The corrupted wish game.

[Maisha]

Originally Posted by Sismaster

I wish I could shapeshift into the body of a women (but without uterus)

Granted, but it appears to be a hell of a job to have a baby without uterus

I wish I had plenty of chocolate

[jstmefred]

Wish granted, but you left in the hot car and it’s all melted


I was I had a harem of women

[Sismaster]

Originally Posted by Maisha

Granted, but it appears to be a hell of a job to have a baby without uterus

I wish I had plenty of chocolate

That's the nice part about not wanting babies. No uterus is not a problem

[Sismaster]

Originally Posted by jstmefred

Wish granted, but you left in the hot car and it’s all melted


I was I had a harem of women

gratned, but they are all genderbend versions of you



I wish I could shapeshift

[sexualfeelings]

Granted but its only into a slightly older version of yourself.

I wish I had a changing table that changed my diapers and got me dressed at the push of a button

[Maisha]

Originally Posted by sexualfeelings

I wish I had a changing table that changed my diapers and got me dressed at the push of a button

Granted, but someone is having fun keeping pushing the button again and again

I wish I could time travel freely

[Runesmith]

Granted. You can time travel freely without paying a single cent (or Sesterti, depending on when you are). However, like the new Netflix subscription, each travel (read - each way) comes with 200 years of advertisements viewed in bubble universe strapped to a chair with eyelids held open by tissue retractors, where the ads are all about time shares in Florida.

I wish mammoths would be de-extincted within my lifetime.

[Bound garchomp]

wish granted but you get killed by a mammoth

i wish that the video games i play would have updates quicker

[pluky]

Your game ends up updating every other day but the updates are rushed and half assed and end up breaking more things than they fix (basically 90% updates of this decade in other words).


I wish to have coke.

[Demon Thief]

Granted, but it's diet coke

I wish I could have free coffee for life at anyplace I choose

[Sismaster]

gratned, but it is always cold and not enough water so it is a filrty dirty mud like supstance.



I wish I had boobs a small waist and a nice big bubble butt

[Runesmith]

Granted. But your body is now covered in thick, black hair which instantly grows back when removed.

I wish delicious food in a large variety of cuisines would magically appear in front of me on a floating table every time I think, "it's time to eat."

[Expose me]

Granted but it will be covered in cum

I wish I could be a sissy pornstar

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are now the 20,176th most famous sissy porn star in Kerala. However, the niche Indian sissy porn industry is experiencing a slump (pun intended), so you are unable to find work as a star, forcing you to haul bricks at a building site for a living, which buffs up your muscles, reducing your appeal as a sissy porn star even further.

I wish I had invested in 20,000 shares of Apple in 1995.

[Leland]

Granted, but you become greedy and invest all you have in Apple. Your act of buying Apple shares causes a series of butterfly effects that leads to a very different future from the one you know: China becomes a superpower sooner, takes economic control of the world in 2000 and starts investing heavily in shady biotechnologies. In 2010 they find a way to use human brains as cheap powerful computers, so silicon computers are not required anymore and Apple fails. You are deeply indebted in a world where human rights are a memory of the past. You become the computer of a rich and spoiled chinese brat that uses you to play videogames and browse furry porn all day.

I wish in my next life to be reborn with all my memories as a gifted mage in a fantasy sexy world (isekai).