The last non-mod to post here wins - Page 176

saltychip · 08-30-2021, 12:35 PM

Sorry to take this award from you Cassandra... you'll have to explain to your parents and loved ones about why...

Expensive for who? You? Are you offering something for each goat I count?! Have you been holding out on me?

LPV · 08-30-2021, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassandra

Plugged for this post 20/20.

This is the last post. I win. Thanks to everyone for participating. Thanks to my parents for what they gave me. Thanks to my friends and loved ones for all their support.

See post 2616, please.

Triangle, I miss you!

Runesmith · 08-31-2021, 01:37 AM

Actually, the offer was for 25 goats... you know, those with humps.

saltychip · 08-31-2021, 03:30 AM

Alright, now I'm getting confused with these metaphors...

Is it the goats or camels you want now?

Runesmith · 08-31-2021, 03:44 AM

Well, maybe goats. They hump everything, right? I mean, everything?

saltychip · 08-31-2021, 03:57 AM

Fantastic... so I'll just continue on with counting the goats

What are you doing with all these goats anyway?

Wolf007 · 08-31-2021, 08:29 AM

I've heard he's naming them one by one. So when a certain name is called, the corresponding goat would theoretically come to him. Theoretically.

saltychip · 08-31-2021, 08:43 AM

Oh, I hopes he's named one after me. I can guarantee it probably wouldn't listen for the first 5 or 6 times it's name has been called... it'd probably get into all kinds of trouble too

Runesmith · 08-31-2021, 09:31 AM

You mean the one that always climbs on top of tables? Yeah, that one is totally named after you.

So, since I am a goat herder now, can I invent my own religion?

knorke · 08-31-2021, 09:49 AM

Oh, of course you can invent a religion - what about one where you no longer post in this thread or you’ll be eaten by a goat?

Runesmith · 08-31-2021, 09:51 AM

But... but... I am planning to make this thread my gospel.

Any volunteers to be apostles?

saltychip · 08-31-2021, 10:23 AM

Do I actually have to listen...? And will there be rules carved into stone?

Wolf007 · 08-31-2021, 10:24 AM

I would be an obvious candidate. But I'm already committed to the unforgiven lifestyle...

Runesmith · 09-01-2021, 01:35 AM

But can you talk to statues? Do they talk back to you? Do you see images of goats on your morning toast? If that is the case, pick up an application form.

saltychip · 09-01-2021, 05:47 AM

If I drink enough they do... will you be turning my water into wine? Blueberry preferably... I do love me some blueberry wine

However, I don't see the the goat in my toast... so sadly, I don't meet all of your criteria

08-30-2021, 12:35 PM	#2626
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Sorry to take this award from you Cassandra... you'll have to explain to your parents and loved ones about why... Expensive for who? You? Are you offering something for each goat I count?! Have you been holding out on me? __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

08-31-2021, 01:37 AM	#2628
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Actually, the offer was for 25 goats... you know, those with humps. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-31-2021, 03:30 AM	#2629
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Alright, now I'm getting confused with these metaphors... Is it the goats or camels you want now? __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

08-31-2021, 03:44 AM	#2630
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Well, maybe goats. They hump everything, right? I mean, everything? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-31-2021, 03:57 AM	#2631
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Fantastic... so I'll just continue on with counting the goats What are you doing with all these goats anyway? __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

08-31-2021, 08:29 AM	#2632
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	I've heard he's naming them one by one. So when a certain name is called, the corresponding goat would theoretically come to him. Theoretically. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

08-31-2021, 08:43 AM	#2633
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Oh, I hopes he's named one after me. I can guarantee it probably wouldn't listen for the first 5 or 6 times it's name has been called... it'd probably get into all kinds of trouble too __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

08-31-2021, 09:31 AM	#2634
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	You mean the one that always climbs on top of tables? Yeah, that one is totally named after you. So, since I am a goat herder now, can I invent my own religion? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-31-2021, 09:49 AM	#2635
knorke Glitter Princess Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Wherever I'm with you Posts: 1,840 Blog Entries: 11	Oh, of course you can invent a religion - what about one where you no longer post in this thread or you’ll be eaten by a goat? __________________ L&L

08-31-2021, 09:51 AM	#2636
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	But... but... I am planning to make this thread my gospel. Any volunteers to be apostles? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-31-2021, 10:23 AM	#2637
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Do I actually have to listen...? And will there be rules carved into stone? __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

08-31-2021, 10:24 AM	#2638
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	I would be an obvious candidate. But I'm already committed to the unforgiven lifestyle... __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

09-01-2021, 01:35 AM	#2639
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	But can you talk to statues? Do they talk back to you? Do you see images of goats on your morning toast? If that is the case, pick up an application form. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-01-2021, 05:47 AM	#2640
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	If I drink enough they do... will you be turning my water into wine? Blueberry preferably... I do love me some blueberry wine However, I don't see the the goat in my toast... so sadly, I don't meet all of your criteria __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.