You know you're well hung if .... - Page 2

MasterMichaelNY · 01-04-2020, 12:49 PM

You take a piss off the side of a bridge, then you notice the river is deep.

AnnieSub123 · 01-04-2020, 04:30 PM

You ride on a motorbike and your cock goes in the sidecar

Zeus · 02-05-2020, 04:32 PM

You can actually workout your dick in the gym

Kevb6240 · 02-05-2020, 04:57 PM

You have to ware high heels to keep it of the ground

Kevb6240 · 02-05-2020, 04:59 PM

There's a planning committee for when you have sex

Jaro · 03-22-2020, 10:07 AM

... it's impossible to take a picture of it.

Wolf007 · 03-26-2020, 10:11 AM

...you need to wear three-legged pants for acceptable comfort.

01-04-2020, 12:49 PM	#16
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01-04-2020, 04:30 PM	#17
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02-05-2020, 04:32 PM	#18
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02-05-2020, 04:57 PM	#19
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02-05-2020, 04:59 PM	#20
Kevb6240 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Location: The UK Posts: 176 Blog Entries: 1	There's a planning committee for when you have sex __________________ 29 / Male / pansexual Kik: Kevb6240 My PM and kik dare list. I consent to being blackmailed. Likes masturbation, cbt, humiliation, sph,stripping, piss, being exposed, pic's, public, kik, blackmail. Dislikes messy, bodywriting and edging. Limits illegal, permanent, extreme, scat, cam. My Fictional Story.

03-22-2020, 10:07 AM	#21
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03-26-2020, 10:11 AM	#22
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	...you need to wear three-legged pants for acceptable comfort. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out