38/F Happyme's first ever getDare roller coaster ride (ask me and dare me)

[cast]

just one question:
what was the biggest vegetable you stuffed your pussy with and for how long you walked with it stuffed?

[Traitor]

Whats your favorite part about a RAINBOW?

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by cast

just one question:
what was the biggest vegetable you stuffed your pussy with and for how long you walked with it stuffed?

I have never put a vegetable in my pussy! I did one time leave a small(ish) dildo inside my pussy for a full 24 hours (even during work.)
Also, earlier on in this thread I put a handful of markers in there... does that count for anything?

Originally Posted by Traitor

Whats your favorite part about a RAINBOW?

All of the colors!!!
And they make me happy.

[twotothetenth]

Hi, just wanted to say that this

Originally Posted by Happyme127

Scale. 10=high, 1=low.
Arousing: 10
Painful: 10
Uncomfortable: 0
Fun: 10
Embarrassing/Humiliating: 4
Made me feel controlled/subby: 9
Challenging: 9
Would do it again: y
Want to do it again: y

is a great way to evaluate dares and I will be stealing it.



And since I'm already posting, I might as well ask:

1) What is your earliest childhood memory?
2) Would you rather have four legs and no arms or four arms and no legs?
3) What do you think will happen sooner: lesbian atheist US president or lesbian atheist pope?

Sorry if any of these have already been asked.

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by twotothetenth

Hi, just wanted to say that this

is a great way to evaluate dares and I will be stealing it.

It is not theft if you ask and have permission! Steal away!

1) What is your earliest childhood memory? Around 5 months old, on the front porch of my house at the time, my dad was holding me above his head, kind of throwing me up in the air and catching me? My mom came out on the porch, saw him, and yelled at him! I couldn't understand the words yet, but I could sure understand that she was upset!
2) Would you rather have four legs and no arms or four arms and no legs?
I choose... arms! Feet are just kind of awkward, uncoordinated and gross. Plus, if I had four hands I could be a lesbian sex goddess!
3) What do you think will happen sooner: lesbian atheist US president or lesbian atheist pope?
BAHAHAAA! Well, definitely president over pope. I mean, they don't even have woman people running for pope, at least there has been a few women who ran for president!

Originally Posted by twotothetenth

Sorry if any of these have already been asked.

BAHAHAHAAA! Yeah, my thread was fullll of people asking me the pope question!
Thank you twotothetenth!

[cast]

1 whats the most painful thing you did to your pussy in full view of someone other and he/she enjoyed it a lot?

2 When did you masturbate for multiple times last time and what thoughts did run through your brain when you came for the last time?

3 If you had to give your tits to a man for a tit fuck, whom you know best, who would it be?

4 When was the last time you watched porn? and if you will what it was?

5 you watched it alone?

[GoodTimes123]

I dare you to go slutty clothing shopping. If interested give me a budget and i will give you a list

[twotothetenth]

Originally Posted by Happyme127

It is not theft if you ask and have permission! Steal away!

1) What is your earliest childhood memory? Around 5 months old, on the front porch of my house at the time, my dad was holding me above his head, kind of throwing me up in the air and catching me? My mom came out on the porch, saw him, and yelled at him! I couldn't understand the words yet, but I could sure understand that she was upset!

Wow, that's early. I think the first thing I remember is when I was like three or four.

Follow up question: What is your last childhood memory?

BAHAHAHAAA! Yeah, my thread was fullll of people asking me the pope question!
Thank you twotothetenth!

Well it is a rather important question.
Talking of the pope:
If you could choose what the pope wears, what would it be?
If you were elected the pope, what would be your pope name?
And, most importantly: does the pope shit in the woods?

and a few non-pope-related questions:
Would you kill a puppy for a thousand dollars? If not, for how much? What about a kitten?
If you could choose between winning a Nobel prize, a gold Olympic medal or an Oscar, which one would you choose?
If you could grow a beard, would you?

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by GoodTimes123

I dare you to go slutty clothing shopping. If interested give me a budget and i will give you a list

Probably not going to happen. I am not really taking dares anymore, unless my dommy likes them, and he really doesn't seem to care what I am wearing, just would prefer I take it off.

Originally Posted by cast

...

1 whats the most painful thing you did to your pussy in full view of someone other and he/she enjoyed it a lot?
Well, I don't know that I have ever done anything extraordinarily painful to my pussy in full view of someone else... The only person I have ever played with who enjoys pussy pain/torture is my current dommy, and I play with him on webcam and send pictures of all kinds of crazy pussy painful things. I really think the most painful thing I have done is that last dare I did on this thread, putting the clothespin on my clit and then pulling on it.
2 When did you masturbate for multiple times last time and what thoughts did run through your brain when you came for the last time?
Oh gah. I think I am on my 5th day of denial right now, and every time I masturbate recently is when I am playing with my dommy on the webcam. It is always multiple orgasms (except when he is feeling very evil), and I am always thinking about him.
3 If you had to give your tits to a man for a tit fuck, whom you know best, who would it be?
Ummmm. I have no idea! I do have one very close friend who happens to be extremely hot, and who I would probably love to have tit fuck me. So I guess him?
4 When was the last time you watched porn? and if you will what it was?
The last time I watched porn was about... 2003 probably, I watched some gay man porn with my ex wife.
5 you watched it alone?
answered already.

Originally Posted by twotothetenth

Follow up question: What is your last childhood memory?

When does childhood end? I think the last memory I have where I felt like a child is... probably walking my hamster on a leash I made out of yarn in the woods at my house when I was around 12. Things in life kind of went downhill after that I guess I didn't feel so much like a kid anymore.

Originally Posted by twotothetenth

Talking of the pope:

If you could choose what the pope wears, what would it be? Something completely ridiculous looking... so I guess what he already wears?
If you were elected the pope, what would be your pope name? Her holiness happiness spreader? I have no fing clue, I don't know very much about the pope.
And, most importantly: does the pope shit in the woods? I kind of doubt it... if so, probably in someone's hands or something.

and a few non-pope-related questions:
Would you kill a puppy for a thousand dollars? If not, for how much? What about a kitten? No, and no. Not for any amount. If I did I would have to kill myself afterward and no amount of money is worth that.
If you could choose between winning a Nobel prize, a gold Olympic medal or an Oscar, which one would you choose? Nobel prize! I want to change the world, I think if I got that it would mean I had succeeded!
If you could grow a beard, would you? Assuming that it was not going to get me shot or beat up or fired for being gender nonconforming, YES.

[drwarschauu]

Hi Happyme! I just had to drop by and ask you some questions.

Some things I always like to ask:
- Do you think there is (a) God?
- Do you think there is an afterlife?
- Is there intelligent life in the universe?
- Have we been visited/are we being visited by aliens?

And here are some more questions:
- I remember you saying you live close to an Italian ice shop. Must be nice. How often do you go there?
- How about the sex toy shop, how often do you visit that?
- I read DeSchut was your dommy a couple of pages back. Is that still the case?
- I noticed DeSchut is from the Netherlands like me. Interesting. Have you picked up any Dutch words from him?
- Did you learn something about our country that you didn't know before?
- If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf?
- What would be your perfect day? Who would be there, what would you eat, what things would you do?

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by drwarschauu

Hi Happyme! I just had to drop by and ask you some questions.

Some things I always like to ask:

Hello drwarschauu!

- Do you think there is (a) God? I think there is probably not. I was not raised religious, and as an adult have had a lot of exposure to various religions. From the outside looking in they all pretty much just sound totally suspect. I, however, do not believe that I could ever know such a thing unless I met him/her.
- Do you think there is an afterlife? I think probably not. I do love entertaining the idea of multiple lives though, just for the implications to people who are jerks. I love imagining someone who is mean getting reincarnated as something that will help them learn compassion.
- Is there intelligent life in the universe? (I assume you mean besides us, and the dolphins, and the pigs etc.?) I think it is highly likely. I also think it is seriously egotistical to think with certainty that we are the only ones out here.
- Have we been visited/are we being visited by aliens? It is mathematically basically impossible for us to have contact with any other intelligent life in the universe (I know because I calculated distance, vs. speed of travel, vs. the average lifespan of a planet in astronomy class.)

And here are some more questions:
- I remember you saying you live close to an Italian ice shop. Must be nice. How often do you go there? Oh! I live in a super urban area. Just on my corner is the sex toy store, a dance club, a grocery store, a convenience store, an office supply store, a video game bar, a pizza shop (with italian ice), and the biggest liquor store you have ever seen! Within a few blocks is there are so many more things that I couldn't even list them. I have been to the pizza shop a lot, but only gotten italian ice 3-4 times I think.
- How about the sex toy shop, how often do you visit that? Well, more often than I get italian ice! One time when I was in the middle of a task for my dommy my bullet died, so I just got dressed, went next door, bought a new bullet and came back home and finished the task!
- I read DeSchut was your dommy a couple of pages back. Is that still the case? YES. 7 months today!
- I noticed DeSchut is from the Netherlands like me. Interesting. Have you picked up any Dutch words from him? Well, I tried. Dutch is HARD!
- Did you learn something about our country that you didn't know before? I honestly knew quite a bit about the Netherlands beforehand, I have been really wanting to live there for a long, long, long time. I did learn some things so far, mostly about food! I learned about Dutch cheese and licorice. I also feel like I learned about a lot of other small things that are kind of important, but they don't make clear in documentaries etc. Like, I didn't really know how Dutch sounded, or that you guys have outdoor sports inside (like indoor skydiving and surfing!)
- If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf? I really can not imagine ever adjusting to either, but I guess I would choose deaf today.
- What would be your perfect day? Who would be there, what would you eat, what things would you do? I have had so many amazingly perfect days so far in my life, and they are all so wildly different that I don't know how to answer that. I do think currently I am looking forward to a perfect day with my dommy, in person. I have had many perfect days with close friends, my sister, an ex dom from getDare who came to visit me, and my exwife.
On those perfect days I have done a variety of things, thrift store shopping, loads of kinky sex, snorkeling, swimming with dolphins, boogy boarding, picnics in the park, etc. etc.
On those perfect days the food is varied! Ethiopian, Indian, Thai, sushi, picnic food...
I think the one thing they all have in common is that I was spending joyful time with another person, and usually nature was involved somehow.

Thank you for asking me questions!!

[CJLM]

Originally Posted by Happyme127

I also should mention that I am terrified of heights. Like even standing on a chair to change a lightbulb makes me shake!

I'm close to 6 foot tall. Standing on anything over 6 inches off the ground freaks me out. I understand!
Have you ever tried to face your fears to get over them? If so, how and did it work?

[drwarschauu]

Originally Posted by Happyme127

Thank you for asking me questions!!

The pleasure is all mine.

Never knew our indoor sports were that unique... I've done some indoor skydiving, lots of fun! The rest of the world is missing out.
When you get the hang of it, Dutch is very much like English. I hope DeSchut makes you pick up some Dutch words. I would really enjoy hearing you pronounce some in one of your recordings.

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by CJLM

I'm close to 6 foot tall. Standing on anything over 6 inches off the ground freaks me out. I understand!
Have you ever tried to face your fears to get over them? If so, how and did it work?

I always face my fears! Sometimes it makes them go away, and sometimes not, but the inconsistency doesn't stop me.

Originally Posted by drwarschauu

The pleasure is all mine.

Never knew our indoor sports were that unique... I've done some indoor skydiving, lots of fun! The rest of the world is missing out.
When you get the hang of it, Dutch is very much like English. I hope DeSchut makes you pick up some Dutch words. I would really enjoy hearing you pronounce some in one of your recordings.

Well, I have to tell you the truth, I feel like I am messing it up SO BAD every time that I doubt I would record it and put it up. It is too embarrassing!

[SweetTeen]

Since youre HappyMe , What is the happiest moment in your life ?

For the following im sorry if I post a repitive questions ^^*


Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?