Edge for Monkey!

iSpuds · 10-12-2018, 10:49 AM

Do you like edges? Do you REALLY like edges? How about over 17,000 edges?!

Currently monkey is NOT able to cum until he completes that many edges. Between that and a 0.1% daily interest, he can basically kiss his next orgasm goodbye for a while!

YOU, however, might be able to help! For each edge you do, monkey can take one edge off of HIS edge bank, however, he must add one edge for each post on this thread.

So, say you do 5 edges. Monkey can take 5 off his bank but he must add one for your post alerting him of your five edges. Only edges that are posted in this thread may be counted.

I will leave these rules active until monkey gets through all of his edges, however long that takes!

Happy Edging!

KittenLicks · 10-12-2018, 10:58 AM

A monkey in need? Have no fear, monkey, I'm here to help!

I very generously donate the 2 edges I just did to your cause. Or, 1 now, because this is a post.

What? I'm on denial too, edging is hard.

iSpuds · 10-12-2018, 11:00 AM

*Addendum:

Monkey only needs to add an edge for posts that include edges you did. Random/chatterbox posts don't count! But he must add an edge for EVERY post of mine, including this one and the OP.

KittenLicks · 10-12-2018, 11:02 AM

Hrm, so the number of edges can never increase then, right? ^^ Because you have to do at least one edge for the +1 to count?

Not that a handful of +1's on here could ever matter, really, with a total that high. xD

pet monkey · 10-12-2018, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

A monkey in need? Have no fear, monkey, I'm here to help!

I very generously donate the 2 edges I just did to your cause. Or, 1 now, because this is a post.

What? I'm on denial too, edging is hard.

Thank you very much KittenLicks for stepping in and helping so quickly. I really appreciate all the help I can get! <3

iSpuds · 10-12-2018, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Hrm, so the number of edges can never increase then, right? ^^ Because you have to do at least one edge for the +1 to count?

Not that a handful of +1's on here could ever matter, really, with a total that high. xD

Exactly.

the worst he could do is break relatively even, with his interest!

IceMaiden · 10-12-2018, 11:04 AM

I want to help but I am really bad at edging! And I would have to ask AM first too. I will see what he says and try my best!

Matt: · 10-12-2018, 11:30 AM

I guess I can help a bit. I just completed 7 edges.

MarvHarvey · 10-12-2018, 09:50 PM

Ok, I'll chp in to help Monkey.

9 edges.

Butterfly · 10-13-2018, 09:09 AM

I will donate 41 edges to the cause.

DianaAu · 10-13-2018, 09:48 AM

Wow, that's cruel. That would take about 48 edges per day for a whole year to finish. Not to mention interests, pluss you're a monkey for god's sake.
Well, as one wise man once said: "It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish", so good luck to you and 5 edges from me

Pariahterror · 10-13-2018, 10:01 AM

So puppy can add one edge for the monkey to do at a time just by posting XD

Butterfly · 10-13-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pariahterror

So puppy can add one edge for the monkey to do at a time just by posting XD

No, unless your post has edges your post doesn't count. So for your post to count you have to subtract at least one edge, which then adds an edge. So the worst damage you can do is be neutral and keep the edges the same.

LitDarkness · 10-13-2018, 12:25 PM

10 edges to the monkey.

Question, can I double up, post edges I'm doing for the other thread here too or is that cheating?

pet monkey · 10-13-2018, 03:25 PM

OMG! You guys are awesome! I'm sorry its taking me so long to respond. I want to thank you all individually, but I am in the middle of a move right now and have no computer setup anywhere so I'm typing on my phone but I want you all to know how appreciative I am for your assistance!

10-12-2018, 10:49 AM	#1
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Edge for Monkey! Do you like edges? Do you REALLY like edges? How about over 17,000 edges?! Currently monkey is NOT able to cum until he completes that many edges. Between that and a 0.1% daily interest, he can basically kiss his next orgasm goodbye for a while! YOU, however, might be able to help! For each edge you do, monkey can take one edge off of HIS edge bank, however, he must add one edge for each post on this thread. So, say you do 5 edges. Monkey can take 5 off his bank but he must add one for your post alerting him of your five edges. Only edges that are posted in this thread may be counted. I will leave these rules active until monkey gets through all of his edges, however long that takes! Happy Edging! __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

10-12-2018, 10:58 AM	#2
KittenLicks getDare's Naughtiest Kitten Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,084 Blog Entries: 19	A monkey in need? Have no fear, monkey, I'm here to help! I very generously donate the 2 edges I just did to your cause. Or, 1 now, because this is a post. What? I'm on denial too, edging is hard. __________________ Trans/Girl/Kitty Likes/Dislikes/Limits PM Dares "Oh god help! Bunny is trapped in KittenLicks signiture 0///0 Save Bunny!!! 9/10" ~ Fieldofbunnies

10-12-2018, 11:00 AM	#3
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Addendum: Monkey only needs to add an edge for posts that include edges you did. Random/chatterbox posts don't count! But he must add an edge for EVERY post of mine, including this one and the OP. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it!* Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

10-12-2018, 11:02 AM	#4
KittenLicks getDare's Naughtiest Kitten Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,084 Blog Entries: 19	Hrm, so the number of edges can never increase then, right? ^^ Because you have to do at least one edge for the +1 to count? Not that a handful of +1's on here could ever matter, really, with a total that high. xD __________________ Trans/Girl/Kitty Likes/Dislikes/Limits PM Dares "Oh god help! Bunny is trapped in KittenLicks signiture 0///0 Save Bunny!!! 9/10" ~ Fieldofbunnies

10-12-2018, 11:04 AM	#7
IceMaiden Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Gallifrey Posts: 6,352 Blog Entries: 163	I want to help but I am really bad at edging! And I would have to ask AM first too. I will see what he says and try my best! __________________ ♡ My Stories. ♡ FAQ. ♡ AMA♡ Happily loved, owned and collared by AbusiveMaster. I Love This Girl Unconditionally. Always And Forever ♡ Get a rule from me here. NOTlooking for a dom/sub or to play a game, exchange dares, pictures etc!

10-12-2018, 11:30 AM	#8
Matt: getDare Cultist (Inner Circle) Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: UK Posts: 12,569 Blog Entries: 55	I guess I can help a bit. I just completed 7 edges. __________________ Male Submissive Kik: pioneer0799 Telegram - Boytoy069 Likes, limits, toys My PM DARES Current Rule - I have to do all picture requests by females and I must show my full face Sam, forever in my heart, I will always miss you <3

10-12-2018, 09:50 PM	#9
MarvHarvey Truth or Dare Junkie Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 5,704 Blog Entries: 10	Ok, I'll chp in to help Monkey. 9 edges. __________________ Male; Switch. Group Thread: pick from MENU of tasks. LIMITS / LIKES / Etc. PM DARES Last edited by MarvHarvey; 10-13-2018 at 09:13 AM.

10-13-2018, 09:09 AM	#10
Butterfly A Butterfly Princess <3 Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 4,640 Blog Entries: 515	I will donate 41 edges to the cause. __________________ On Hiatus PMs will not be responded to My heart belongs to my Husband: Mr. Devious Being tortured frequently by my Dom SleepySloth Served by my loyal worm Jaro Caring for my little TheBrat Recordings ❤ FAQ ❤ AMA Likes/Limits ❤ Toys Discord: butterfly.cm ❤

10-13-2018, 09:48 AM	#11
DianaAu Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 60 Blog Entries: 3	Wow, that's cruel. That would take about 48 edges per day for a whole year to finish. Not to mention interests, pluss you're a monkey for god's sake. Well, as one wise man once said: "It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish", so good luck to you and 5 edges from me __________________ 28/Male/A bit bi Shy, naive and awkwardly daring Likes - light pain, watersports, anal, tasks, occasional CD, light public, submission, chatting, spanking Interested - CBT, food play, video-live-chat room experiance, long term, humiliation, cum play, light scat Limits - family & friends, blood, illegal, permanent, social suicide, diapers, extreme pain. PM DARES KIK: SiDiBA94

10-13-2018, 10:01 AM	#12
Pariahterror Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Netherlands Posts: 4,401 Blog Entries: 21	So puppy can add one edge for the monkey to do at a time just by posting XD __________________ Male, 28, Dutch, puppy Likes: Denial / Spanking / Petplay / body writing / Sensory Deprivation / Crossdressing / Hidden public / Hypnosis Neutral: Diapers / Messy / Cornertime / Bladder control / Pee / pictures Curious: Humiliation / Self-bondage / hidden public outing Dislikes: Linewriting Limits: Permanent / Family / Face / Video/Cam / Illegal For more: Likes / toys PM dares Progress of 1000 thread KIK: Pariahterror

10-13-2018, 12:25 PM	#14
LitDarkness Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: May 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 6,116 Blog Entries: 289	10 edges to the monkey. Question, can I double up, post edges I'm doing for the other thread here too or is that cheating? __________________ M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots.

10-13-2018, 03:25 PM	#15
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	OMG! You guys are awesome! I'm sorry its taking me so long to respond. I want to thank you all individually, but I am in the middle of a move right now and have no computer setup anywhere so I'm typing on my phone but I want you all to know how appreciative I am for your assistance! __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪