The corrupted wish game.

[Trebaldin]

Granted, but they're all bigger than you are and you only get them after they've taken you from behind. :P

I wish i had a house with a garden big enough to have a dog roaming it and a of course a dog, a german shepherd to be exact.

[kaiman]

Haha really fun thread!

Wish granted, but the german shepered is going to live in the house and you are going to live in the garden. Always on your fours and you can only bark

I wish i could never stop travelling and visit every single place on the face of the Earth

[Scavis]

You're able to visit every place on the Earth, but every single place you visit increases suspicion within a secret cult that is growing more and more paranoid of your actions with each visit, as you are conveniently always close to stumbling upon their plans. At your last stop, you are abducted and taken to a cult hideout, forced into initiation and never allowed to leave.


I wish that I were able to cure my shy bladder and finally pee with ease at the urinals in public restrooms when I need it badly.

[Wolf007]

Granted! Your blatter did shrink a little in the curing process unfortunately...you now almost need to run from one public restroom to another because you have to go ALL the time.



I wish I'd succeed in anything i want to try in life.

[kaiman]

Originally Posted by Wolf007

Granted! Your blatter did shrink a little in the curing process unfortunately...you now almost need to run from one public restroom to another because you have to go ALL the time.



I wish I'd succeed in anything i want to try in life.

Wish granted! You'll succeed in everything.

You'll get the best job ever, the one you always wanted. Richness beyond imagination. A royal mansion populated by all the girls you wanted to fall at your feet. You'll get good at everything you ever wanted to learn and you'll be so successfull in sports and training that you'll win every competition and your body will be perfect. Exactly as you always wanted.

Sadly, you'll notice soon enough that you already got everything that you wanted and the desire for everything will start to fade. At first, for competitions. "What's the point if I already know I'm going to win!?" and little by little that feeling will seep into every aspect of your life.

By your fifties, you will not even want to try and raise yourself from the bed, and you'll spend there all your remaining time on this Earth, watching the ceiling.

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I wish I could get people naked by looking at them and snapping my fingers.

[Maisha]

Originally Posted by kaiman

I wish I could get people naked by looking at them and snapping my fingers.

Granted, but as soon as everybody know about it, nobody wants to be with you anymore, because they don't want to be snapped naked. Eventually you will become a very lonely person.

I wish I could make people rich and healthy by looking at them and snapping my fingers.

[Wolf007]

Wish granted!
Unfortunately, during a trip through the jungle you come across an isolated tribe. After snapping your fingers to the local shaman, he decides to chop off your hands so they can be worshipped after you're gone back home. This tribe is currently known as "the handy people".


I wish i could be immortal like vampires.

[HypnoGuy20]

Granted! Unfortunately your immortality stolen from vampires also means you have the same weaknesses as a vampire. Though I'm sure this pandemic and staying indoors makes staying out of sunlight easy enough.

I wish being motivated to be productive was a lot easier.

[Dareme2020]

Wish granted but any sex you have your dad is watching

I wish that I could be stripped by someone about 10 years older then me who’s also male and then they abuse me a make me do what they want for example suck their cock, fuck me

[Bluntwick]

I wish that I could be stripped by someone about 10 years older then me who’s also male and then they abuse me a make me do what they want for example suck their cock, fuck me

Your wish is granted but:

the older male is a cripple whos dick doesnt work anymore so instead he only spanks and torture you with toys and his hands

I wish i had the chanche to meet an older daddy dom and serve him for a week as trial

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now you have a chance, and that chance is 1 in 857,375,926,857,211,319,447,813 (or, in other words, almost equal to the chance of winning the 1st prize in Eurojackpot three times). Happy now?

I wish Betelgeuse would go supernova in my lifetime, and that I could see it.

[mrrMann93]

Wish granted, but a new international federation of women’s rights convention was taking place at the base and there are 10 women left on the planet, all lesbians, they are celebrities now and you can see them any time you turn on the TV, but you’ll never have the chance to have sex with a woman again

I wish I could get any person I want to have sex with me just by looking at them

[ExplorerOfDesires]

Originally Posted by mrrMann93

I wish I could get any person I want to have sex with me just by looking at them

Wish granted, every adult that you look at, will want to have sex with you,.. the good looking man and women,.. the older heavily obese men and women,.. the less savory people... and all these people might be slightly aggressive in their attempts to have sex with you. Sure, you might file a complaint, but the police and judges will experience the same urge and therefor cannot do anything else then judge that it is you who keeps encouraging people, and thus that it is your fault.

I wish for world peace.

[dared to perfection]

You wish is granted you get world peace within two weeks of making the wish, though the day after your wish a meteor hits the planet killing all things capable of cognitive thought and aggression. Plants regrow within the year and cohabiting insects inherit the earth.

I wish the day I die my conscience travels back through time and I live my whole life for a second time with all the memories from my first life.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You memories of the previous life are there, and everything happens exactly the same, including this wish. That means, when you die that slow, horrible agonizing death, you are reborn to live it all through, again and again and again...like a life-long groundhog day. Knowing the day you die and the horrible way you die is something to look forward to in each life, isn't it?

I wish that I was as good at the barbecue as my neighbour is.