Pet food

[hungariancommie]

I’ve been curious to hear other people’s pet meals. Oatmeal, mashed potatoes and chopped salads are all good and messy, but I was wondering what other combinations people have come up with! Post below

[Nick wild]

Most microwave lunches with gravy in them are basically human dog food as it is

[churroboy101]

plain or salted mice meat is an occasional one, sometimes I get leftovers

[Leolocked]

Tinned meat it good can be eaten cold so just open the can into its dog bowl and let it eat it hands free of course. The only problem I have with this is it tastes too good for a pet. I am trying to find a way to make this less enjoyable.

[hungariancommie]

Blander the better!

Pets, especially those on a diet, should have their meals removed of as much flavor as possible, to reinforce their submissive mindset. Unsweetened cereal, plain fat free Greek yogurt, plain oatmeal, Unseasoned cooked veggies and. unseasoned chicken are all good feed types for your pets.

I enjoy adding a few berries to the yogurt to give it some hint of taste as well as to add to the humiliation of chasing berries in the bowl.

[ScarletMaid]

yeah most packaged meat is bland and could be messy.

Gutten i think. it was the first time i called something dogfood when i ate it. (much better than actual dog food.)

tough it doesnt compare to the actual taste of dog food.

The first pet play thing i did was eat actual dog food. the taste is not bland its just. gross. cold greasy and tasteless. it actually sucks

[hungariancommie]

Some pets aren’t carnivores, so they shouldn’t be allowed meat. Lentils, quinoa, chickpeas, peanuts, and almonds are just some alternative sources of protein for your herbivore pet.

I have found lentils to be the most humiliating of these to eat as they can become mushy and difficult to get out of the edges of the pet’s bowl/feeder.

Alternatively, broccoli and kale also contain a lot of protein, and may be best for pet bunnies etc.

[Broccoli]

Originally Posted by hungariancommie

Alternatively, broccoli and kale also contain a lot of protein, and may be best for pet bunnies etc.

I concur on the broccoli. Plus you can easily make it taste great!

[Yasna]

Different kind of gruel. Tasteless, gooey and only appealing when one is really hungry:

- pieces of stall bread soaked in water and blended

- overcooked rice, millet, wheat, rye, pearl barley, or oats blended with water

- cooked legumes blended with water

Wait until cool and thickened. Best from a dog bowl

[hungariancommie]

This one is meant to be unpleasant and used as a punishment


Make an instant bowl of mashed potatoes.
Once set add in 1/4 cup relish
2 Vienna sausages, mashed
A cup of cooked peas
1/4 cup cooked plain oatmeal
1/2 cup water

Combine the ingredients and mash and mix them. Eat out of the bowl on all fours.

Any food that isn’t eaten must be sat in or smushed into the face/ hair

[Yasna]

Also nice if you're into it: "fake cum".

Mix 1 egg white, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp cornstarch, 1 tbsp Greek yogurt, and a pinch of salt.

Not the real thing, but also not too far off and quick to make.

[hungariancommie]

Stir fry some zucchini or squash, onion, green pepper, jalapeño and what other veggies you like in sesame oil.

At the same time make a cup of rice

Using rice as a base, put your veggies over the top.

Now cook two eggs over easy or sun up. Put on top.

Humans can enjoy normally but pets must eat this hands free on the floor from a bowl. Best done with a blind fold on so the pet doesn’t know what will be in the next mouthful, and will probably result in egg on the face. The pet will have to take another bite to fine cooler food if it gets a big piece of jalapeño, and it must risk getting another bite of spice! Finish with a bowl of milk or water

[hungariancommie]

Pour 500g of oatmeal into a bowl 100 g of a high fibre cereal, add 100g of 2 more cereals, slice an apple, onion, tomato, banana, 2 plums. Add 1 tin of kidney beans water and finally add water to a suitable level.

Must be eaten hands/utensil free From a bowl on the floor