The AMA of a Goddess.

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

So, you are a sniffer! (I am, too) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

Do you and your friend grow culinary herbs?

Have you experimented with things like making vinegar, live yeast, infusing oils, etc?

Are there any plants you grow for spiritual reasons?

When gardening, do you prioritise decorative or edible plants?

Have you tried, or plan to try, different growing techniques like cooperative planting (three sisters), different rotations, Hugelkultur, hydroponics, etc?

Do you plant to encourage particular wildlife?

What are your thoughts on pigs? Literal pigs...

As you've sniffed yourself, have you tasted yourself, also?

No, not yet, but we want to. We have a dehydrator, traditional canning pot, both water bath and steam canning, vacuum sealer and its bags, oxygen absorber packets...

Not that advanced yet as you can gather from our more humble garden, but eventually will experiment with those things and more.

Like dried sage, frankincense, myrrh, etc.? Not yet, but why not?

We prioritize edible plants. We must have a few decorative though. Usually a few rose bushes. Maybe daisies and lilies, etc.

Yes, we do plan to research and try different growing techniques.

Umm... I haven't really seen a farm one in person yet. Just a domesticated pet one in the city. He was very cute.

It's going to be hard for my best friend and I to raise animals to eat. We can't do that. We'll get too attached. So maybe for milk and eggs but not more than that. They'll be like pets. But I'll do the seafood. I'll still be sad, but I'll manage it better than she would. Meat I'd have to hunt like a Native American or whatever. She will not. It isn't easy for me either but I can do it more than she can. And beside that we can get some from stores. I just think hunting/gathering/camping/survival skills are a good thing to have in your back pocket.

Not yet, but want to plant for bees, butterflies, hummingbirds, and if I research anything else maybe...

I put the answer to question 6 after question seven's answer so that the next question's answer sounds normal and not weird

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Yes, I've tasted myself. I smell and taste all right Maybe more delicious to somebody else

[StrawDog]

You get hummingbirds in you area? Glorious little creatures.

So, no-kill livestock (pigs are actually good for that, and very clean and intelligent animals)

Goats?

In your timeline, how far off are you from getting your place?

Would you be more isolationist or seek to build community and cooperation between other local homesteads?

Would you view the property more as your land to do with as you pleased, or a living thing to protect and restore?

You mentioned that you prefer not to masturbate, yet are also a horny Angel, so how often do you play with yourself?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

You get hummingbirds in you area? Glorious little creatures.

So, no-kill livestock (pigs are actually good for that, and very clean and intelligent animals)

Goats?

In your timeline, how far off are you from getting your place?

Would you be more isolationist or seek to build community and cooperation between other local homesteads?

Would you view the property more as your land to do with as you pleased, or a living thing to protect and restore?

You mentioned that you prefer not to masturbate, yet are also a horny Angel, so how often do you play with yourself?

Yes hummingbirds flitting about (in the appropriate seasons :-p ) :-)

Have to research a bit more, but maybe few goats instead of cows... If one of few neighbors has a cow, might trade some harvest for milk and drink some and make cheese and butter too.

Narrowing down my universe? Won't happen :-p
Give or take 2 years. But it can happen at any time if necessary. If it was necessary tomorrow or even the next second, then so be it.

Bit of both. Enough community and cooperation between other homesteads while still remaining isolationist enough. Balanced and not too extreme on either end.

Both again. A land to do with as pleased as long as it respected as a living thing. Nature and man living together. Nature provides for man, and man in return tends to the earth in appreciation. Earth stewards.

Heh, it varies. I don't play with myself or play in general as often as I would like. It may seem so, and I guess it could be if I saw to it

How often depends on how aroused I am... sexy conversations, play sessions, hot task threads, etc. I have to have enough arousal to the point where I can't stand it anymore and have to fucking touch myself. Literally.

Foreplay basically

It varies how often. Sometimes things are more busier and active. Sometimes things are slower. Requests and everything.

It depends on that... I can be like a nympho depending on the circumstances...

That I'm not one currently, only reflects on the current time (Now) which can change at any moment. Something or things can happen that make it change any sort of way.

Gosh, please hoping for some amplitude and crest already

[StrawDog]

How do you and your friend use the nuts you grow?

Have you ever had an orgasm while something has plugged your ass?

Have you grown plants with edible seeds, and what did you do with them?

You recently posted a remix of Cid's theme in the music thread (thanks again, his theme is one my favourites), do you enjoy the FF games, and do you play any others?

Do you compost?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

How do you and your friend use the nuts you grow?

Have you ever had an orgasm while something has plugged your ass?

Have you grown plants with edible seeds, and what did you do with them?

You recently posted a remix of Cid's theme in the music thread (thanks again, his theme is one my favourites), do you enjoy the FF games, and do you play any others?

Do you compost?

The peanut plant wasn't intentional - a squirrel placed a peanut inside one our potted plants. Cute, but my best friend and I will not partake in those and plan to grow nuts (lol) in the future, but not now.

No.

I love anal. My favorite porn to watch is anal, lol
I like giving it, not receiving it. I didn't like the beads much. The icicles plug only did it for only a minute while it was cold. I don't have much experience with it or a preference for it on myself.

Also, not trying to sound like a downer, and it is not the big reason I don't like receiving it but...

My Mom passed away in 2017 from a minor procedure in the middle of October. She had prexisting conditions - a rheumatic fever when she was nine in the Philippines (1965) gave her a heart condition. She had four heart surgeries and two mechanical valves etc since.

She went to her primary care doctor who cleared her to get hemorrhoid surgery. It was a minor procedure, but she passed away from it because of malpractice.

They should have taken into consideration that she takes blood thinner pills as people with heart conditions do. They had her whole medical history and medications digitally. They should have done laser surgery the first time and not have a second time around...

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Anyway...
Yeah, I like that song. It's fun, peppy, and makes me feel like I'm on a or piloting my own spaceship.

I like the character Cid on Final Fantasy. The characters always are different in each game, but he's the only constant character in each story even though he looks different in each one. And he's always a big help and great friend saving their butts with his ocean ships or spaceships depending on the timelines. He's an engineer, and his ship creations wouldn't let the story be the best and the most colorful without them and his friendship.

Yes, I like Final Fantasy and some RPGs. I grew up with them on NES and SNES, Playstation and so on.
I like visual novels now, or Choice of Games, or Pixelberry games, or similar. More story focused choose your own route games instead of the standard RPG where it usually takes 50 to 100 hours or more doing everything.

I'm the kind of person that like to do each side quest and get every treasure etc. so it's too much time for me. I prefer the story anyway, not all that.

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As for your PMs, that messenger you brought up is fine I guess. I haven't used it before, but if it helps for audio chat that's fine.

Let me know when you are available instead, and I'll see if I can work with that.

Also, and you can turn me down if want but, do you want to learn sign language with me as well?

There's a new hire deaf guy at work.
I wanted to learn before and it has nothing to do with him. Anyway, he only speaks Spanish so I had a bilingual friend lip speak the best way to learn, and he said the best way is to first learn to sign the ABC's, and then learn the standard program after that.

If you don't that's fine. I'll do that on my own.

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Also everyone, previous entries on this AMA where I said I was editing are now past the time limit allowable for me to edit the post. So if I add any more answers or whatever, I'll simply include it and specify in future posts.

[StrawDog]

I'm sorry about your mother.

Very interested regarding sign language. However, there are differences between ASL and BSL, and I don't know how much of an effect that will have on an amateur level. I would love to hear how you get on, though, and perhaps we could compare?

I love that you're an anal maniac!

Are there any anal scenes you enjoy so much that you return to them? If so, what are they?

Do you treat your male submissives differently from female submissives?

When you submit, do the ways you serve differ from how you expect others to serve you?

You missed my composting and edible seed questions. Dishonour on your 🐄!

Have you implemented your singing rule yet?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

I'm sorry about your mother.

Very interested regarding sign language. However, there are differences between ASL and BSL, and I don't know how much of an effect that will have on an amateur level. I would love to hear how you get on, though, and perhaps we could compare?

I love that you're an anal maniac!

Are there any anal scenes you enjoy so much that you return to them? If so, what are they?

Do you treat your male submissives differently from female submissives?

When you submit, do the ways you serve differ from how you expect others to serve you?

You missed my composting and edible seed questions. Dishonour on your ��!

Have you implemented your singing rule yet?

Thanks. I appreciate that.

I wouldn't mind learning BSL. I knew of the two. I still wanted to ask you.

Ha *blushes* thank you
I'm a whole package girl. I love the whole body and personality and brains etc. If I had to pick between ass and boobs or pussy and ass, then yeah... A beautiful woman's ass turns me on so much and makes me melt

Actually, I just enjoy anal but don't have much experience in different scenes with it, but will revisit this question when I do.

I try not to. I try to be fair. I am honest in mentioning. I lean heavily to women. If a male or female sub or slave is devoted and disciplined and respectful we both click that's great. Doesn't go that way in actuality often. And that kind of submission is satisfying. You can ask chief's fan and subslaveboy63 about how I made/make them feel. subslaveboy63 still has yet to get to know me, it's still pretty new. That being said I prefer female subs or slaves but haven't really found one yet...

I missed answering them but didn't miss reading them. I've been a bit of a sleepyhead lately. I thought I had answered them. I did in my mind lol, but didn't type it out. I'm pretty sure I just got sidetracked then because of that Final Fantasy song and games question and the past edits comment I made. Apologies.

"Down, Bessie. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor"

I told you the humble small garden my best friend and I are growing so far. No edible seeds mentioned; if what you mean are sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds, poppy seeds, chia seeds, edible hemp seeds, quinoa, etc, then maybe in the future after research. But whatever fruit or vegetables are eaten, mindful to save the seeds from them if interested in growing them and until feel have collected enough of it.

No don't currently compost but will definitely in the future. Both hot and cold composting. Yes need more research.

I haven't yet. Maybe I'll start it daily tonight. I'm thinking about more rules for myself too.

[StrawDog]

I'd be delighted to learn, as long as it doesn't cause confusion.

Good luck with your...research!

More rules sounds interesting, what did you have in mind?

That's an orgasm tracker in your sig, could you explain the numbers, and how long you've been doing it for?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

I'd be delighted to learn, as long as it doesn't cause confusion.

Good luck with your...research!

More rules sounds interesting, what did you have in mind?

That's an orgasm tracker in your sig, could you explain the numbers, and how long you've been doing it for?

It won't cause confusion. I haven't learned any yet. So learning BSL with you will be fine because we'll be learning it at the beginning together.

Thank you for learning to read and speak Classical Latin with me and British Sign Language. I look forward to it excited :-D

Won't just be research, will probably do what can before leaving the humble garden here to go to homestead, but a lot more will be done there of course.

How about I post my it my blog sometime and update it as needed?

It's the amount of orgasms I've had since joining getDare recently. Just thought to do that like every other interesting idea I come up with.

It's the orgasms I've had while thinking about a particular girl... H20, I gave her that nickname to myself just recently which has a triple meaning and maybe more I don't see yet. She often feels like she's under water and drowning. Her astrology sign's element is air. My sun sign is the constellation of Cancer the crab symbol, so my element is water.

Since she often feels like she's drowning. I want her to shift her perspective and not think of the water as drowning her. But to remember she is a part of water. 2 Hydrogen 1 Oxygen... it wouldn't be water without her air, just hydrogen. She helps create the miraculous life giving water but feels like a fish out of water. All babies come out of a world of a belly full of water and gasp and cry as they come into this new world full of air...

I want her to remember water has air. To find the air in the water so she can breath just like fish do. Until then I am her mermaid breathing her in After that, who knows the next evolution or what tomorrow will bring? I'm just cherishing the eternal Now moment.

H20 also stands for letters in her name and the word Orgasm.

I'm gonna add another tally for someone else very significant to me. I'll name it Jay8. 8 is an eternal symbol as you know. And her and I share that.

I'll add another tally if I fantasize about them both, because yes I'm extra perverted...

And the "other orgasms" tally are orgasms I had fantasizing about someone else.

And don't be surprised to see the numbers skyrocket if I get extremely aroused on a regular basis :-p
We'll see. I can dream right? :-D

[StrawDog]

Very happy to hear that, I am, too. Blogs on any subjects that interest you would be delightful.

Your orgasm tracker is a lovely idea. I truly hope you keep up with it.

Do the people you've listed know that you've had orgasms with them in mind?

Are you taking deliberate steps to deepen and explore your states of arousal, or going with the ebb and flow?I

Are there any recurring fantasies getting you hot under the collar that you'd like to share?

Are you taking care of yourself?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

Very happy to hear that, I am, too. Blogs on any subjects that interest you would be delightful.

Your orgasm tracker is a lovely idea. I truly hope you keep up with it.

Do the people you've listed know that you've had orgasms with them in mind?

Are you taking deliberate steps to deepen and explore your states of arousal, or going with the ebb and flow?

Are there any recurring fantasies getting you hot under the collar that you'd like to share?

Are you taking care of yourself?

Thanks. I bet you say that to all the ladies or AMAers :-P

I'll keep track of it. As long as I have it up, it'll be kept current.

Yes I'm sure they do. One for sure, the other can read my profile and siggy and know without a doubt. Plus she's read my posts and blog recently and talked to me about it a little.

It's a mix. Usually this or that. More often than not it is ebb and flow. It's that at the moment too. Hasn't served me so far. Neither has deliberateness, but have much less experience in that.

I'll revisit this recurring fantasy question as soon as possible. Shouldn't take too too long.

And it seems you're a cognitive empath type yourself :-p

I take care of the ones I care about before myself...
I take care of myself that I don't break too much, beyond that not much.
I try to be safe and aware of myself and be healthy enough.
The few closer to me try to be supportive. They are enough, but still there's a gap in me. A part of me not reached. Maybe I have to be the one to reach it. I'm unlikely to on my own, not motivated for that enough. Anyway who knows. Thanks for being perceptive and caring enough to ask. I'll be all right

[StrawDog]

Did you ever fake orgasms with your previous partners?

Did your lack of orgasms ever cause problems for them?

As an ass lover, are you turned on by images of an asshole in isolation? Do you find it attractive of itself?

Are you more turned on when the pussy is visible, but the ass is stretched around a dildo/strap?

[Goddess Joanna]

Originally Posted by StrawDog

Did you ever fake orgasms with your previous partners?

Did your lack of orgasms ever cause problems for them?

As an ass lover, are you turned on by images of an asshole in isolation? Do you find it attractive of itself?

Are you more turned on when the pussy is visible, but the ass is stretched around a dildo/strap?

No.

I've only been with 3 people irl... It was only maybe a little bit of a problem for my ex-boyfriend but not much. He didn't really care about me as much as he appeared to, so it wasn't a big problem because of that. But a tiny bit of him was bothered because he felt a tiny bit insecure about himself with me, but not too much. He didn't mind being selfish... and he was vanilla. I just didn't cum because I need a lot of kinky foreplay. If that's there then sure, a little vanilla only on occasion is fine.

Nope. A sexy woman that has a nice ass I wanna fuck.

Yes of course... stretched around my <3
The more of her I see I'm turned on. Ass, pussy, breasts, legs, lips, neck, eyes...

[Bobcat]

1. what is the wildest dare you ever did
2. have you ever been nude in group
3. would you ever do a dice roll to see what you wear to a party if nude was in there
4. do you like micro mini skirts
5, what side do like the most dom or slave
6, would you dress a guy up as women and take them to a bar
7. would you put a guy on cam dress a guy up as women
8. what is the worse thing you gave a guy to do
9. what is a secret you like to keep away from everyone
10.what would you do if an older guy was nude in front of in their 50s
11.what is your favorite way to get cum
12.when did you first taste cum

[StrawDog]

Are you finding enough free time to read? If so, what book are you on, and if not, how are you unwinding with your quiet moments?

Is your masochism directly tied to your submission? Do you still enjoy pain when in a dominant headspace?

I sometimes worry about posting comments in addition to just questions, but did want to say it's good you didn't fake orgasms; a lot of people do and then end up feeling trapped. Standing true is a loving act to self and others, and will more help you on your way.