condom on yourself or for your partner to do it?
Have only ever put it on myself, so not sure what it would feel like for a partner to do it.

5. Have you ever had trouble getting a condom onto your penis?
Not since my first two or three goes

6. Has it ever felt too tight to fit on?
Nope, Unfortunately I am not that big haha

7. Have you ever lost your erection while putting on a condom?
Yes, when you arent used to it it sometimes takes a little longer, it does tend to kill the moment for a bit, but still better to be safe than sorry.

8. How do condoms feel when they're being put on?
Doesnt really feel much, feels slightly tighter and you can feel it going on, just a small bit of pressure

9.
a} How do condoms feels to wear once they are on? slightly tight, but not uncomfortable really.
b} Do they make sex less enjoyable? a tad, but not as much as a lot of men put on.
c} Do they make it harder to orgasm? yes for me, but I struggle to orgasm through sex anyway, but have never cum during sex with a condom on, I have without though.
d} Do they make it more enjoyable? No, but a tad less feeling
e} Do you fetish them with all your heart? Not really, like the humiliation of being forced into them sometimes

10. Do different brands or styles of condoms feel very different to wear? (ie. are some a lot larger, smaller, tighter, looser, better, worse, etc)
Not that I know of, the smell is the only major difference

11.
a}Have you ever argued or asked not to wear a condom ? Nope, It goes without saying I will wear one until comfortable
b} Why? Safe over sorry
c} Their response?

12.
a} Has your partner ever asked you not to wear a condom? yes, when the relationships get a bit more serious
b} Why? Their choice, wanted to feel closer, more intimate?
c} Your response? Hell yeah bring it on, only after we have been together for a while, all disease free

13. Once you've charged your testicles and exploded a majestic amount of sperm into the condom do you:
a} Just want to take it off and throw it away.

Although was once told to take it off and drink it, but I couldnt bring myself to do it, it was over the phone so I faked it hah


14. Does the docking station feel very different when wearing a condom, compared to when exploring naturally?
Yes, hard to explain, feels warmer, more moist and just feel much more

15. Do you like wearing condoms? I do not mind, I always go for safety first

16.
a} Have you ever lied about condoms not fitting you? No
b} Would you lie about it? No, its fairly obvious I am average
c} Was it truthful?

17.
a} Have you ever lied about condoms feeling uncomfortable? Nope, they feel different but not uncomfortable
b} Would you lie about it? too old to start lying about it now
c} Was it truthful?

18. Do you wear them because you're scared of making someone pregnant? Yes, but more the diseases I wish to avoid

19. Do you wear them because you're scared of catching S.T.D's? Yes, more so than pregnancy

20. Any questions you want to add? Write up your own questions to answer here or any extra information that you think will be interesting to know.

Bonus Question:

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being wearing a condom and 10 being child birth, which do you think is a more painful and annoying experience to go through? 1 obviously