25, F, and Kiwi - Open for Questions!

[RosieMarlowe]

Heya everyone! I'm Rosie, a 25 year old PhD student from an archipelago in the southern hemisphere with lots of sheep and intense biosecurity laws.

Today I am posting here so that you can all ask me questions!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't ask me to do your maths homework for you (how else will you learn?) but most other things should be on the table so long as it is not identifying information! Thus I request that you all ask away and learn the truth behind the keyboard.


In order to get the obvious questions out of the way first I will post the three most common questions I imagine everyone gets asked:
Pineapple on Pizza? I do not judge you negatively for doing it but I never would
Reebok or Nike? Oh yeah!
Favourite Animal? Giraffes (v. cute)

[sq34ky1]

OK, I'll get the obvious question out of the way first ....

Have you ever tried the Haka naked except for a piercing or two and a bead of sweat running from your back to your butt crack?

[marc645]

So you like bondage and are a switch....

What is the longest you have been bound?
What is the longest you have bound somebody?

[batfinch]

Do you always sit on a toilet seat

At home
At Work
At a female friends house
At A male friends house
In A Unisex Toilet
In A ladies toilet

Is the answer the same for whatever you need to do

[RosieMarlowe]

Right all, here are the answers to your first lot of questions:

Have you ever tried the Haka naked except for a piercing or two and a bead of sweat running from your back to your butt crack?

I have never been sporty enough to have to Haka so sadly I have not.

What is the longest you have been bound?

I have on one occasion been left tied up for a whole evening so that was maybe a few hours and I tell you now - it felt great!

What is the longest you have bound somebody?

I have had a boyfriend tied up all night once on his bed while I teased him a bit, went to sleep and did some other more normal stuff. I thin he really enjoyed the whole experience and I can tell you I did too - it felt great!

Do you always sit on a toilet seat?

Yes.

[marc645]

What was the most humilating thing you have done?

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Have you ever caught somebody else masturbating or having sex?

[ubertino]

Describe your body in great detail.
What is the most extreme thing that you are willing to do bdsm-wise.

[submale_21]

1) what are y wearing right now? Explain in details
2) type of underwear you usually wear?
3) pubic hair? (Laser, wax, trimmed)
4) last 3 person saw you naked?
5) last time had a shower/cum?
6) your kinkiest fantasy?
7) the kinkiest dare you were forced to do?
8) most weird / kinkiest porn you watched?

[RosieMarlowe]

Its early in the morning, I haven't even had breakfast yet. I'm half asleep and maybe even a bit hung over but I am coming here to this thread to answer all of your questions about me!

What was the most humilating thing you have done?

I told a colleague that I could prove a conjecture that he had been working at in the next week. I tried, failed and then was made to buy drinks. This is a lesson about hubris - I become quite a prideful person when I've had a few drinks but this one really set me down low. Also perhaps confirmed in the minds of some present the stereotypes about women in my field. I have not made this mistake since.

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

No, or at least, not that I know of.

Have you ever caught somebody else masturbating or having sex?

I once walked in on one of my housemates masturbating. He was super embarrassed and so was I. We never talked about it again and after that I always knocked on the door before entering.

Describe your body in great detail.

I'm around 5'10 and quite lightweight. I have the pale skin of someone who is quite obviously experiencing white privileged and I do burn quite easily. My hair is a dark brown and long enough that I have to tie it up at pretty much all times.
I don't wear glasses because I can see. My eyes are grey like the sea on a stormy day which sounds super romantic when I put it like that but in reality its quite boring to look at.
My breasts are quite small and so normally float under the radar when necessary.
I have the feet of a colossus and the hands of a bumble bee. My legs are good at walking and my arms are good at lifting. I keep most of myself well shaved but often allow some growth in the pubic hair area because who can even be bothered these days?
Some of my teeth are pretty wonky because I had a wonky childhood and never got them fixed up. I have a rather big nose - the kind you wouldn't want to have in 30s Germany. A nickname sometimes applied to me is Rosie the Nose.
I also have ears but as you can probably tell I'm reaching a bit for more details right now, maybe I'll edit in some if they occur to me during breakfast.

What is the most extreme thing that you are willing to do bdsm-wise.

I have no idea what I'm willing to do, that's why we're all here right?
In seriousness though I have mostly kept my BDSM stuff firmly in the bedroom and wouldn't really want to expand too far outside of that. A lot of the lifestyle stuff that you see at the clubs is of no interest to me.

what are y wearing right now? Explain in details

I am wearing blue pyjamas. They are made of something like wool, maybe a wool and synthetic fabric or maybe just wool. I could probably check to see on the label but it is cold outside and I don't want to unsnuggle from my duvet and I'm also not sure you care.
They have a top bit with several buttons and a bottom bit with only 2 buttons. Its quite a warm bit of kit for cold winters nights like we have right now and I like them within that context.

type of underwear you usually wear?

I normally wear brief-style underwear in unexciting colours because why put effort into something nobody is going to see?

pubic hair?

Yes

last 3 person saw you naked?

A doctor saw me semi-naked not too long ago but she was very nice about it (its her job after all). I also had a boyfriend a few months ago who manged to undress me a few times. After that I have no idea... It might even have been the boyfriend before that which goes back a few years.

last time had a shower/cum?

Last time I had a shower was yesterday, last time I got to cum was at the start of the week and the last time I did both at the same time was a few weeks ago!

your kinkiest fantasy?

One of my best friends from uni was ridiculously hot. Often when i touch myself I like to imagine him tying me up, having sex with me, spanking me and cumming on my face. I always feel a bit guilty afterwards because we're still amazing friends and I would never even dream of asking him out or turning our relationship sexual.

the kinkiest dare you were forced to do?

Nobody forces me to do anything.

most weird / kinkiest porn you watched?

I once watched some porn with people who get off pretending to be horses. I don't want to kink shame anyone so if that is you then all power to you but gosh that seems super weird.

[ubertino]

Describe how you lost your virginity.
Have you tried anal and if not, are you interested in trying?

[RosieMarlowe]

Originally Posted by ubertino

Describe how you lost your virginity.

Same way most people do, I had sex...

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Alright maybe you want a bit more than that. I had sex with a boy who had a penis and he put it inside me and it hurt a bit but it was kinda exciting. In retrospect the first time sucked but it was fun and the two of us worked well together as a couple so I'm glad he was the one I lost it to.

Originally Posted by ubertino

Have you tried anal and if not, are you interested in trying?

Nope, I have never tried it. I'm not sure I want anyone sticking anything up my bum but that said if I ever have a boyfriend who is really into strapons I think I might give that a go.