The petDare Training Program

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by LitDarkness

Same for me. Who knows? Maybe KittenLicks is bad at colors for real.

I could be colourblind! Who knows?

Or more likely, this laptop screen isn't the best, and is messing with the colours. According to Colorhexa, it's Dark Violet. which is probably closer to purple than blue.

I can start referring to them as violet colours, or change them all and hand them out again, if you want?

[NoWayOut]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

I could be colourblind! Who knows?

Or more likely, this laptop screen isn't the best, and is messing with the colours. According to Colorhexa, it's Dark Violet. which is probably closer to purple than blue.

I can start referring to them as violet colours, or change them all and hand them out again, if you want?

I think they look good, end of story^^

[KittenLicks]

Is it Tuesday already? Time sure flies when you're being such good pets!

Lightze

Type: Pet
Task: Did you know that you can test the intelligence of a pet by how long it takes them to get out from under a blanket? You'll be taking this test for us! Pull a blanket over your head, then sit cross-legged under it, with your hands holding onto your ankles. Your goal is to get your head free of the blanket, without uncrossing your legs or letting go of your ankles. Good luck!

All pets: Place your bets! You'll be guessing how long our little kitty takes to escape. Points to the pet with the closest guess.

WAMPup

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: Cats and dogs have very different reactions to messy paws. You'll be putting three different substances in your socks, then putting those socks onto your hands. You won't be cleaning up, instead, you'll be doing some tricks for us!

You'll be moving around on all fours while you have the socks on, and you may not remove them until:

• You have spent 5 minutes moving in circles, chasing your tail.
• You've shown you know how to sit, lie down and roll over. Good puppy!
• You have moved into the sitting position and barked 3 times.
• You've sniffed at 3 different objects in the room, preferably far away from each other.

All pets: Choose a substance for the puppy to place in his socks. The messier the better!

Fieldofbunnys

Type: Denial
Task: Congratulations! You're on no-touch denial until Friday. This does not include edges needed due to pm dares, or your edging buddy. To make sure you have something to do, you'll be watching 3 porn videos, and posting your thoughts on them in this thread.

All pets: Suggest a video for our bunny to watch through pm. Make sure to mention that you sent one to him in the thread, so we can keep count on how many he's been sent. Absolutely do not link porn in this thread.

LittleOinkBoi

Type: Repeat
Task: Do your task from Friday. Poked.

NoWayOut

Type: Condescension
Task: You'll be drawing us a picture! Ideally using crayons, or something equally juvenile, but an ms paint drawing is okay too. Make sure to use lots of bright colours!

All pets:The first three pets to post can each choose one thing that needs to be in the little reindeer's picture. Bonus points to any pet that praises Nowa's artwork once it is complete. Headpats recommended.

FelineFrenzy

Type: Pet
Task: For one night you'll be sleeping like a kitty! The top half of your bed is off limits to you, and you'll be doing your best to curl up on the bottom half. You can bring any blankets etc. that you need, but your pillow/s need to stay where they are. If you absolutely cannot spend the night like that, then a catnap is acceptable, so long as you manage to get to sleep at some point.

All pets: No points here, but you're more than welcome to wish our kitty a good night.

Bonus task: I hear that our pets like cuddling, so if at least 4 of our pets fall asleep cuddling a plushy or pillow at some point this round, every pet will receive a point.

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And that's this round's tasks. Good luck, everyone! Feel free to tell me if there is anything you feel you can't do.

[NoWayOut]

Yay! A new set of tasks^^
Playtime

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Is it Tuesday already? Time sure flies when you're being such good pets!

Yay^^ *Rubs Head against your leg*

Lightze

Type: Pet
Task: Did you know that you can test the intelligence of a pet by how long it takes them to get out from under a blanket? You'll be taking this test for us! Pulled a blanket over your head, then sit cross-legged under it, with your hands holding onto your ankles. Your goal is to get your head free of the blanket, without uncrossing your legs or letting go of your ankles. Good luck!

All pets: Place your bets! You'll be guessing how long our little kitty takes to escape. Points to the pet with the closest guess.

Oh a test of intelligence...
In that case...
Can I bet on lightze failing completely?

Im gonna say ten seconds^^

WAMPup

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: Cats and dogs have very different reactions to messy paws. You'll be putting three different substances in your socks, then putting those socks onto your hands. You won't be cleaning up, instead, you'll be doing some tricks for us!

You'll be moving around on all fours while you have the socks on, and you may not remove them until:

• You have spent 5 minutes moving in circles, chasing your tail.
• You've shown you know how to sit, lie down and roll over. Good puppy!
• You have moved into the sitting position and barked 3 times.
• You've sniffed at 3 different objects in the room, preferably far away from each other.

All pets: Choose a substance for the puppy to place in his socks. The messier the better!

Messy playing puppy!
What substance hmmmm...
I think oatmeal will feel great in your paws^^

Fieldofbunnys

Type: Denial
Task: Congratulations! You're on no-touch denial until Friday. This does not include edges needed due to pm dares, or your edging buddy. To make sure you have something to do, you'll be watching 3 porn videos, and posting your thoughts on them in this thread.

All pets: Suggest a video for our bunny to watch through pm. Make sure to mention that you sent one to him in the thread, so we can keep count on how many he's been sent. Absolutely do not link porn in this thread.

I’ll send you porn as soon as I know what you like^^

NoWayOut

Type: Condescension
Task: You'll be drawing us a picture! Ideally using crayons, or something equally juvenile, but an ms paint drawing is okay too. Make sure to use lots of bright colours!

All pets:The first three pets to post can each choose one thing that needs to be in the little reindeer's picture. Bonus points to any pet that praises Nowa's artwork once it is complete. Headpats recommended.

I got crayons laying around this will be fun^^
Any suggestions on how and what to draw are welcome :3
Only thing I’m unsure is how to share the pic

FelineFrenzy

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: One meal this week will be decided by the pets in this thread, and will be eaten like a kitty: on all fours, without using your hands. Feel free to talk in this thread about what items you have for your potential pet meal.

In case the pets are too mean, I'm offering you an out. If you find you cannot eat your pet meal (due to it being too disgusting etc.), you can instead choose to swap it out for a meal of your choice that you may eat normally, provided you dump at least half of the first meal into the back of your underwear, and keep it there until you're finished eating.

All pets: Points for everyone that helps decide on a meal to feed our kitty.

Oh don’t worry kitty I’m sureeeee no one is gonna be mean to you^^
For such tasks something sticky like oatmeal is fun, but depends on what you got lying around^^

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Is it Tuesday already? Time sure flies when you're being such good pets!

Lightze

Type: Pet
Task: Did you know that you can test the intelligence of a pet by how long it takes them to get out from under a blanket? You'll be taking this test for us! Pulled a blanket over your head, then sit cross-legged under it, with your hands holding onto your ankles. Your goal is to get your head free of the blanket, without uncrossing your legs or letting go of your ankles. Good luck!

All pets: Place your bets! You'll be guessing how long our little kitty takes to escape. Points to the pet with the closest guess.

So cute! I’m going to guess 25 seconds.

WAMPup

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: Cats and dogs have very different reactions to messy paws. You'll be putting three different substances in your socks, then putting those socks onto your hands. You won't be cleaning up, instead, you'll be doing some tricks for us!

You'll be moving around on all fours while you have the socks on, and you may not remove them until:

• You have spent 5 minutes moving in circles, chasing your tail.
• You've shown you know how to sit, lie down and roll over. Good puppy!
• You have moved into the sitting position and barked 3 times.
• You've sniffed at 3 different objects in the room, preferably far away from each other.

All pets: Choose a substance for the puppy to place in his socks. The messier the better!

^_^ Yay! I look forward to seeing your suggestions!

Fieldofbunnys

Type: Denial
Task: Congratulations! You're on no-touch denial until Friday. This does not include edges needed due to pm dares, or your edging buddy. To make sure you have something to do, you'll be watching 3 porn videos, and posting your thoughts on them in this thread.

All pets: Suggest a video for our bunny to watch through pm. Make sure to mention that you sent one to him in the thread, so we can keep count on how many he's been sent. Absolutely do not link porn in this thread.

Hee hee. I’ll find something soon.

LittleOinkBoi

Type: Repeat
Task: Do your task from Friday. Poked.

NoWayOut

Type: Condescension
Task: You'll be drawing us a picture! Ideally using crayons, or something equally juvenile, but an ms paint drawing is okay too. Make sure to use lots of bright colours!

All pets:The first three pets to post can each choose one thing that needs to be in the little reindeer's picture. Bonus points to any pet that praises Nowa's artwork once it is complete. Headpats recommended.

Obviously you need a sled/sleigh, right?

FelineFrenzy

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: One meal this week will be decided by the pets in this thread, and will be eaten like a kitty: on all fours, without using your hands. Feel free to talk in this thread about what items you have for your potential pet meal.

In case the pets are too mean, I'm offering you an out. If you find you cannot eat your pet meal (due to it being too disgusting etc.), you can instead choose to swap it out for a meal of your choice that you may eat normally, provided you dump at least half of the first meal into the back of your underwear, and keep it there until you're finished eating.

All pets: Points for everyone that helps decide on a meal to feed our kitty.

Mac and cheese sounds like it would be good for this, if you have it around.

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And that's this round's tasks. Good luck, everyone! Feel free to tell me if there is anything you feel you can't do.

These are so much fun!

[NoWayOut]

I could also just draw a puppy in a giant nappy

[Lightze]

These tasks look fun!
I'll attempt the task tonight!

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by NoWayOut

I could also just draw a puppy in a giant nappy

-_- Maybe if you do a second drawing. ^_^

Also thank you! Oatmeal will be great!

[FelineFrenzy]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

FelineFrenzy

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: One meal this week will be decided by the pets in this thread, and will be eaten like a kitty: on all fours, without using your hands. Feel free to talk in this thread about what items you have for your potential pet meal.

In case the pets are too mean, I'm offering you an out. If you find you cannot eat your pet meal (due to it being too disgusting etc.), you can instead choose to swap it out for a meal of your choice that you may eat normally, provided you dump at least half of the first meal into the back of your underwear, and keep it there until you're finished eating.

All pets: Points for everyone that helps decide on a meal to feed our kitty.

Oof - I was really hoping to not have to deal with another eating-related task. (I've had a weak stomach ever since the food poisoning.) There's a pretty good chance I take option B no matter what items come up.

Oatmeal is something I can deal with one way or the other, and I probably have it on hand. I'm probably going to veto mac and cheese as being too hard on my stomach for option A and too close to my savory/gross limit for option B.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

Oof - I was really hoping to not have to deal with another eating-related task. (I've had a weak stomach ever since the food poisoning.) There's a pretty good chance I take option B no matter what items come up.

Oatmeal is something I can deal with one way or the other, and I probably have it on hand. I'm probably going to veto mac and cheese as being too hard on my stomach for option A and too close to my savory/gross limit for option B.

I worried that might be the case. Would you like a different task? I've got some time now to think up something.

[FelineFrenzy]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Lightze

Type: Pet
Task: Did you know that you can test the intelligence of a pet by how long it takes them to get out from under a blanket? You'll be taking this test for us! Pull a blanket over your head, then sit cross-legged under it, with your hands holding onto your ankles. Your goal is to get your head free of the blanket, without uncrossing your legs or letting go of your ankles. Good luck!

All pets: Place your bets! You'll be guessing how long our little kitty takes to escape. Points to the pet with the closest guess.

Hmm... it really depends on the particular blanket. 30 seconds?

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

WAMPup

Type: Pet/Messy
Task: Cats and dogs have very different reactions to messy paws. You'll be putting three different substances in your socks, then putting those socks onto your hands. You won't be cleaning up, instead, you'll be doing some tricks for us!

You'll be moving around on all fours while you have the socks on, and you may not remove them until:

• You have spent 5 minutes moving in circles, chasing your tail.
• You've shown you know how to sit, lie down and roll over. Good puppy!
• You have moved into the sitting position and barked 3 times.
• You've sniffed at 3 different objects in the room, preferably far away from each other.

All pets: Choose a substance for the puppy to place in his socks. The messier the better!

I'm gonna go with chocolate pudding.

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

NoWayOut

Type: Condescension
Task: You'll be drawing us a picture! Ideally using crayons, or something equally juvenile, but an ms paint drawing is okay too. Make sure to use lots of bright colours!

All pets:The first three pets to post can each choose one thing that needs to be in the little reindeer's picture. Bonus points to any pet that praises Nowa's artwork once it is complete. Headpats recommended.

Obviously you need to put a reindeer into your picture!

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

Oof - I was really hoping to not have to deal with another eating-related task. (I've had a weak stomach ever since the food poisoning.) There's a pretty good chance I take option B no matter what items come up.

Oatmeal is something I can deal with one way or the other, and I probably have it on hand. I'm probably going to veto mac and cheese as being too hard on my stomach for option A and too close to my savory/gross limit for option B.

Completely understandable. I was unaware.

[FelineFrenzy]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

I worried that might be the case. Would you like a different task? I've got some time now to think up something.

That would be a big relief - thank you so much for the offer.

(For future note, the task of "put <item> down your pants while you do <task>" is probably doable if the items aren't savory/gross.)

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

That would be a big relief - thank you so much for the offer.

(For future note, the task of "put <item> down your pants while you do <task>" is probably doable if the items aren't savory/gross.)

That makes sense. Sorry. Sleepy me this morning didn’t think about that.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

That would be a big relief - thank you so much for the offer.

FelineFrenzy

Type: Pet
Task: For one night you'll be sleeping like a kitty! The top half of your bed is off limits to you, and you'll be doing your best to curl up on the bottom half. You can bring any blankets etc. that you need, but your pillow/s need to stay where they are. If you absolutely cannot spend the night like that, then a catnap is acceptable, so long as you manage to get to sleep at some point.

All pets: No points here, but you're more than welcome to wish our kitty a good night.

Bonus task: I hear that our pets like cuddling, so if at least 4 of our pets fall asleep cuddling a plushy or pillow this round, every pet will receive a point.

Here's your new task, and a bonus task for all the pets in our program, too!