DressUpClown's AMA - Ask me and dress me

[DressUpClown]

Well... you know what to do But since I want to be sooo unique, here's a special rule.

In every post you make in this thread, specify a costume (check my signature), and I will wear that costume while replying to you!

You can throw in a little silly/embarrassing task I can do at home if you want to, just for good measure, but that's optional

Hope you'll have fun!

[Birdman5262005]

How did you get into clowns?
Wear your clown nose and blue clown wig.
You should masturbate until orgasm on a pie and then pie yourself in the face with that pie. Picture proof would be great ;-)

[DressUpClown]

Originally Posted by Birdman5262005

How did you get into clowns?
Wear your clown nose and blue clown wig.
You should masturbate until orgasm on a pie and then pie yourself in the face with that pie. Picture proof would be great ;-)

Thank you for the first post! I guess I'll do the dare tomorrow when I have more free time to clean up Now I've just put on what you asked me to

I think it was because of a childhood experience. As a kid I fell in love with teachers easily, so a nice, cheerful young teacher prepping me for an embarrassing initiation day photoshoot and teasing me light-heartedly about the clown outfit everyone was forced to wear must have been it

[Butterfly]

If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know?

What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?

What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?

What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier?

If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it?

[DressUpClown]

Wow, I stopped actually checking my thread, but here you are! Thank you for the questions. You didn't specify a costume, so I'm wearing a clown nose while writing this

If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know?
I'd like to know everything about how Putin is messing with other countries and who works for him

What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?
An octopus, they're pretty smart already.

What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?
Super short hair, equal length everywhere. Fucking horrible

What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier?
Going to sleep on time

If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it?
I'd build a spectacular amateur rallycross racetrack.

[Itchynugat]

While answering this, I expect you to wear a clown nose and wig, clown makeup like the girl in your profile pic, a polka dot dress, and striped tights.
After answering, get yourself in as public a positioning as you dare, take a pie to your face, wait a full minute before moving or cleaning yourself up.

What is the most humiliating Public dare that you have completed? (hidden public is okay so long as there was a chance of being seen)

Have you given yourself a clown name, and if so, what is it?

What is the most impressive dare that you’ve encountered, but haven’t attempted yourself?

[DressUpClown]

Whoa! I'm just going to stand by the window... I hope no one looks!

What is the most humiliating Public dare that you have completed? (hidden public is okay so long as there was a chance of being seen)
By a girl, to wear bunny ears to the office. Well, she and her entire department were delighted.

Have you given yourself a clown name, and if so, what is it?
Nope, I think I'm going to wait for someone to do it for me. I would like it to be a girl name, of course.

What is the most impressive dare that you’ve encountered, but haven’t attempted yourself?
I considered going to a huge costume parade dressed a s a clown, with some whipped cream and paper plates prepared, and holding a sign saying "pie me". I didn't but I think I could do that one day and allow everyone to pie me in the face

[alex_af1996]

bras, panties and nightdresses of various colors - red bra and panties while answering

List of sex toys?

First time you fingered your self?

Ever tried fingering your ass?

Why do you like to dress up?

Would you ever dominate someone?

[DressUpClown]

Originally Posted by alex_af1996

bras, panties and nightdresses of various colors - red bra and panties while answering

Thank you! *blush*

List of sex toys?
Apart from the costumes, only a cheap plastic vibrator

First time you fingered your self?
You must have not realized I'm a dude - sorry for the disappointment :P

Ever tried fingering your ass?
There was a time when I was experimenting with that, but it's too much bother and not enough kicks

Why do you like to dress up?
Hmm... I guess it gives a range of emotions. From feeling cute, to feeling silly and happy, to utter humiliation. I also like the sensation of looking completely different and I'm super satisfied when I put together a good outfit

Would you ever dominate someone?
I don't get much kick out of it. Surprisingly, in the sense of physically leading the dance in bed, I'm more of a dominant person. Definitely not when it goes down to kinky stuff, though