Wibble*Wobble

muffinfairy · 03-03-2010, 06:48 PM

You know them sammich bags? No? Gah damn you and your chutzpah. They are little plastic bags that retain the might of liquids in a wobbly, completely not designed to carry soup way, BUT they hold liquid, apart from that big hole at the top.

Best for boys, can be adapted for girls and boobsicles

Take your hand and search for your weenus *waits* What, what, what, you already had it there? Aren't you the prepared one. Now wiggle it and whatever to make it grow. Poke it. Flick it. Sing to it. Come on, quicker quicker.

Now your weenus is harder than a slug stuffed with lead put it into the bag. Use masking tape or any tape and wrap it around and around until you lose circulation and it falls off. Wait, no. Just so you are happy that you've moulded the shape of your truely inspiring and mighty weenus that'll amaze the masses if they were ever to gaze upon it.

*wait*

Has it shrunk back down to the size and look of a wrinkly tadpdole? Great, now take your construction and make sure it's nice and secure. THEN. OH YES, THENNN get some jelly jello mix, whoosh n whish it a bit until it's happy and fill you mould with it.

Put it in the fridge, supported so it stays upright until set. Remove and enjoy looking at and eating your weenus. . . and whatever else you want to do with it, you dirty, dirty people.

Could be filled with flavoured water and lollyified etc

CollaredBlondie · 03-03-2010, 06:59 PM

This is amazing. It made me laugh anyway.

softeyes · 03-03-2010, 07:02 PM

wait, how did you know? =.=

youngmaster123 · 03-04-2010, 01:49 PM

This could be pretty funny, but it could work better with an ice pop I think... jelly has a tendancy to just fall over as soon as you remove the mould. Also, ice could have more... uses

If only I lived by myself :P

davykamikazi · 03-04-2010, 10:04 PM

omg! thats so hilarious! so creative and original too! i love it, damn, i wish i had some jello mix to do this

444 · 03-04-2010, 10:58 PM

*sings to her weenus*

RandomRed · 03-06-2010, 11:32 PM

hahaha best post i've read on here in quite some time :P

interesting dare too

Anjelen · 03-07-2010, 01:54 AM

9.5, Muffin - creative use of language and materials, plus making me laugh out loud got you to 11, but you lose a point and a half for 'weenus'.

Somehow... that word just creeps me out. o.o

Nixie · 03-07-2010, 06:15 AM

Awesome and funny!!!!! This made me laugh!

Woof · 03-07-2010, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muffinfairy

You know them sammich bags? No? Gah damn you and your chutzpah. They are little plastic bags that retain the might of liquids in a wobbly, completely not designed to carry soup way, BUT they hold liquid, apart from that big hole at the top.

Best for boys, can be adapted for girls and boobsicles

Take your hand and search for your weenus *waits* What, what, what, you already had it there? Aren't you the prepared one. Now wiggle it and whatever to make it grow. Poke it. Flick it. Sing to it. Come on, quicker quicker.

Now your weenus is harder than a slug stuffed with lead put it into the bag. Use masking tape or any tape and wrap it around and around until you lose circulation and it falls off. Wait, no. Just so you are happy that you've moulded the shape of your truely inspiring and mighty weenus that'll amaze the masses if they were ever to gaze upon it.

*wait*

Has it shrunk back down to the size and look of a wrinkly tadpdole? Great, now take your construction and make sure it's nice and secure. THEN. OH YES, THENNN get some jelly jello mix, whoosh n whish it a bit until it's happy and fill you mould with it.

Put it in the fridge, supported so it stays upright until set. Remove and enjoy looking at and eating your weenus. . . and whatever else you want to do with it, you dirty, dirty people.

Could be filled with flavoured water and lollyified etc

you have successfully succeeded in making kitty confused as hell.

BettyBoop · 03-07-2010, 10:56 AM

This is why we love the fuffin.
If only I had a weenus.

rm1 · 03-07-2010, 02:04 PM

isnt the weenus the skin on your elbow? google it.

BettyBoop · 03-07-2010, 02:14 PM

Thanks, party pooper.
Forgot to say this dare is awesome, and brilliantly written. (:

muffinfairy · 03-08-2010, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rm55555

isnt the weenus the skin on your elbow? google it.

only if you're boring.

like wuv isn't a word, but if you're cool you know it means wanting to eat someone elses face

03-03-2010, 06:48 PM	#1
muffinfairy getDare Devil Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,043 Blog Entries: 105	*WibbleWobble** You know them sammich bags? No? Gah damn you and your chutzpah. They are little plastic bags that retain the might of liquids in a wobbly, completely not designed to carry soup way, BUT they hold liquid, apart from that big hole at the top. Best for boys, can be adapted for girls and boobsicles Take your hand and search for your weenus waits What, what, what, you already had it there? Aren't you the prepared one. Now wiggle it and whatever to make it grow. Poke it. Flick it. Sing to it. Come on, quicker quicker. Now your weenus is harder than a slug stuffed with lead put it into the bag. Use masking tape or any tape and wrap it around and around until you lose circulation and it falls off. Wait, no. Just so you are happy that you've moulded the shape of your truely inspiring and mighty weenus that'll amaze the masses if they were ever to gaze upon it. wait Has it shrunk back down to the size and look of a wrinkly tadpdole? Great, now take your construction and make sure it's nice and secure. THEN. OH YES, THENNN get some jelly jello mix, whoosh n whish it a bit until it's happy and fill you mould with it. Put it in the fridge, supported so it stays upright until set. Remove and enjoy looking at and eating your weenus. . . and whatever else you want to do with it, you dirty, dirty people. Could be filled with flavoured water and lollyified etc __________________ Territory Signature=Open Masturbation 101: [22:35:44] BettyBoop: It is really hard to get off. [22:36:19] BettyBoop: I find that using a small piece of sellotape is the best way http://ask.fm/muffinfairy Snap: penis4fuffin {if you wish to snap penis or similar} Snap: muffinfairy {add your username if spamming me} KIK: muffinfairy {all rarely checked} Territory Signature=Close

03-03-2010, 07:02 PM	#3
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03-04-2010, 10:04 PM	#5
davykamikazi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Southwest USA Posts: 141 Blog Entries: 1	omg! thats so hilarious! so creative and original too! i love it, damn, i wish i had some jello mix to do this __________________ 18.GenderQueer/Questioning.Sub Likes: x-dressing, anal, bondage, bdsm Dislikes: public, scat, cbt fetlife Tumblr

03-04-2010, 10:58 PM	#6
444 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We lost 2 planes. Posts: 444 Blog Entries: 200	sings to her weenus __________________ Adopt A Pokemon Here! Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z Ohhhhsnap. Hello. 444 <3 Softeyes and we're in a relationship. So, advances towards softeyes would very much not be appreciated. TQTQTQ

03-06-2010, 11:32 PM	#7
RandomRed getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 286	hahaha best post i've read on here in quite some time :P interesting dare too __________________ Account inactive

03-04-2010, 01:49 PM	#4
youngmaster123 Account Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 79	This could be pretty funny, but it could work better with an ice pop I think... jelly has a tendancy to just fall over as soon as you remove the mould. Also, ice could have more... uses If only I lived by myself :P

03-07-2010, 01:54 AM	#8
Anjelen Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 1,286 Blog Entries: 1	9.5, Muffin - creative use of language and materials, plus making me laugh out loud got you to 11, but you lose a point and a half for 'weenus'. Somehow... that word just creeps me out. o.o __________________ Music by me: 'Suspense'(Reason v4.0) 'Keep your head up v0.1' (Fasttracker v2.09) * How to not be a Dumbinant * * Here's your chance to ask me anything! * "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -- Nunc Intellego --

03-07-2010, 06:15 AM	#9
Nixie getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,077 Blog Entries: 44	Awesome and funny!!!!! This made me laugh! __________________ Leo:YOU HARLTOT Simple Tips

03-07-2010, 10:56 AM	#11
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	This is why we love the fuffin. If only I had a weenus. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

03-07-2010, 02:04 PM	#12
rm1 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 16	isnt the weenus the skin on your elbow? google it.

03-07-2010, 02:14 PM	#13
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	Thanks, party pooper. Forgot to say this dare is awesome, and brilliantly written. (: __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

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