The corrupted wish game.

[Runesmith]

Granted. But you forgot to specify when she should leave. Since she likes the sunny climes while it is snowing up north, she decides to stay for the winter. After that, of course, she will leave... if that sweater she started knitting is done by then.

I wish traffic lights would always turn green as I approach.

[japgirl]

Granted. But it also does the same thing for the other vehicles that share the same make, model, and color as yours so it ends up causing many traffic jams.

I wish idiots wouldn’t use the right turn lane to turn left.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now they use the left lane to turn right, and change lanes during the turn, and switch on the turn signals after they intrude in to your lane.

I wish I could time travel back to the 80s and attend concerts of my favorite bands again.

[japgirl]

Granted. But the caveat is that when you back in time, you turn into a baby so the only way to get to the concert is if an adult takes you and when you come back to the present you return as an elderly man.

I wish for a public apology to be made by the little creep.

[Runesmith]

Granted. But the apology is worded in the typical "non-apologetic apology" way, where the creep says something like "sorry if you got offended", which puts the blame back on you.

I wish I had a robot slave that cleans the entire house while I sit back and read.

[SlaveBoy31]

Granted but the robot is a prototype and puts everything in the closet that it finds out of place instead of putting it wear it belongs.

I wish I could worship a whole men’s soccer teams feet.

[Runesmith]

Granted, but the worship ritual involves each team member taking turns to kick your head with cleated soccer shoes while you are hung upside down from a goal post. The one who makes you swing the furthest is crowned the Grand Master for 2020. If one of the players manage to split your head open like a watermelon with his kick, he becomes the Ultimate Shoe for Life. Let the worship begin.

I wish to have no urgent emails when I open my work email on January 2nd.

[MasterTony]

Granted, but you will be whisked into HR on January 2nd to discuss your termination from the company.

I wish my back would fix itself so i could start working out again.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Your back is given full ability to heal and augment it's function, so it decides to replace bone with adamantium and replace those squishy fragile cartilage discs with a crystalline supersolid flowing with zero viscosity, which fixes your current back problem completely. In its desire to achieve perfection, your back also grows six eyes on stalks to give itself complete 360 degree vision, four limbs with seven articulating joints with six degrees of freedom, an organic supercomputer, armor plating, two Gatling guns, a rocket launcher, a swiss army knife, and a microbrewery. Your boss is so impressed that he fires you and gives your back the job. Welcome to your new life being a useless parasitic appendage to the great employee and breadwinner that your back has become.

I wish I was on the south island of New Zealand right now.

[japgirl]

Granted, but you found out that LPV decided to be a stowaway so now you’re stuck there for a week with him. Your cell service is out so you can’t even open any of the videos your sassy sub has sent you of her moaning to distract you.

I wish that my sister did not stay home from work today.

[brandonlow67042]

granted. Your sister is now at work with you waitressing waiting tables at a 5 star restaurant.

I wish I had boobs and a vagina and could have sex with any female person I saw.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You now have the boobs and vagina of a 90 year old woman. You could have sex with any female... If you could find some way to attract them with your... Err... Equipment.

I wish I could create a clone who would go to work on my behalf, and shut down when he gets home.

[Night Drifter]

Granted but HE meets the woman of your dreams and falls in love with her eventually running off with her. As he doesn't return to you, he doesn't turn off. He steals your identity and you get arrested for the theft of his identity.

I wish that I could make a legal full working wage in a single hour from my home.

[sexualfeelings]

Granted! But you now have a gambling addiction that takes all of your money not going for basic living.

I wish I had a buttplug that slowly and gently stretched my asshole out whenever I used it.

[Dominic4e]

Granted! But whether you stop using the buttplug your asshole slightly shrinks

I wish I could make anyone who’s sad,happy