ASStonishing questions

Jaro · 11-16-2018, 08:17 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
Do people ever comment on your ass?
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?

Jaro · 11-23-2018, 08:28 PM

Please note: you do not need to be a callipygian in order to answer this.

Aus_Filth · 11-24-2018, 12:49 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
Not a great ass unfortunately, probably like a 5
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
Somewhere in between smart and lazy ass, will do stuff when the time calls for it but I'll chill and be sarcastic otherwise
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
Pretty well honestly
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Hard to tell off one fuck but not bad
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
Pretty hairy, would do something about if told to
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
I love tight compression stuff or latex, thongs too
Do people ever comment on your ass?
Not really
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
Usually in privacy of friends or online comments
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
Of course
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?
I knew it but I wouldn't consider myself it

lilith_ · 11-24-2018, 07:06 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
11!!!!

Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
...it's so hard to choose between smart ass, bad ass and lazy ass!

How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
pretty well, I love bruises but sometimes it gets a little too much for me

How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
I haven't been fucked in the ass many times, but I fuck it myself with my toys and I love it!

How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
I shave if there's any hair while I shave my pussy but I don't have to do it often

Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
I usually wear clothes that are comfortable so I don't really think about showing my ass. But!!! My suimsuit has to flatter my butt.

Do people ever comment on your ass?
Yes, quite often, but mostly online where I post lots and lots of pictures of it.

Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
if they ask for my opinion, sure

Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
I like equally boobs and ass to be honest. I prefer women's ass.

Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?
Hahaha I know the statue! But I had to google in case it means something else, I came up with this: "Having beautifully proportioned buttocks." In that case, YES

Jaro · 12-07-2018, 07:59 AM

Anyone else would like to answer these?

pineapples · 12-22-2018, 02:44 PM

[*]On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
7
[*]Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
Gonna have to figure that out
[*]How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
Very well
[*]How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Gonna find out in a day or too
[*]How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
Mediumly hairy, don't usually shave it
[*]Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
Just underwear ( thong)
[*]Do people ever comment on your ass?
Once in a while
[*]Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
Sometimes
[*]Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
I'm a ass guy, I prefer shemale over female, and both over male
[*]Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian?
Yes
Did you know this word?
Had too look it up but now I do
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CagedHiruzen · 12-22-2018, 06:30 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
A 5 I guess.
Which of these are you: smart ass, badass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
I think I am more of a smart ass but that depends on my mood and who you ask.
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
Fairly well I handle pain above average.
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Really well I practice almost daily.
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
I'm not hairy naturally and I do shave it periodically.
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? Not normally.
Do people ever comment on your ass?
No, I don't.
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
If it looks nice I will.
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? Yeah, I am and I do like both.
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?
Hehe nope, and I had to look it up.

FredTheSub · 12-22-2018, 06:42 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
6 maybee
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
smart ass, I can become annoyingly pedantic however since I'm often correct maybe it's not that bad. I'd also call my self a lazy ass only cleaning when stuff are visibly dirty and doing homework at the last minute.
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
It depends on what I spank myself with, a hairbrush and it becomes red and stings while with a bathbrush it turns bluer sooner. I'd say I'm a bit above average when it comes to taking a spanking
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Was long since I did any anal things so not that well right now.
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
It's hairy and no I don't shave it
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
I don't care enough about what I wear
Do people ever comment on your ass?
It has happened a couple of times
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
Not unless we're already naked
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
I didn't think so untill a couple of years ago and I was walking behind a female in a student boilersuit with the upper part tied around her waist up some stairs. I didn't particulary fancy her however her ass looked absolutely stunning.
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?
I didn't know what the word meant after having looked it up I'd say no.

Jaro · 02-14-2019, 09:22 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
1. It's too big for a male ass and I hate that.
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
lazy potato ass for sure!
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
Very well. In fact I'm sad that I can't spank myself harder. I really hope to be ass spanked very very hard in person some day. I want it to be dark purple and bruised and I think I can take it.
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Very well I think. I love anal and I have fucked myself with a dildo many times. I have never been fucked in person but I'd love to be pegged by a woman with a strap-on. I don't know, but I think I would really love that.
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
It's a bit hairy but not extreme. I don't shave it. I have in the past but it's really hard to shave myself there. I did like the feeling of it being totally shaved. It makes me feel more naked and exposed, even when wearing pants.
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
I like to wear a thong or g-string because of the feeling of the string and my ass feeling more exposed. I don't wish it to be visibly exposed though. Like I said in the first question: I don't have a manly ass so I doubt any ass-loving girl would be attracted to it.
Do people ever comment on your ass?
Nope
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
No
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
I like to see round female ass, but I love to see feet and boobs (yes, in that order) more!
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?
No

SasssySlavePuppy · 02-14-2019, 10:32 PM

Woof woof

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? **12
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?** bad ass cuz I just am
How well does your ass receive a good spanking? ** very well
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?**like a tight pussy receives one
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? **i was it
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?** what girl doesn’t? Thongs and leggings and short shorts for days
Do people ever comment on your ass? **yes
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?**absolutely
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?**i am an ass woman. I love to see other women’s asses
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?**very callypgian (I looked it up)

Woof your horny puppy woof

Peachybaby · 02-16-2019, 12:42 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?
A 7 I’d say
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?
Smart ass, I’m very sarcastic
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?
depending on the day a REALLY good spanking
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?
Again depends on the day but decently well
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?
its not, I shave my areas just to make sure but none
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?
yes, either right leggings or jeans, and thongs or g- strings
Do people ever comment on your ass?
My dom when I walk by of course, When I show them a picture yes, or I’ve been referred to as “thicc” sooo and my friends have smacked my ass and commented on the firmness etc..
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?
i have my friends
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?
i do enjoy ass and female all the way but a nice guys bum when he turns around doesn’t hurt
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?

I suppose? And no I did not aha

LitDarkness · 02-16-2019, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaro

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass?10, best part of my body. I think I have very toned ass and like to show it off.
Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why?Smart ass, I like loopholes, and snappy responses to rudeness. And sarcasm.
How well does your ass receive a good spanking?On a scale of 1-10, 7.
How well does your ass receive a good fuck?By another human, can't answer, by me, 5 on the scale. I'm not the best ass fucker.
How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it?Not very and no.
Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind?Yes. I wear tights a lot when it isn't cold. I wish I could wear them more often. I'd freeze to death though.
Do people ever comment on your ass?Yes.
Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?No.
Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?Not really.
Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?

Yes... I do now, mister smart ass.

11-16-2018, 08:17 AM	#1
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	ASStonishing questions On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? How well does your ass receive a good spanking? How well does your ass receive a good fuck? How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? Do people ever comment on your ass? Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

11-23-2018, 08:28 PM	#2
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Please note: you do not need to be a callipygian in order to answer this. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

11-24-2018, 12:49 AM	#3
Aus_Filth Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 64	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? Not a great ass unfortunately, probably like a 5 Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? Somewhere in between smart and lazy ass, will do stuff when the time calls for it but I'll chill and be sarcastic otherwise How well does your ass receive a good spanking? Pretty well honestly How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Hard to tell off one fuck but not bad How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? Pretty hairy, would do something about if told to Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? I love tight compression stuff or latex, thongs too Do people ever comment on your ass? Not really Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? Usually in privacy of friends or online comments Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? Of course Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? I knew it but I wouldn't consider myself it __________________ I Love - leather/latex/pvc, all kinds of getting messy, watersports, humiliation/degradation, anal,hookup, creative dares, extreme/challenging dares, lots not listed I Like - enema, public Soft limits - hypno (does nothing for me), denial, pics for people new to me Hard limits - ABDL, blood, family, permanent damage, illegal tgirl, 23, bi AMA: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthre...62#post4321962 Message if you want to send a dare or chat about something in particular

11-24-2018, 07:06 AM	#4
lilith_ getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,097 Blog Entries: 32	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? 11!!!! Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? ...it's so hard to choose between smart ass, bad ass and lazy ass! How well does your ass receive a good spanking? pretty well, I love bruises but sometimes it gets a little too much for me How well does your ass receive a good fuck? I haven't been fucked in the ass many times, but I fuck it myself with my toys and I love it! How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? I shave if there's any hair while I shave my pussy but I don't have to do it often Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? I usually wear clothes that are comfortable so I don't really think about showing my ass. But!!! My suimsuit has to flatter my butt. Do people ever comment on your ass? Yes, quite often, but mostly online where I post lots and lots of pictures of it. Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? if they ask for my opinion, sure Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? I like equally boobs and ass to be honest. I prefer women's ass. Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? Hahaha I know the statue! But I had to google in case it means something else, I came up with this: "Having beautifully proportioned buttocks." In that case, YES __________________ *she/her ~ sub ~ bi* likes, dislikes, limits last orgasm: november 2022 my discord server: how to get in wanna message me? my usernames

12-07-2018, 07:59 AM	#5
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Anyone else would like to answer these? __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

12-22-2018, 02:44 PM	#6
pineapples getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 314	[]On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? 7 []Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? Gonna have to figure that out []How well does your ass receive a good spanking? Very well []How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Gonna find out in a day or too []How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? Mediumly hairy, don't usually shave it []Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? Just underwear ( thong) []Do people ever comment on your ass? Once in a while []Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? Sometimes []Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? I'm a ass guy, I prefer shemale over female, and both over male []Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Yes Did you know this word? Had too look it up but now I do [/LIST][/QUOTE] __________________ 22/ m / bi http://bdsmtest.org/r/hjT8Td8a Kik: gratefuldaze9261 Likes: anal, cbt, denial, daily rules/ tasks, feminization, humiliation, pain, water sports, grindr whoring Dislikes: scat limits: public, family, friends, permanent, heavy pain, vomit I'm willing to try just about all else!!!

12-22-2018, 06:30 PM	#7
CagedHiruzen Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: United States Posts: 106 Blog Entries: 8	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? A 5 I guess. Which of these are you: smart ass, badass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? I think I am more of a smart ass but that depends on my mood and who you ask. How well does your ass receive a good spanking? Fairly well I handle pain above average. How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Really well I practice almost daily. How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? I'm not hairy naturally and I do shave it periodically. Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? Not normally. Do people ever comment on your ass? No, I don't. Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? If it looks nice I will. Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? Yeah, I am and I do like both. Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? Hehe nope, and I had to look it up. __________________ Male but prefers to be called female pro/nouns etc. Formally hiruzen_takaski KIK: Gmodman1994 PM Dares Overstimulation: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=89043 Deepthroat: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=89042 Non-sexual: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=89041 Anal: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=89040 Basic: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=89039 Come join me and Kila here: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=358981

12-22-2018, 06:42 PM	#8
FredTheSub Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Sweden Posts: 32 Blog Entries: 4	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? 6 maybee Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? smart ass, I can become annoyingly pedantic however since I'm often correct maybe it's not that bad. I'd also call my self a lazy ass only cleaning when stuff are visibly dirty and doing homework at the last minute. How well does your ass receive a good spanking? It depends on what I spank myself with, a hairbrush and it becomes red and stings while with a bathbrush it turns bluer sooner. I'd say I'm a bit above average when it comes to taking a spanking How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Was long since I did any anal things so not that well right now. How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? It's hairy and no I don't shave it Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? I don't care enough about what I wear Do people ever comment on your ass? It has happened a couple of times Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? Not unless we're already naked Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? I didn't think so untill a couple of years ago and I was walking behind a female in a student boilersuit with the upper part tied around her waist up some stairs. I didn't particulary fancy her however her ass looked absolutely stunning. Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? I didn't know what the word meant after having looked it up I'd say no. __________________ M/22/sub/straight Likes/Dislikes/Limits My PM Dares List of toys List of rules

02-14-2019, 09:22 PM	#9
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? 1. It's too big for a male ass and I hate that. Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? lazy potato ass for sure! How well does your ass receive a good spanking? Very well. In fact I'm sad that I can't spank myself harder. I really hope to be ass spanked very very hard in person some day. I want it to be dark purple and bruised and I think I can take it. How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Very well I think. I love anal and I have fucked myself with a dildo many times. I have never been fucked in person but I'd love to be pegged by a woman with a strap-on. I don't know, but I think I would really love that. How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? It's a bit hairy but not extreme. I don't shave it. I have in the past but it's really hard to shave myself there. I did like the feeling of it being totally shaved. It makes me feel more naked and exposed, even when wearing pants. Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? I like to wear a thong or g-string because of the feeling of the string and my ass feeling more exposed. I don't wish it to be visibly exposed though. Like I said in the first question: I don't have a manly ass so I doubt any ass-loving girl would be attracted to it. Do people ever comment on your ass? Nope Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? No Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? I like to see round female ass, but I love to see feet and boobs (yes, in that order) more! Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? No __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

02-14-2019, 10:32 PM	#10
SasssySlavePuppy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 354 Blog Entries: 2	Woof woof On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? 12 Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? bad ass cuz I just am How well does your ass receive a good spanking? very well How well does your ass receive a good fuck?like a tight pussy receives one How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? i was it Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? what girl doesn’t? Thongs and leggings and short shorts for days Do people ever comment on your ass? yes Do you ever comment on someone else's ass?absolutely Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass?i am an ass woman. I love to see other women’s asses Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word?very callypgian (I looked it up) Woof your horny puppy woof __________________ F/25/ 64" tall/ 128 lbs/ 34C Sissy Playground AMA Read My Stories: Selina’s Fantasy PM Dares: Likes and Limits:

02-16-2019, 12:42 PM	#11
Peachybaby getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 316 Blog Entries: 23	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your ass? A 7 I’d say Which of these are you: smart ass, bad ass, lazy ass or jack ass? Why? Smart ass, I’m very sarcastic How well does your ass receive a good spanking? depending on the day a REALLY good spanking How well does your ass receive a good fuck? Again depends on the day but decently well How hairy is your ass naturally? Do you shave it? its not, I shave my areas just to make sure but none Do you like to wear clothes or underwear that accentuate your ass? If yes, what kind? yes, either right leggings or jeans, and thongs or g- strings Do people ever comment on your ass? My dom when I walk by of course, When I show them a picture yes, or I’ve been referred to as “thicc” sooo and my friends have smacked my ass and commented on the firmness etc.. Do you ever comment on someone else's ass? i have my friends Are you an ass (wo)man? Do you particularly like to see male and/or female ass? i do enjoy ass and female all the way but a nice guys bum when he turns around doesn’t hurt Would you consider yourself to be a callipygian? Did you know this word? I suppose? And no I did not aha __________________ *20 / Female / Submissive / I’m just a Filthy WHORE.* Toy’s I have \| Loves Dislikes Limits \| My Blog \| My AMA Suggest a pose: Give me a picture to Re-enact Check out my orgasm (B)log: watch me log my orgasms