The corrupted wish game.

[japgirl]

Granted. You use magic and create your perfect slave, but using magic always comes with a price. Your wish was such a great ask that you begin to lose your ability to function. One by one, you lose function of your organs and limbs and they must be replaced with prosthetics and mechanical devices. You essentially become that artificially created thing you tried to make and now your slave becomes your master as it’s closer to being human than you are.

I wish that I didn’t live so far away from my Dom.

[Runesmith]

Granted. The term "so far" is relative, and to a genie who can travel at 99.9% the speed of light and lives forever, nowhere is really that far. You are randomly relocated to a habitable planet circling a star in the Andromeda galaxy. If it's any consolation, Andromeda will collide with the Milky Way in a couple of billion years, so you are getting closer to your Dom every day.

I wish I could construct a working time machine... or understand women. Yeah, either of those would do.

[japgirl]

Granted. But you start to lose your mind because women are more complex than Risch’s algorithm. Understanding women would make your brain implode because women are insane and by default, you’d become insane as well.

I wish that Stinky wasn’t such a lazy ass and that Stinky develops better work ethic.

[Runesmith]

Granted. She becomes a workaholic, starts work at 6 am, and finishes at 11pm. She becomes a rising star and a legend in the public sector. Your boss hears about her, and hires her as the executive director and anointed successor at a 5 figure salary. So now you report to Stinky, and she expects you to stick to her work ethics. So no time for those early morning cybersex romps - get to work!

I wish it would be sunny weather in Baden-Wuerttemberg today.

[Ravenwood]

Granted. Baden-Wuerttemberg is transported to the surface of the sun thus making it sunny weather.

I wish I had a million gummy worms.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now you have a million ascarids crawling around in your intestines. Those worms are pretty gummy in consistency. Maybe next time you should let the genie know what you mean, like specifying the brand Haribo, or something.

I wish I had all the super powers that superman has, but without any weaknesses (like kryptonite).

[Maisha]

Originally Posted by Runesmith

I wish I had all the super powers that superman has, but without any weaknesses (like kryptonite).

Granted, but only in The Sims.

I wish I was your best friend in The Sims, now that you got super powers

[Nick wild]

Granted, but he only sees you in your bedroom where he "woohoo"s you

I wish i was hung like a horse

[jdh90]

Granted, but you also turn into a horse making being hung like one normal.

I wish I had a new pack of diapers

[Nick wild]

Granted but they are 2 sizes too small

I wish I had a fursuit (furry character costume)

[jdh90]

Granted however after putting it on the zip breaks leaving you stuck in it.

I wish I had an XL Stallion dildo

[Nick wild]

Granted but it's permanently attached to the wall of a barn stall with a webcam streaming that stall online

I wish I had a fox tail buttplug

[Kah]

Granted, but you are never allowed to use it.

I wish I wasn't trapped inside because of the Corona virus.

<3 Kah

[Fieldofbunnys]

Granted, you are trapped outside instead, nude. On the plus side, the virus evaporates
You're still trapped outside though, nude.

Ahem, Bunny wishes that the chastity cage he already has fitted him perfectly .u.

[Nick wild]

Granted, but it's stuck.

I wish I wasn't a virgin