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12-21-2013, 01:35 PM | #1 |
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38/F Happyme's first ever getDare roller coaster ride (ask me and dare me)
Hello everyone! I have some time and want to give this a try!
Questions: You can ask me anything. I have done a lot of crazy kinky stuff (a bunch through this site, and a bunch before that too), and would be happy to tell stories, or just answer random questions too. I can't promise I won't get snarky. Something Fun: I have been around here a while, and I have never actually done a dare on getDare before. But… the wonderful man I usually play with is going to be out of town for 2 weeks in China, where the internet is apparently/maybe sketchy, and I really want to do this. If you write me up a dare, or something fun, I will probably (possibly?) do it. It is probably not going to be a first-come-first-served kind of thing, but I will do my best to at least attempt dares that people put time into writing. If I choose your dare I swear you will get an amazing Happyme style report, I have a lot of practice writing reports, and think I have mastered the basics. Some things about me related to giving me dares: It would be best if you could give me short dares (like 5-30 minutes) so I have time to do more people's dares and still have my life. If I am choosing between a day long one, and a 15 minute one, I will probably choose 15 minutes. I live alone. I work regular office hours (in an office), but during the two weeks will have a total of 9 days off (2 for Christmas, 2 for New Years, 4 for weekends, and 1 for my birthday.) I live in a super urban area (there is really no private place outside at all). Likes (in no particular order): Spanking, mild/moderate pain/discomfort, nipple play, mild rules, teasing, touch restrictions, hidden/discrete public, making voice recordings, body writing, mild bondage, mild sleeping tasks, dice games, impossible decisions, orgasm and masturbation control, embarrassment, and trying new things! Dislikes: edging, anal, denial, humiliation, being cold Limits: visible public, blood, pee, poo, blackmail, sleeping on the floor, serious bondage (the stuff with ice and keys and all that), denial over 3 days, illegal, insane, pictures of me (though you can find my booby on gdboobs if you like, lol), webcam etc. Toys: a big vibrating dildo, a small vibrating dildo that is insertable for short periods of time, two silver bullets, a good variety of spanking implements (if you want more detail, I will give it), colorful plastic clothespins, regular wood clothespins, rope, a rainbow's worth of markers, ball gag, velcro cuffs with a mattress strap thing, bondage tape, a lot of silk scarves, a blindfold, and a variety of household items. I also live basically next door to a sex toy store. Random other information: I don't really own any clothes that are like… slutty. I don't even own a skirt, I wear pants suits to work. Just thought some people might want to know that. I do, however own 3 pairs of high heels that I never ever ever wear. *Note: Please leave questions/dares on this thread. * Okay, yay! Let's have some fun!
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12-21-2013, 02:04 PM | #2 |
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Im first!
How about you tell us a little about your self. Height? Weight? cup size? color hair? |
12-21-2013, 02:05 PM | #3 |
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Hooray!
1. So... whatcha reading? 2. What was the last meal you cooked? 3. What was the last thing you remember made you laugh out loud? 4. In tasks, how many edges have you been able to achieve without orgasm? 5. What are some tasks, or other elements of service, you're given that you know make you squirm, but love them anyway?
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12-21-2013, 02:08 PM | #4 |
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Height? 5'4"
Weight? 170ish (I don't own a scale!) I am a bigger girl, but very active and strong. cup size? DD color hair? Blonde Thank you for asking me questions! EDIT: I just noticed I put the wrong cup size! I am a D. :P
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12-21-2013, 02:15 PM | #5 |
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1. So... whatcha reading? Well, nothing right now. I have most recently read first two in the trilogy by Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake and the Year of the Flood. Both of which were amazing! I can't wait to get the third!
2. What was the last meal you cooked? I made amazingly delicious vegetable quiche, but gave the last half of it to a homeless man who lives outside of my apartment (he was really hungry that day.) 3. What was the last thing you remember made you laugh out loud? My dommy, last night. I laughed SO HARD. I can't even remember what I was laughing about specifically. I really laugh a lot. Oh! And I just remembered, I laughed this morning too when talking to the guy at the little store by my house... He said something funny! 4. In tasks, how many edges have you been able to achieve without orgasm? I think the most I have ever done at once without an orgasm was... somewhere around 15. But I probably cried. I regularly do between 4-7. 5. What are some tasks, or other elements of service, you're given that you know make you squirm, but love them anyway? Bouncing on my dildo on the floor, naked, until I get to an edge, with the ball gag on. Something about the drooling, kneeling and edges combined gets my heart racing, and makes me so nervous, but I somehow also enjoy it! Some hidden public tasks make me squirmy, especially ones at work (like edging in the bathroom at work), but I still have very much enjoyed them! Thank you StrawDog! You are the best!
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12-21-2013, 02:56 PM | #6 |
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6. What are some of your favourite works of Sci-fi, and what makes them so memorable for you?
7. When spanking yourself, what sensations do you prefer; thud, sting, etc? 8. Have you tried any household items in unusual ways that have surprised you? 9. Which threads on GD do you enjoy the most? 10. Have you ever been able to sexually exhaust yourself, or do you just keep going?
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12-21-2013, 03:07 PM | #7 |
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6. What are some of your favourite works of Sci-fi, and what makes them so memorable for you?
I really love the movie The Island, the Matrix, etc. I love almost all of the superhero movies. Books: I really loved the Dune series, I read the entire series probably 6 times! I love the quote about fear from that book: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing......Only I will remain." 7. When spanking yourself, what sensations do you prefer; thud, sting, etc? Stingy always wins! 8. Have you tried any household items in unusual ways that have surprised you? My ex-wife once tried spanking me with a bamboo back scratcher, and ohhhh myyyy, it was wonderfully stingy! After that it became part of our regular toy box. 9. Which threads on GD do you enjoy the most? I really love reading the S/M area ads. Idk why, I just love reading about everyone's kinks and desires like that. I imagine what it would be like to play with them. My favorites are the male sub ads. I sometimes message the really good ones and thank them for giving me enjoyable reading material. 10. Have you ever been able to sexually exhaust yourself, or do you just keep going? The short answer is no. One time, my ex-wife and I started in the early evening, and basically went for about 12 hours, until the next morning. I was pretty tired, and we eventually fell asleep, but I wasn't sexually "done." When my old dommy/sub from getDare came to visit me for 4 days, we basically just had various forms of sexual encounters for 4 days straight, with breaks for bathing, eating, and a few outdoor adventures. I was not really even done then!
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12-21-2013, 03:13 PM | #8 |
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Kinky
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12-21-2013, 03:17 PM | #10 |
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Hi
I have a few questions for you: 1. ever been hit or kicked in your pussy? 2. ever hit or kicked someone in her pussy? 3. pussy depth (two measures: comfortable insertion and maximum insertion) 4. size of your nipples? 5. what is the most painful torture for a pussy you can imagine? not permanently damaging... 6. what is the most painful torture for a breasts you can imagine? not permanently damaging... 7. would you like to torture a stranger's pussy if you can? imagine situation that you can torture her and then revert time and she will forget everything. 8. Pussy shaved, partially shaved, hairy? 9. Ever tasted your own pussy juice? If yes - describe it. 10. Pads or tampons? And why? 11. Size of tits? 12. Dark nipples or light nipples? 13. Which one is yours?*http://i.imgur.com/msWT7.jpg 14. Spit or swallow? 15. Please measure length of your pussy crevice 16. Please measure distance from your navel to your clitoris 17. Please measure distance from your navel to top of pussy 18. How old are you? 19. What is your height? 20. What is your weight? 21. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 22. How old were you when your pussy hair started to grow? 23. What is your skype id? I'd like to chat with you 24. Which one is more painful in your opinion? http://www.sextvx.com/en/video/12759...anking-machine http://www.sextvx.com/en/video/25870...anking-machine 25. How often do you masturbate? 26. Using hand or any toys? 27. Do you prefer morning or evening masturbation? 28. Where do you masturbate? Bedroom/bathroom/other? 29. Have you ever slapped your own pussy during masturbation? 30. Have you ever try anal play during masturbation? 31. Do you prefer delicate or furious masturbation? 32. How long do you have to rest after an orgasm to masturbate again? Regards Andy
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12-21-2013, 03:19 PM | #11 |
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T or d role play stories
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12-21-2013, 03:37 PM | #12 |
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1. ever been hit or kicked in your pussy? only spanked.
2. ever hit or kicked someone in her pussy? nope 3. pussy depth (two measures: comfortable insertion and maximum insertion) somewhere between 5.5 and 6" 4. size of your nipples? A little over 2" across including the areola 5. what is the most painful torture for a pussy you can imagine? not permanently damaging... I have heard of people putting those round dish brushes inside their pussy and fucking themselves with it... that seems pretty darn horrible. 6. what is the most painful torture for a breasts you can imagine? not permanently damaging... I really don't know... though when I see stuff with nipple clamps and weights, it makes me want to faint. 7. would you like to torture a stranger's pussy if you can? imagine situation that you can torture her and then revert time and she will forget everything. I would love to do that with a willing party. 8. Pussy shaved, partially shaved, hairy? Trimmed 9. Ever tasted your own pussy juice? If yes - describe it. On many occasions now, and it tastes different every time! Sometimes it is sweet, sometimes tart, sometimes salty. 10. Pads or tampons? And why? Oh, this answer is actually strange... I usually use sea sponges, because they allow me to masturbate/have sex without any bloody mess. Sometimes tampons. I don't like messes. 11. Size of tits? Already answered 12. Dark nipples or light nipples? Darker 13. Which one is yours?*http://i.imgur.com/msWT7.jpg I think 30 is the closest, but none of them are exact. 14. Spit or swallow? Swallow. Yum. 15. Please measure length of your pussy crevice The problem right now is that I don't own a ruler... Well, I own one, but it has seen a lot of use, and no longer has any numbers on it! 16. Please measure distance from your navel to your clitoris " 17. Please measure distance from your navel to top of pussy " 18. How old are you? ummm 19. What is your height? already answered 20. What is your weight? already answered 21. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16 22. How old were you when your pussy hair started to grow? 12 23. What is your skype id? I'd like to chat with you Pass 24. Which one is more painful in your opinion? Sorry, I don't really watch porn... long story! 25. How often do you masturbate? Daily- 3-9 orgasms at a time, usually. 26. Using hand or any toys? Usually toys 27. Do you prefer morning or evening masturbation? Evening 28. Where do you masturbate? Bedroom/bathroom/other? Well, I have masturbated all kinds of places, but usually the bedroom. 29. Have you ever slapped your own pussy during masturbation? Yes, when playing online with someone. 30. Have you ever try anal play during masturbation? Yes, I don't like it! 31. Do you prefer delicate or furious masturbation? Ahhhh, all the ways are fun. 32. How long do you have to rest after an orgasm to masturbate again? I don't.
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12-21-2013, 03:41 PM | #13 |
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I used to role play with a woman online... this had to be like 12+ years ago. We used to meet up on messenger and she would tell the story, and we would both masturbate, and I would be the other person.
My favorite was when she played the stewardess on the plane, and I was a passenger, we met up in the little area with a curtain where the food is kept and had to keep quiet because otherwise the passengers would hear us. My ex-wife and I played "Queen" and servant games for yearssssss. That was fun too.
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Then after hours of that, untying her, having her give me a few orgasms, and then telling her it is time for dinner. Well, it is not that I have never watched porn. But, I am definitely into the kinky side of life, and my searches for reading/viewing material result in me seeing things that are actually more traumatizing than erotic. What I found over time was that pictures and videos stick, so I see something that is just way too much for me, and it never ever ever leaves my head. Whereas, I can read a story, and if it is too much it is much easier for me to forget. So, I stick with written stuff, which is a huge part of the reason that I love getDare!!
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