The Most Messy Dirty Disgusting Dare Possible

[DirtyNastyFilth]

So I've been getting into messy dares for a while now and have come to believe I can handle pretty much anything. Trouble is, I've never tested how true this is!

This is not one of those "I'll do every dare posted" threads, in fact it is quite the opposite. I will only do one! I intend do the most messy and vile dare posted to this thread, no matter how disgusting it is!

My plan is to leave this thread open for November, during which time please post your messiest dares. I will update frequently with which one is winning so far.

At the end of November a winner will be chosen. At the earliest opportunity in December, when I have the house to myself, I will perform the dare in full.

As an added bonus, the person who posts the winning dare is allowed to request video proof that I completed it. If the dare they give me is so disgusting that I chicken out, I will write in my signature that i am a massive loser who doesn't complete my dares, and I will have to do an appropriate punishment.

A couple of rules: The dare cannot take more than a day to complete and obviously nothing too dangerous! My usual limits still apply.


Happy daring losers! Bet you can't break me!

[Fiona]

This is not really my fetish, so I probably wouldn't want to see the video-evidence myself, but maybe you should post it to a porn-website.

Prepare on the previous day by eating lots of food, including things that will turn your poop extra-messy.

On the day of the dare, whenever you need to go to the potty, use the bathtub instead. Keep eating (at least five meals) and drinking (at least 1l per hour) a lot, so that it can collect a substantial amount of stuff in it. In addition you will have to eat so much that you puke before every meal, which will also go into the bathtub. Afterwards you will eat regularly.

You can tell that the entire point so far is to have an as large as possible mix of bodily wastes in you tub.

Once you are at that point, you will take a long bath in it. Make sure that your entire body including you hair is fully covered in that mix (consider putting rash-creme on at least you genitalia) and stay like that for at least two hours, during which you will have to eat/drink one large glass of the mix (at least 0.5l, make sure that it is a uniform mix of everything around you), you are not allowed out of the tub until it has been one hour since consuming the mix. If it makes you puke before you are done, puke back into the glass and restart. You are not allowed to continue the dare until at least one hour has passed since finishing the glass. (So if you do it after two hours, it will be three hours before you are out; if you do it at the start, you only have to wait for the two hours to be over.)

Once you completed the previous stage, fill the tub with cold water while you and the disgusting mix are still in it. Spend 30 minutes in the filled tub and see how clean you can get during that time. (No soap allowed). Afterwards leave the tub and let the air dry you. You won't be allowed to clean yourself beyond what you just did until the next morning. If you don't want to ruin your bed, you might want to sleep on the floor, but that is your call. If you use the bed, you won't be allowed to change or wash the covers for one week.


Honestly: I would be surprised if you completed it, but rest assured that you wouldn't like the punishment I might come up with for failing. ;-)

[DirtyNastyFilth]

Wow Fiona, you have set the bar brutally high there! I feel sick just thinking about it.

That’s going to be really hard for someone to beat and even harder for me to do!

[Fiona]

Well, you wanted it brutal and vile. Note that I'm really not into that stuff, so somebody who is might be able to come up with something more extreme.

Of course I could add that you should fuck your ass with a dildo using the mix as lube while you are in the tub, but after eating that stuff, this probably wouldn't change that much. Still, if you think it does or just like the idea of having something to do in there, add it as well.

[DirtyNastyFilth]

Wow, one day in and I'm already regretting this post! Only slightly though, I still think I'm daring enough to see this through.

Fiona's dare is incredibly tough and sets a high benchmark. Anyone out there think they can better it?

A quick note on the eating of bodily fluids. It can be dangerous and so Fiona's dare is getting pretty close to my hard limits. Please don't think that you can make this worse simply by making me eat more. Instead you will have to be get creative!

[MasterW]

As I said when you asked me to post here, I can't really come up with anything reasonable, more dirty and really much different from what Fiona already posted, so I can't really take full credit from this. It's mostly just little upgrade for her dare, so if you fail to do this, you should do a punishment from both of us

You still fill the bath with filth like before, however when your first add some pee and scat at the bottom, you should already take a quick bath in it. First mix it well with your hands and then lay there first on your back for few minutes and then on your stomach (at this point it's probably still pretty empty)

After your bath, dress up with wellies, rain pants, raincoat and waterproof gloves. Use duct tape to seal all the joints so you won't contaminate your house but the filth brew nicely underneath.
You spend day dressed like that, but whenever you need to pee or shit, remove all the clothing and kneel in the bath to do it. You are allowed to clean the outside of your clothes if needed.

Optionally there are few things you can add to the bath:
If you can, freeze all the cum you produce before the task and add all that cum into the mix. It gets nice and sticky
You can also gather some cat/dog etc scat from outside to add to the bath to get more stuff into it. However if you do it, I wouldn't recommend eating any of it. Instead you can take more portion of your own filth to separate bowl every time you produce it and swallow that at the big bathing at the end.

Is it hard enough now?

[DirtyNastyFilth]

Wow! This is getting seriously disgusting!

MasterW’s modification on Fiona’s dare is defo winning so far. The idea of having to spend most of the day covered in my own excrement is horrible!

Worryingly for me, there are still plenty more days in November for someone to come up with a worse dare...

[DirtyNastyFilth]

Halfway through the month so going to shamelessly bump this...

Does anyone else have a contender they would like to submit?

Remember all you messy fans, the winner gets a video of me doing the dare (or select highlights)! If you have a fantasy that's unbelievably filthy and vile, now's your chance to see it for real!

[coolplay69uk]

I think we should just keep building on what you have and add a few more things to your bath...

Firstly you can shave off all you pubes and add them to your bath, add a few to your drink.

Starting today any food you prepare and have any waste whatsoever goes into a bucket, be it uncooked peelings, or cooked food you don't eat, store it all in your bucket.

Also I want you to go find some food waste bins and get others waste food make you bucket nice and full.

One the day of the dare this will all be poured over your head and into you bath.

Also I want you to collect some of each of the following, dog, cat, horse, sheep, cow and chicken poo, that should also all be mixed into your bath...

[Aragon]

Lets set the bar up a little bit insted of a shower lets make it way more hare for your body.
So its gonna be a mesy menu all day for starters before the day you have to do this you will have to eat plenty for you to make a lot of produce aswell as lots of water. And the day you shall start eat a laxative chocolate
Now whit that out of the way itw about 5 meals a day:
First easy just mix the diarreah whit your panckes mix and as a topping lots of mayonaise and as drink mix the usual fruits and veggies you would blend in a juice but each and every ingridient has to be in your ass first.
Next some lunch for this just drank pee and eat fruit whit a vomit topping
Main meal make a sauce whit tomato sauce, scat, vomit, mustard and cover yourself in it and some other in your pusy to blend it real good then insert the psta and eat it straight out your pussy and a piece of meat whit shit on top, for this one mix cum and pee as a drink
Tea hour:again quiet easy just get some bicuits or nice bread for tea and smear some poop on then and as a drink a panties tea if it has mentruation even better
Finally dinner make a drink of some shit, puke and lots of mayonnaise and finally make a cake mixing all the ingridients in your ass then just take out one generous slice and eat it the rest is for you to play smear it cover yoir body whit it and stuff your holes whit it. Hope you like it

[DirtyNastyFilth]

Oh wow, coolplay69uk that is absolutely disgusting. I really can't think of much worse than the contents of that bath. Well done!

Aragon, I feel you may have missed my post my post earlier about consuming bodily fluids. I'd say eating 5 meals a day of shit is defo dangerous and so I'm going to have to rule that one out. Sorry dude!

[Aragon]

Its fine then just adding a seal tight underwear for you to retain all of your waste for as long as the suit goes on will do the trick as well as perhapd the laxatives to make it more troublesome eighther way worry not

[coolplay69uk]

It's December???

[AmyneedsDares]

after checking with OP...

here is my dare suggestion...


First of all the equipment you need for this challenge:

2 big trash bags, if possible get them in see through, otherwise every other color is okay. you have to be able to at least lift it above your breasts, better would be to the neck
Tape to seal something off
Smaller bags, like lunch bags
a big bucket, the best you can find. should hold at least 10liter or more prefered
smaller bowl, that holds 2-3 liter


So lets start the task on the day before… you will want to eat as much as possible, preferable from different sources, so get some asian food, some indian, european, whatever you like, but eat like there is no tomorrow.

after midnight you are not allowed to pee or shit, if you cant hold it anymore. you will use the bucket for shit, and collect and drink your piss.

after getting up, its time to have breakfast and add some laxatives… the next 2 shits dont go into that bucket, you will take one of the smaller lunch bags for each. you can store them in your bathroom, we gonna need them later, seal the bags so it will not dry.
All the pee will be collected in the bowl, put it in the fridge so its cold and not too stall


for the first part of the challenge you need a backpack, and the lunch bags…
get yourself a enema you consider okay to hold for a longer time, add a plug if you have to. Put on pants and a nice shirt. Add a long coat, shoes to walk a good amount and take the backpack. (If the weather is to cold for that, you can apply more clothes). You are not allowed to expel the enema before returning home. If you do, the punishment will be delivered immediately, as you are not allowed to take off any clothes while outside. now go outside and go around the area you live in. collect as much filth as you find… trash, dogshit, mud, put all of that in the lunch bags (dont forget to seal them) and put it in your backpack. So if you are a good boy, nobody will know what you do… if you aren’t they may see some brown liquid on your pants.

as soon as you are home, you are allowed to expel the enema into the big bucket and add all the collected goods into it aswell. dont forget to stir it well, if you couldnt fill it, you will have to do another round of this.

As soon as the bucket is full, its time to start phase 2… for phase two, you need to get the big trash bags and the bucket. additionally you need your biggest object you can safely insert
go to the bathtub, step into one of the trashbags and pour the contains of the bucket into the trashbag and over you… take a good bath in this mess. as soon as you are fully covered in it. you will switch into the other trashbag, best place it outside the bathtub, apply the biggest object you have into your ass and pull the trashbag up, use tape to make sure it will not slip down. dont waste the other bag, we need it…

now go from room to room and edge 5 times per room before you continue.

if you have done all the rooms its time to go back to the bath… step out of the bag, and take out the object.

now its time for your last task… reenter the first trashbag you used… put the hose from the hand shower into your ass as deeply as possible and dont forget to tape it safe. As you should be stretched, it should be no problem for the water to leave you anytime. Turn on the hand shower, but not too strong pull up the bag above your breast, and use as much tape to seal it there

Lay down and take the 2 extra packs of shit, use one as a shampoo for the hair, the other for a facial mask, if there is still something left, use it on your upper body.

As soon as your done, wait for the trashbag to fill, it should cover your whole body with the liquid mixture.

If it is mostly full, you can go to the last phase…