Masturbation Month Challenge

iSpuds · 05-06-2014, 12:24 AM

May is National Masturbation Month.

Most of us masturbate every day as it is, so what makes May so special? This challenge, of course!

And hell - who cares if you're not American? Join in anyway. Do it. Because I say so.

Anyway, since it's already late, this dare will go on for the rest of the month.

Step 1: Daily Roll

First thing you do is roll a six-sided die every day. The number you get is how many times you must repeat the challenge for that day.

Step 2: Edges

You may cum at any point each day, provided you first complete the number of edges for each repetition. For instance, if you roll a 6 and today is the 6th of May, you will repeat today's challenge 6 times, having six edges each time, before you can cum. When you decide to repeat your challenges is up to you.

Step 3: Daily Challenges.
Below is a challenge for each day of the month, starting with today. Let's see if you can make it to the end.

May 6th: Have a masturbation session that lasts at least 20 minutes.

May 7th: Masturbate through your underwear. This includes your orgasm.

May 8th: Masturbate through humping an object you've never humped.

May 9th: It's my birthday! Masturbate as you normally would, but hold each edge until you say, "Happy Birthday, iSpuds!" 21 times.

May 10th: Pick three rooms and masturbate in each of them.

May 11th: Pick a 30-minute-long porn clip and do not stop touching your genitals until the very end.

May 12th: Masturbate while watching something very mundane on TV.

May 13th: Masturbate using every toy you own.

May 14th: Spend at least 15 minutes stimulating something other than your penis/vagina. You may edge normally afterwards.

May 15th: Pick a "trigger word" and then choose a book or article to read. You may touch yourself for five minutes every time you encounter that word.

May 16th: Masturbate while listening to the song, 16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

May 17th: Masturbate with your head hanging off the side of the bed.

May 18th: Masturbate with the room being very hot or very cold. Either way, you must be totally nude.

May 19th: Masturbate while doing any household chore.

May 20th: Masturbate on the floor.

May 21st: Masturbate while calling a phone number with an automated answering system(e.g. A credit card company).

May 22nd: Masturbate while drawing a picture.

May 23rd: Masturbate while on the toilet.

May 24th: Choose one hole to be filled while you masturbate.

May 25th: Masturbate as quietly as you can.

May 26th: Masturbate as loudly as you can.

May 27th: Reach your edges as quickly as possible.

May 28th: Masturbate while fully clothed.

May 29th: Masturbate using something that vibrates (even your phone).

May 30th: Trace the letters of the alphabet on your genitals while you masturbate.

May 31st: Masturbate your favorite way.

Punishments: Since Ilovetoplay mentioned it, the punishment for missing/failing any challenge is two days of chastity in June. So, if you were to fail on May 8th, 15th, and 26th, you would start June off being in chastity until June 6th.

Happy May~

StrawDog · 05-06-2014, 07:52 AM

Not sure if I'm going to take on this challenge, but I will be sure to honour your birthday!

Ilovetoplay · 05-06-2014, 01:35 PM

Oh, a pity, this sounds really great, since I love masturbating.

Yet I'm not sure, if I'll be able to fulfill the daily duties... Will there be any punishments for failure?

iSpuds · 05-06-2014, 03:58 PM

Yep, edited the OP.

lesbianlover · 05-07-2014, 07:21 PM

What if you don't have any toys then what?

MrRich · 05-07-2014, 09:33 PM

Awesome! Thanks for a great dare!

Nwbie · 05-11-2014, 02:44 PM

I did may the 17th once already by coincidence/accident and well I got very dizzy and a bit nauseous.

Even thought I would have passed out had I stood up directly afterwards, very scary :P

Al in Stockings · 05-12-2014, 01:11 PM

this looks like good fun, It's the 13th here so can I start on the 15th?

Mr-Lover-Lover · 04-30-2023, 05:12 PM

Tomorrow is May.

05-06-2014, 12:24 AM	#1
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Masturbation Month Challenge May is National Masturbation Month. Most of us masturbate every day as it is, so what makes May so special? This challenge, of course! And hell - who cares if you're not American? Join in anyway. Do it. Because I say so. Anyway, since it's already late, this dare will go on for the rest of the month. Step 1: Daily Roll First thing you do is roll a six-sided die every day. The number you get is how many times you must repeat the challenge for that day. Step 2: Edges You may cum at any point each day, provided you first complete the number of edges for each repetition. For instance, if you roll a 6 and today is the 6th of May, you will repeat today's challenge 6 times, having six edges each time, before you can cum. When you decide to repeat your challenges is up to you. Step 3: Daily Challenges. Below is a challenge for each day of the month, starting with today. Let's see if you can make it to the end. May 6th: Have a masturbation session that lasts at least 20 minutes. May 7th: Masturbate through your underwear. This includes your orgasm. May 8th: Masturbate through humping an object you've never humped. May 9th: It's my birthday! Masturbate as you normally would, but hold each edge until you say, "Happy Birthday, iSpuds!" 21 times. May 10th: Pick three rooms and masturbate in each of them. May 11th: Pick a 30-minute-long porn clip and do not stop touching your genitals until the very end. May 12th: Masturbate while watching something very mundane on TV. May 13th: Masturbate using every toy you own. May 14th: Spend at least 15 minutes stimulating something other than your penis/vagina. You may edge normally afterwards. May 15th: Pick a "trigger word" and then choose a book or article to read. You may touch yourself for five minutes every time you encounter that word. May 16th: Masturbate while listening to the song, 16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford. May 17th: Masturbate with your head hanging off the side of the bed. May 18th: Masturbate with the room being very hot or very cold. Either way, you must be totally nude. May 19th: Masturbate while doing any household chore. May 20th: Masturbate on the floor. May 21st: Masturbate while calling a phone number with an automated answering system(e.g. A credit card company). May 22nd: Masturbate while drawing a picture. May 23rd: Masturbate while on the toilet. May 24th: Choose one hole to be filled while you masturbate. May 25th: Masturbate as quietly as you can. May 26th: Masturbate as loudly as you can. May 27th: Reach your edges as quickly as possible. May 28th: Masturbate while fully clothed. May 29th: Masturbate using something that vibrates (even your phone). May 30th: Trace the letters of the alphabet on your genitals while you masturbate. May 31st: Masturbate your favorite way. Punishments: Since Ilovetoplay mentioned it, the punishment for missing/failing any challenge is two days of chastity in June. So, if you were to fail on May 8th, 15th, and 26th, you would start June off being in chastity until June 6th. Happy May~ __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!" Last edited by iSpuds; 05-06-2014 at 03:58 PM.

05-06-2014, 07:52 AM	#2
StrawDog getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,759 Blog Entries: 17	Not sure if I'm going to take on this challenge, but I will be sure to honour your birthday! __________________ Likes/Dislikes/Limits are in my blog 'A man’s character is most evident by how he treats those who are not in a position either to retaliate or reciprocate.' -Paul Eldridge

05-06-2014, 03:58 PM	#4
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Yep, edited the OP. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-07-2014, 07:21 PM	#5
lesbianlover Junior Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: Narnia Posts: 10	What if you don't have any toys then what? __________________ My likes are vaginal penetration, creative dares, masturbation, slight pain I am open to New things that aren't one of my limits My limits are blood, Permenent, animals, family, pics, public, cam/video chat

05-07-2014, 09:33 PM	#6
MrRich Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 32	Awesome! Thanks for a great dare! __________________ MrRich 31 M Loves: PAIN!!! Food, messy, piss, panties, CBT, dice dares, bondage Likes: urethral insertions, anal, ATM, shemales Dislikes: light scat Limits: Skype, sharing pictures or video, family, animals, blood, permanent My biggest fantasy is to be a slave to a woman in real life.

05-06-2014, 01:35 PM	#3
Ilovetoplay Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 16	Oh, a pity, this sounds really great, since I love masturbating. Yet I'm not sure, if I'll be able to fulfill the daily duties... Will there be any punishments for failure?

05-11-2014, 02:44 PM	#7
Nwbie getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Belgium near Brussels <=> south of Netherlands Posts: 1,406 Blog Entries: 6	I did may the 17th once already by coincidence/accident and well I got very dizzy and a bit nauseous. Even thought I would have passed out had I stood up directly afterwards, very scary :P __________________ 24 year old, male To open or Not to open Likes, Limits, read please. Me when I wake up http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1025420

05-12-2014, 01:11 PM	#8
Al in Stockings Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 6	this looks like good fun, It's the 13th here so can I start on the 15th? __________________ Likes : Cross dressing private, Cross dressing semi public(nearly getting seen)Light Anal , Humiliation , Pain, Femdom, Cum eating . Limits: pee/poo, messy, permanent, family, and Face pics.

04-30-2023, 05:12 PM	#9
Mr-Lover-Lover Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 15	May Tomorrow is May. __________________ M/Straight/Dom DM for chats or ask for Kik