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Old 12-01-2016, 10:08 PM   #16
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Why do you assume mail carrier's male?
Sometimes a female delivers the mail.
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Old 12-02-2016, 12:51 AM   #17
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Soon my parcels will be delivered by drone
Controlled by the postie via an app on their phone
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Old 12-02-2016, 05:29 AM   #18
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Delivery by drone would be pretty neat
If they'd stop sending mine to the house down the street -_-
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Old 12-02-2016, 05:49 AM   #19
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I don't think drones would be any better
Just bring my package along with my letter
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:51 AM   #20
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Who writes letters, in this day and age?
Except your granddad - a reclusive sage.
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Old 12-02-2016, 07:44 PM   #21
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I like letters, I rarely get post!
Letters from Monkey make me smile the most :3
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"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

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Old 12-03-2016, 12:14 AM   #22
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Even the thought of it turns me pale
I've never seen a monkey deliver the mail
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Old 12-05-2016, 09:19 AM   #23
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How awesome if a postal Ape
Was making my letter box gape
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Old 12-06-2016, 02:13 AM   #24
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Are you just making an idle boast?
Or is your mailbox full of Christmas post?
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Old 12-06-2016, 05:35 AM   #25
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Well something is definitely bulging
And it's not due to festive indulging
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Old 12-06-2016, 08:33 AM   #26
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Bulging can be due to many different things
Maybe it's best to see what tomorrow brings
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Old 12-06-2016, 08:41 AM   #27
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I'm desperately hoping that this load
Isn't volatile and liable to explode
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Old 12-06-2016, 09:02 AM   #28
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All I know is that if the bulge is prominent
It's a clear indication an explosion's imminent
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Old 12-06-2016, 09:23 AM   #29
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Oh really, then this could get quite messy
There's a large jar of jam sent by Aunt Bessie
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:37 AM   #30
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Is aunt Bessie the one with big tits?
Whose orgasms are loud and resemble fits?
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