Dare Poll - Bondage, Spanking, Messy, Public, Ass, Nettles and more!!

[bdsm_guy1]

Hello GetDare community!

My GF is going out for a few hours on Monday (10th May) afternoon/evening so I'll have some time for a dare or two while she's away. Please vote for your favourite option(s) and I'll do the top voted one as a minimum.

I hardly get any home alone time since the pandemic started, so looking forward to restrictions being lifted soon!!

Dare options - please vote!

1. Bondage: Tie myself up while wearing a gag, nipple clamps, butt plug, chastity cage and collar. Must stay like that for at least 30 mins.

2. Spanking Machine: Spank my ass at least 1000 times using my spanking machine on high power.

3. Messy Wedgie: Stuff several messy food items down my pants and wedgie. Must stay like that for at least 10 mins.

4. Public Exposure Walk: Go for a walk and expose myself discreetly - must obtain 100 points before I can come home (10 points per 30s full nude or 5 points per 30s half nude).

5. Stairwell Strip: Strip in the public stairwell and stay there for at least 5 mins naked, then walk back to my door nude.

6. Ass Stretching Challenge: Douche my ass then spend the evening stretching my ass with larger and larger toys, including a speculum.

7. Naked Chores: Do several home chores while naked / wearing panties, plus gag, nipple clamps and butt plug.

8. Nettle Pain: Go for a walk and sit down in some nettles. Nettles must sting ass for at least 30 seconds (ouch!).

9. Figging: Insert cut ginger in my ass for 5 min. If I remove early, for every minute under the target I must do another dare on this list.

10. Beg for a Dare: Message anyone who voted for this option and request a dare. Time permitting, perform any dare given (within my limits).

Thanks!
Mr. A

P.S. I'm usually awful at remembering to post my final report after I cum, so will make sure I write the report BEFORE I finish

[Azwoodguy2004]

I like the spanking machine. Maybe with a butt plug. Cuff you writs to your ankles too. Make your ass sore as hell before she gets back.

[bdsm_guy1]

Originally Posted by Azwoodguy2004

I like the spanking machine. Maybe with a butt plug. Cuff you writs to your ankles too. Make your ass sore as hell before she gets back.

Sounds good! It will be an added challenge to hold the butt plug in whilst being spanked

I'll need one hand free to steady the machine as it can move quite a lot on high settings! But can bend over and tie the other to my ankle

I may also need to drink a bit during this one - 1000 hard spanks a) takes ages and b) hurts like hell!!

[bdsm_guy1]

I always regret whenever I do this but...

For every individual vote, I will punch my balls hard

For every unique voter, I will wear a chastity cage for +1 hour over the next week

For every post on the thread (excl. my own) I will cane my ass +100 times

If I reach 20 voters before tonight, I will drink a full cup of piss

If I reach 30 voters (unlikely) before tonight, I will go outside for 10 mins with shit up my nose, covered by a face mask (this one would be horrible!!)

Happy voting!

Mr A

[bdsm_guy1]

*BUMP* Few hours to go before I get started with my dares! Thanks to everyone who voted so far!

Currently public exposure walk is the most popular option... note this one will take a while so may not get much chance to do many others tonight!

However, anything I don't get to do today I will do next time my GF is out. She's having her hair done today so there will be 1-2 more follow up appointments in the coming weeks

Thanks!

Mr A

[bdsm_guy1]

My GF is leaving now and I've almost finished work, so will be starting very soon... so please place your votes now!

Nettle pain is currently leading - and I just shaved my ass so this could sting!!

Thanks!!

Mr. A

[Rafiko]

Have fun!! I think you should do more than only the winner.
Let us know how you enjoyed your evening

[bdsm_guy1]

Originally Posted by Rafiko

Have fun!! I think you should do more than only the winner.
Let us know how you enjoyed your evening

Thanks!!

Yes I'm trying to plan the top ones into my evening! I don't want to overcommit as my GF will only be out for a couple of hours, but will hopefully get a few done!

I started by douching my asshole as this will enable several other dares. Will now complete the spanking then will go for a walk + nettles (as that will take some time!). Worst case I can continue the ass stretching (currently #4) once my GF is home again.

Wish me luck!!

[bdsm_guy1]

So I've just completed the 1000 spanks... wow that was painful!!

I managed to get through around 500 with a wooden cane attached to my spanking machine, then the cane kept slipping so I did the next 300 manually. I then attached a plastic cane to the machine and did another 100... by this point my poor ass started to bleed a bit so I decided to give the final 100 spanks to my chest (using the machine). So now I have a very painful ass and painful man-tits!!

And as there have been 2 posts I need to do another 200 spanks (probably to tits again as I don't want my ass to bleed any more!!)

Heading out for a walk now... this will cover the public exposure plus nettles.

Will report back once home, hopefully my GF won't be home for a while!!

Mr A

[bdsm_guy1]

Writing this report as I walk to the station to meet my GF after her hair appointment.

Wow.

So I've just been for the walk and had to go for about 30 min to reach a secluded spot where I knew I could strip and noone could see. There were also nettles.

I arrived just as my GF texted to say she was on the way back. I didn't have long.

I knelt down and dropped my trousers, placing my ass into the nettles. It made my ass numb quite quickly but wasn't too bad. As I was ready to remove the rest of my clothes for the exposure dare, two guys appeared!! I quickly pulled up my trousers and walked out. Don't think they saw anything but were probably quite confused about what I was doing here!!

Anyway I started walking back home and managed to duck behind some bushes along a walking path by the river. Noone was here so I removed my top and trousers and waited for 5 mins, meaning I passed the exposure dare!! I know it wasn't exactly public but it was good enough I think! If I get time alone overnight I will try to strip in a more public place...

So I will pick my GF up and try to continue the dares if I can, otherwise will pick up next time. I also have about 26 hours worth of chastity cage over the next week!!

Will provide further updates when possible.

Mr A

[bdsm_guy1]

*Updated 11 May 01:41 BST*

End of Day update..

1. Nettle Pain (17 votes) - DONE!
2. Public Exposure Walk (13 votes) - DONE!
3. Spanking Machine (11 votes) - DONE!
4. Ass Stretching Challenge (11 votes) - DONE!*
5. Stairwell Strip (9 votes) - DONE!*
6. Figging (9 votes) - DONE!*
7. Messy Wedgie (9 votes) - defer to next time alone
8. Bondage (8 votes) - defer to next time alone
9. Naked Chores (7 votes) - defer to next time alone
10. Beg for a Dare! (6 votes) - DONE! (messages sent)

So not bad progress for a few hours! I'll pick up the remaining ones next time I'm home alone, likely in a couple of weeks.

Bonus:

• Punch balls for every vote - [x100] DONE!*
• Wear chastity cage for 1h for every voter - [x33h] in progress, 6/33 done today
• Cane ass 100x for every post - [x200] defer to next time alone
• Drink cup of piss (20 votes) - DONE!*
• Go outside with shit up nose (30 votes) - defer to evening / next time alone

*Additional reports:

Ass stretching - while I didn't use the speculum (yet) I'd say I got pretty close to my maximum ass stretching! Since earlier in the day I started wearing a butt plug, which I slowly increased to a large dilator. I wore this one during my long 1h+ walk (it hurt so much to remove as 1. it's huge and 2. the lube had worn off!) and was then able to get most of my fist in my ass once home!!

Ball punching - I actually did this while I was crouched behind the bush for the public exposure dare. I'd guess I did about 50 punches, and as 100 are due I've just done another 50 now (and my balls are throbbing as I write this!!)

*NEW* Figging - I managed to do this once after my GF went to sleep. I carved a butt plug out of ginger, sat in a dark room and watched porn with a timer running. I managed to last until about 7 mins before removing, although this was mainly due to boredom than pain. Overall it wasn't very painful unless I was constantly moving it around. Note - while it may seem like the obvious step up to try chilli sauce, I have tried mild sauce before and it hurts like a m*therf*cker!

*NEW* Drink cup of piss - also did this one tonight after my GF was asleep. Peed into a small cup and drank. The warmth was unpleasant but thankfully it was quite diluted so didn't taste too strong. While it certainly wasn't nice, I've had worse!

*NEW* Stairwell strip - so while my GF was asleep (at about 2am) I went for a walk outside initially. I walked for about 20 min to the nearest patch of nettles. I pulled down my pants and leaned into the nettled, ass first. For some reason this one was worse than when I did it during the day - and also much more exciting as it was right by a public footpath! Anyway, after that I went home and up to the 13th floor for the stairwell strip. I removed my trousers, top and panties (yep, I was also humiliating myself by wearing girls panties!) and waited nude for 5 minutes. The time passed VERY slowly and I was very nervous for any sound. After 5 min, I walked down to my floor (still nude) and up to the door. I got dressed outside the door (in case my GF heard me coming in... I didn't want to explain why I was out so late never mind why I was naked!!), which actually meant I stayed in the hallway for longer anyway. And that's it!

Mr A

P.S. My ass still feels quite numb, not sure if it's the spanking or the nettles, or a bit of both!!