Ask a Male Dominant ANYTHING!

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by IceMaiden

What three kinks must a sub have for you to be compatible?

If you could only keep one kink which would you choose?

Which is the best mythical creature and why?

If you could have a hippogriff or a unicorn as a pet, which would you choose and why?

1) Bondage, Orgasm Control & Humiliation. They are my favorite and I have way too much fun with them as a combination.

2) Orgasm Control - it's just too much fun.

3) The Cyclops - Because in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king!

4) Well I would naturally chose a Unicorn as the Hippogriff would be too fast for me to keep up with and would no doubt fly away and make me sad. However a Unicorn, as I'm sure you know can only be captured by a virgin and well... lets just say that horse has well and truly bolted. So The Hippogriff it is... best get my running shoes on.

Thanks for the questions

[Butterfly]

If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
What’s your secret talent?
What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law?
Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed?
What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to?
What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis?
What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?
What trend are you tired of?
What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for?
What’s your grossest bug story?
What would the adult version of an ice-cream truck sell and what song would it play?
What company do you despise?
When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?
What would be an accurate tag line for each month?
What’s the most overrated product out on the market?
What word do you always misspell?
What naps are the most satisfying?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road?

[SasssySlavePuppy]

What type of humiliation do you enjoy?

What kind of orgasm control is your favorite?

How is a raven like a writing desk?

What is one quote that you cannot get out of your head?

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
What’s your secret talent?
What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law?
Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed?
What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to?
What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis?
What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?
What trend are you tired of?
What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for?
What’s your grossest bug story?
What would the adult version of an ice-cream truck sell and what song would it play?
What company do you despise?
When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?
What would be an accurate tag line for each month?
What’s the most overrated product out on the market?
What word do you always misspell?
What naps are the most satisfying?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road?

1) I would want to know; How much money are they carrying, where do they keep their wallet and have they taken any self defense classes.

2) All kids are annoying.

3) I can sing the entire Um Bongo drink advert song.

4) I used to fair dodge as a kid on the trains to save money but if I ever got caught I just paid up. I'm terrible at lying.

5) Blushing Gas, Orgasm Gas and respond to my feckin message now gas.

6) Not a fan of beaches, but best one I went to was in Bodrum, Turkey.

7) Answer AMA questions.

8) Ban Thomas Durant.

9) Pubic hair. It's a trend that's been around far too long and should be abolished.

10) Socks.

11) I used to manage a restaurant so I have loads - the bugs (always dead( would usually arrive in the salads. Don't have the salad people.

12) It would sell dildos and the music would be 'Get Down On It' by Cool & The Gang.

13) Amazon - Lots of reasons.

14) When in a disciplinary one of my reports said he was visiting a brothel in stead of being at work.

15) January - Couch Sale, February - Romance Overload, March - Tax Returns, April - Fools and Idiots, May - End of Season, June - Beer Garden, July - Quick Get in the Sun, August - Season Starts, September - Back to School, October - Start Wearing Your Coat, November - Rain, December - Something Important Happens Here.

16) Razor Blades.

17) Anything with an ei or an ie in it.

18) The ones that you don't realise you have until you wake up.

19) Girls panties.

Thanks for the questions

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by SasssySlavePuppy

What type of humiliation do you enjoy?

What kind of orgasm control is your favorite?

How is a raven like a writing desk?

What is one quote that you cannot get out of your head?

1) Absolutely anything that makes my sub feel embarrassed. Whether it be embarrassed to write or say a naughty word or go streaking in a park. As long as I get that feeling of uneasiness from my sub, I'm a happy Dom.

2) Orgasm denial. You can read why HERE.

3) Because one is good for writing books and the other's better for biting rooks... was the best answer Google threw at me.

4) "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Samuel L Jackson & Some Guy From the Bible.

Thanks for the questions

[SasssySlavePuppy]

Based solely on the questions I have asked you and any posts I have made that you have seen, how would you attempt to humiliate me?

Are you a sports fan (I may have asked already....I forget)?

Also, I hear they both have ink soaked quills or something like that.

[LittleMissSass]

Do you feel any guilt that you are responsible for me eating many many toffee crisps this week? Lol

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by SasssySlavePuppy

Based solely on the questions I have asked you and any posts I have made that you have seen, how would you attempt to humiliate me?

Are you a sports fan (I may have asked already....I forget)?

Also, I hear they both have ink soaked quills or something like that.

1) I wouldn't say on here.

2) Yes, I like football and naked tiddlywinks.

3) Yeah I saw that one but I didn't find it clever enough.

Thanks for your questions

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by LittleMissSass

Do you feel any guilt that you are responsible for me eating many many toffee crisps this week? Lol

1) Absolutely no guilt whatsoever. I know how much pleasure the Toffee Crisp brings and am happy to be responsible for all those lovely serotonin chemicals whizzing round your brain.

Thank you for your question

[SasssySlavePuppy]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

1) I wouldn't say on here.

2) Yes, I like football and naked tiddlywinks.

3) Yeah I saw that one but I didn't find it clever enough.

Thanks for your questions

Would you PM that answer to me (the answer for number one that you don’t want to say publicly)?

How does one become your humiliation slut?

What time zone are you in?

What is your favorite season?

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by SasssySlavePuppy

Would you PM that answer to me (the answer for number one that you don’t want to say publicly)?

How does one become your humiliation slut?

What time zone are you in?

What is your favorite season?

1) Maybe if you ask nicely.

2) Well you have to go through a very long process of getting to know me and me getting to know you. You'll have to pass dozens of tests and you won't know you're bing tested. Several months of effort, but it's worth it.

3) GMT.

4) Autumn - not too hot, not too cold.

Thank you for your questions.

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

2) Well you have to go through a very long process of getting to know me and me getting to know you. You'll have to pass dozens of tests and you won't know you're bing tested. Several months of effort, but it's worth it.

Hey! How ironic since I do this to you :P

What is your must have list for somebody to be compatible with you?

[Butterfly]

When you're not working, how do you like to spend your time?

What are you reading currently?

What’s the first concert you attended?

Where do you most hope to visit?

What's your favorite 90’s show?

What's the best Halloween costume you've ever had?

What's your dream job?

What was your first job?

What's one thing you're excited about that's coming up in 2019?

What was the worst job you've ever had?

What is your most-used emoji?

If you could win an Olympic medal for any sport, real or fake, what would it be?

If you could change your name, what would it be?

What movie or TV show title best describes your week?

What was your favorite subject in school?

If you could spend a day in someone else’s shoes, whose would they be? Why?

What's one thing your mother/father taught you that completely changed your life?

What’s been on your mind lately?

What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?

What’s the last text you sent?

What's one of your favorite memories?

What's one thing about you that surprises people?

Who, or what, was your biggest teacher?

What was something you've done that made you feel extreme happiness?

Knowing what you know now, what advice would you give your 18-year-old self?

If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?

What does success mean to you?

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Where is your happy place?

If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would they be, and why?

How can someone win a gold star with you?

What energizes you and brings you excitement?

What qualities do you value in the people with whom you spend time?

For what would you be famous?

What does your dream day look like?

If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

What’s your guilty pleasure?

At what job would you be terrible?

If you had to choose only 3 adjectives to describe yourself, which would you choose?

What is a dream you have that you’ve yet to achieve?

What's something you say you'll do, but never will?

What did you have to give up to achieve your current level of success?

Has anything ever happened to you that you could not, and cannot, explain?

Do you ever find there are things about you that people misunderstand? What are they?

For what are you most grateful today?

If you could have one 'do over' in your life, what would you do differently?

Of what are you most afraid?

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Hey! How ironic since I do this to you :P

Yeah I had noticed

Originally Posted by Butterfly

What is your must have list for somebody to be compatible with you?

Yes I have quite a specific set of criteria. They must have the following traits and characteristics; They must have boobs, a pussy and be freaking filthy as hell.

Thanks for your question

[MastersVoice]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

When you're not working, how do you like to spend your time?

What are you reading currently?

What’s the first concert you attended?

Where do you most hope to visit?

What's your favorite 90’s show?

What's the best Halloween costume you've ever had?

What's your dream job?

What was your first job?

What's one thing you're excited about that's coming up in 2019?

What was the worst job you've ever had?

What is your most-used emoji?

If you could win an Olympic medal for any sport, real or fake, what would it be?

If you could change your name, what would it be?

What movie or TV show title best describes your week?

What was your favorite subject in school?

If you could spend a day in someone else’s shoes, whose would they be? Why?

What's one thing your mother/father taught you that completely changed your life?

What’s been on your mind lately?

What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?

What’s the last text you sent?

What's one of your favorite memories?

What's one thing about you that surprises people?

Who, or what, was your biggest teacher?

What was something you've done that made you feel extreme happiness?

Knowing what you know now, what advice would you give your 18-year-old self?

If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?

What does success mean to you?

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Where is your happy place?

If you could invite 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would they be, and why?

How can someone win a gold star with you?

What energizes you and brings you excitement?

What qualities do you value in the people with whom you spend time?

For what would you be famous?

What does your dream day look like?

If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

What’s your guilty pleasure?

At what job would you be terrible?

If you had to choose only 3 adjectives to describe yourself, which would you choose?

What is a dream you have that you’ve yet to achieve?

What's something you say you'll do, but never will?

What did you have to give up to achieve your current level of success?

Has anything ever happened to you that you could not, and cannot, explain?

Do you ever find there are things about you that people misunderstand? What are they?

For what are you most grateful today?

If you could have one 'do over' in your life, what would you do differently?

Of what are you most afraid?

1) Watching films, reading, writing, swimming, working out, going to concerts, going to theme parks and going out with friends. I have been hardly doing any of these things recently though.

2) Nothing, see answer above.

3) Electric Six at Brixton Academy in 2002.

4) USA again, I love it there.

5) Double Dare - It's a British show with lots of gunge.

6) Vampire costume. I've never been one for dressing up, but it involved lots of blood, makeup and a wig from a pound/dollar store.

7) What I'm doing now

8) Working in a hardware store.

9) Going to a theme park next month.

10) Selling double glazing windows door to door.

11) The laughing with tears one. I have a lot of funny friends, although I use it a lot when I'm being funny.

12) Naked Tiddlywinks.

13) Sparkles McGee of course

14) Home Improvements.

15) History - I had an awesome teacher.

16) Theresa May - Because I want to know what the hell is going on with Brexit.

17) My Father taught me that if someone is toxic don't waste your time with them and cut them out of your life.

18) Home improvements.

19) Being a farmer. Thought it would be good to grow your own food and not have to pay for it. - I was a pretty logical kid.

20) My last text says; 'Hi are you at home?'

21) A really filthy one involving me being tied up and a girl using me.

22) That if you push me I can be a really blunt and direct communicator.

23) My Mum - she is amazing.

24) Riding 'The Ultimate' - it's a British roller coaster.

25) Watch what you eat because you'll get fat and it's a bastard trying to get back to shape.

26) I'd want to become an expert in time management. I'm such an unorganised person.

27) Success means being happy.

28) The best piece of advice I've ever been given is; You can change the things you can't accept and accept the things you can not change. - It really keeps me chilled.

29) In my bed. Either sleeping or doing something downright filthy.

30) 3 people at a dinner party would be - Winston Churchill because he had a very no nonsense approach to things and would be able to offer some pretty amazing advice - Charles Dickens because of his immense imagination and story telling ability - Emilia Clarke because she's fit as fuck.

31) By being honest with me.

32) Roller Coasters.

33) Honesty, Authenticity and Humour.

34) I make an amazing spaghetti Bolognese.

35) My dream day is at a theme park where only me and the people I am with have access.

36) Spend time helping the less fortunate.

37) My guilty pleasure is getDare.

38) Anything where lots of organising, structure and time keeping was involved.

39) Playful, Honest, Stubborn.

40) I haven't yet taken over the world.

41) Take over the world.

42) My job, my apartment and my love life.

43) Nope, nothing crazy that I don't have a reason for.

44) My sarcasm.

45) All these lovely questions

46) Not stay in a sexless relationship for seven years.

47) Being unhappy.

Thank you for all your questions