11-02-2018, 03:54 AM
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...your space cruiser makes an awful rattle in third gear, causing slight vibrations while light-speeding?
The move forward you should allways...
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11-02-2018, 05:40 AM
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Stranger with candy
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...turn around 180 degrees and move backwards.
That's when I realized that the only possible option was...
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this  My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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11-10-2018, 03:28 AM
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Account Banned
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...to perform the urgent brain surgery myself without any delay. The operation had mixed results.
Christmas must be coming really close because when i look outside...
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11-11-2018, 04:21 PM
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I admire myself in the mirror.
The fastest way to a woman's heart is....
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So it turns out that I am a girl and not a boy. YAY!! though that does make me a diapered princess. Sad that I can't update my username though. |
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11-11-2018, 04:57 PM
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Senior Member
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To buy her a gerbil!
I went to the park because |
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11-13-2018, 10:08 AM
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Account Banned
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...i was feeling hungry and had my mind set on some freshly caught goose eggs. I ended up buying a hotdog.
The key ingredient of hotdogs is...
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11-17-2018, 12:36 AM
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Stranger with candy
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..the dog, and the best ones can be found in Korean supermarkets, in that freezer by the corner that only the "ones-in-the-know" know.
I always choose Planet Express to send packages of Popplers to Omicron Persei 8 because...
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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11-19-2018, 09:12 AM
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...they have climate-controlled cargo bays to ensure an excellent preservation, thus keeping the Emperor satisfied.
Personally i favor Klingons above Omicronians because...
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11-19-2018, 10:46 AM
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Stranger with candy
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...my Japanese accent doesn't allow me to pronounce Lrrrr's name.
The main reason why I stay up late to watch Futurama is...
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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11-21-2018, 09:22 AM
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...i can't get enough of Bending Unit 22 (AKA Bender Bending Rodriguez) and his non-bending adventures.
In the future, most robots will...
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11-21-2018, 09:35 AM
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In the future, most robots will apply discipline to owners.
All I want for christmas is...
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Last Orgasm: 11/24/2023 POLL Total: 17 800 / 452 800 swats to my pussy left before I can cum  Likes / dislikes / limits  Implements to Spank me PM DARES:
Currently completing Birthday Spanking Thread |
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11-22-2018, 08:40 PM
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Stranger with candy
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...to be bent over Bender's cold metal knees and be spanked until my ass cheeks look Christmasy.
Nothing can actually save you from...
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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11-29-2018, 06:25 AM
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Posts: 76
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...the inevitable release of death.
Once a weirdo...
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~Let's chat. Just you and me.~ Here's a little thing about me if you wanted to know: 9/26/19 == Results from bdsmtest.org == 99% Degrader 99% Master/Mistress 98% Dominant 97% Brat tamer 96% Owner 96% Daddy/Mommy 83% Primal (Hunter) 75% Sadist 69% Rigger 60% Exhibitionist 59% Switch 58% Experimentalist 57% Voyeur [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] |
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